A metaphor is like a simile.
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If I were Romeo, we would have had a happy ending.
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If I were Juliet, we would have had a happy ending.
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Hope springs eternal, but love springs eternal-er.
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A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.
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I Wish Life Were Choreographed And Set To Music
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Pretend to spank me--I'm a pseudo-masochist.
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I need my sinuses like I need a hole in the head.
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Go Ask Your Parental Unit.
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Excuse me whilst I play with my imaginary rack.
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You don't know about the interrobang‽
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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The passive voice is to be ignored.
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C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
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1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1
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I'm all mimsy just thinking about it.
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Checkers Is For Tramps.
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Just embrace the banality of the moment and move on.
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Mathematical puns are the first sine of madness.
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I Could End You.
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I Really Do Read For Fun.
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