151Proof Rum comes in a bottle but dont use it for bottle rockets
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Being a T-Shirt I don't have an opinion
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Do a Barrel Roll
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Easter: Look for unborn chicken fetuses and draw pictures on them
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Have you hugged your old person today?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I don't cheat at poker
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I eat carbon like you for breakfast
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I eat Shy Guys like you for breakfast
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I once played a game of Connect Four and won in 3 moves...
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I'm Not Afraid of commitment, I'm afraid of You
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I'm to tired to talk about stuff I'm not interested in
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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in the time taken to read this,I could've made Fluffybum a carrot
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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It's SEAN not SHAUN
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Laika is watching you
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Let's jump to conclusions
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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Losing keys for your car is like losing the key to your handcuffs
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Losing keys to your car is like losing the key to your handcuffs
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Please vote yes to this slogan! Pleassssse!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF PETE! STOP READING MY SHIRTS!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Pluto is a planet! Where do you think penguins live?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Pools Closed
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Reading this shirt does not obligate you to asking me about it
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Remember, Knives don't need reloading
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Schrodinger should be charged with animal abuse
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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The less you know, The funnier it is
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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THERE'S SNAKES ON THIS PWLANE!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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When in doubt, Do a barrel roll.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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yo hablo espanol
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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