Did someone just say my name?
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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An iPod is like a brain. You only use 10% of it.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Did you think I was somebody else? I am.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Damn Right I'm Frickin' Modest.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Extremacious Vocabularist
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Proud to be colorblind
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Sexy beats cute. Smart trumps sexy. Funny takes the pot.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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The truth is I'm a pathological liar
of 48 votes, 38% like it
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You're as supportive as one hand clapping.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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I don't think you should touch that.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Turn around, I want to look at something.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Wikipedia says you're taller.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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Press here to receive goodies
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Buy me something! I'll love you more.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Nice guys finish last, after the ladies.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Teach me how to dance?
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Of course my iPod playlist is completely legal.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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Eye Contact Please.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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