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Boney_King_of_Nowhere
aka Jon is a 20.24 year old boy, has been a member since April 11, 2006, has scored 1825 submissions, giving an average score of 3.06.
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Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I'm Not Photogenic.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Hi, This One Time I Knifed A Guy In The Neck. Nice To Meet You.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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There's A Penchant For Destruction In The Way You Talk
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Left Handed People Are Sinister
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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MTv Ruined Some Of My Favourite Bands
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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This Shirt Is A Better Ice-Breaker Than A Pickaxe
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Futurama Was Funny, Don't You Agree?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Okay, Tom Cruise, We Get It
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Erm...Hi?
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Oh, That's Really Funny. Funny Like The Fork In Your Eye.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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What's With The Cork On The Fork?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I Said Walk The Dog, Not Wok The Damn Dog!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Campaign To Reanimate John Lennon
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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You Might Recognize Me From My Sex Tape
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Your Country Thanks You For The Contribution To The Literacy Rate
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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I Give You A 3.4/10 For Style
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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What Is The Average Air-Speed Of An Unlaiden Swallow?
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Well, Aren't We A Mangy Monkey This Morning?
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Ha! That Was A Good One.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Super Bleeder
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Central Nervous Piston
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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No Comprendes Porque No Hablas Espanol.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Don't Go To Parties With Metal Detectors
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Would Jesus Think That Joke Was Funny?
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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What Would Papi Do?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Johnny Damon Sucks At Everything Ever. Seriously.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Hitler Said Pirating Music Was Wrong
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Hooray! You Can Read.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Pitchers Are Built To Spill
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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If You Don't Think This Is Funny You Don't Get The Reference
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Good News For People Who Like Reading Shirts
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Mix Me A Pangalactic Gargleblaster
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Paranoid Humanoid
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I Like Vogon Poetry
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I Know Where My Towel Is
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Hoopy Frood
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I'm So Hip I Have Trouble Seeing Over My Pelvis
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Dent, Arthur Dent
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Prime, Optimus Prime
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Will Pose Nude For Clothes
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Television = Books For Idiots
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Superman Would Ride A Bike If He Could
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Oxygen Is For Lifeforms
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Jazz Is Pretentious
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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If I Ripped Off Your Legs You'd Be Snowmen
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Jesus Masturbates Too
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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My Religion Killed More Heathens Than Your Religion
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Don't You Mean Kwanza?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I Would Never Wear An Ironic T-Shirt
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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St. Francis Of Assisi Kicked Babies
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Jump On A Sofa If You Banged The Dawsons Creek Girl
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Scurvy Tastes Like Citrus
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Vegans: A Good Source Of Protein
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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JFK Needed Another Parade Like A Hole In His Head
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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You And Whose Army?
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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It Isn't A Race, But If It Were You'd Be Losing
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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What I'm Doing Now Is My Best Dance Move
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I'd Rather Be Wearing A Wittier T-Shirt
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Jellyfish Stings Hurt Worse When You've Eaten The Jellyfish
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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A Good Band Is Playing In My Head
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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I'll Be The Guy In The Lobby Stabbing Jaws
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Citar Is Hard
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I Got This T From A Really Indie And Hip Thrift Shop
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Me Going For Mexico Has Little To Do With The Men Chasing Me
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Whatever You Think Is Cool Is Probably Lame
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Will Pose Nude For Food
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Basic Proportional Reasoning: Radiohead > Coldplay
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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This Was The Least Dirty Shirt On My Floor
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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I Fought The Law (That's Why I'm Running Right Now)
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Y0u Have Really Really Bad Taste In Everything
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Too Many Shirts Are About Ninjas (paid for by Pirates)
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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You're Obviously Not Illiterate
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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I'm Like A Chocoholic, But For Alchohol
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Slartibartfast Thinks You're Weird
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I Know What You're Thinking, And Yes, I Did Steal This Shirt
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Your Favourite Band Is Probably Terrible
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Whatever You Think This Shirt Says, It's In Your Imagination
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Early Death By Cancer: It's A DietCoke Thing
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Not A Naturally Tenable Position For A Bowl Of Petunias
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
'Maybe 104 Is Too Old To Be A Scientist.' 'Yep.'
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Babes Love A Guy With Leprosy
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Boney King Of Nowhere
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Cannibal Weekly News: Gangreen Just Adds Lemony Flavor
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Do You Find This Shirt Clever?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Ganges, Drink More Water
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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How Do You Spell 'I'm Robbing This Bank, Hand Me The Money'?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I agree to the Legal Terms implicit in wearing this t-shirt.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I Always Cry At Endings.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I Am An American Aquarium Drinker
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I Bet A Celebrity Would Wear This Shirt
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I Bet You Like Dirty Chat Rooms
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I Can't Figure Out How To Submit Real Designs, So I'm Doing This
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I Could Kill You, But Instead I'll Make You Cry With These Words.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I Have Come From The Future To Governate You
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I Like Music. Do You Like Music?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I Paid 10$ For A Shirt I Could Have Made With A Paint Pen
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I Scrobble.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I'm hXc Emo
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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If We Could Cure Cancer Who Would Kill All The Old People?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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If You're Feeling Sinister Go Off And Hang A Minister
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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In Golf 6 Is Better Than 26
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Last Night I Contracted Herpes. Discuss.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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My iTunes Library Is Bigger Than Your iTunes Library
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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People Come, People Go, People Lie Nameless In The Snow.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Running In The First Place Is Easier Than Escaping From Prison
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Satan Is My Motor
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Snakebite Repair Kit Is A Body Bag
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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The Red Sox: Not Just For Drunk Irishmen Anymore.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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There Is No Such Thing As A McDonalds Hamburger
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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They Came Out Of The Trees, The Trees!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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This Is Much Funnier Than You Think It Is
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Threadless = No Threads Attached.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Ur 2 Literate
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Will Pose Nude For Popularity
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Zarniwoop
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/273205/Boney_King_of_Nowhere
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I can't get the Threadless Design template to work but I'm excited with the prospect of putting my designs into some sort of actual output. All tingly and what not.
Shirts I Have:
-Ask Me How I Became A Pirate
-Are You In...Or Out?
-The Communist Party
-Strangers With Candy
-Urban Camoflage
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