Gah! I saw this shirt ages ago, and liked the look of it. I came out a few weeks ago, and wanted to buy it. There were two left, but I didn't want to make a snap decision - somehow buying something that will have to sail the seas to get to you feels like a more momentous decision. So I left it to the next day.

What do you know, it's out of stock! I was annoyed, to say the least. *sniffles*

So Threadless, please reprint this in Medium, for me. And tell me it's alright to send a boat across the Atlantic so that I can look good. Please?