Dear diary,
Corey asked me to prom!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ;) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

... no wait, that's not my life, I'll try again:

Dear dairy,
I'm lactose intolerent, THANKS JERK.

Sorry... third time lucky:

Dear diary,
I'm submitting this post so that Threadless will stop calling me anti-social. I know I'm anti-social, I just don't like people telling me all the time.

Also, I apologise if I got your hopes up with the catchy title.