carebears dont care about you
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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celine dion should go back to canada
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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chewbacca had it coming
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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christ was a jew
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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chump
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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cmyk > rgb
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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COLBERT for president
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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confessions and deception rule my life
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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create destroy rebuild
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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ctrl + alt + del = bye bye
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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ctrl.alt.del
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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damn it folied again
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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de morte
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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decieve me not
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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designer
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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desolate
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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devastating
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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die young and save yourself
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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do you like me : check "yes" or "no"
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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dont conform, be emo
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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dont fear the reaper
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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dont mind me im only dying
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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dont touch my no no spot
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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dyno-mite !!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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emo junkie
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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emo spelled backwards is gay
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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everyone dies alone
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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excuse me! may i have a slice of dootie
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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excuse my ego
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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express yourself; express your art; express individuality
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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fate wields its knife to cut thy wrist
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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feel free to stare
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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figment of god's imagination
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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florida: the wang of the united states
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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for best taste, drink by date at bottom of can
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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for mutual pleasure wrap your treasure
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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former backstreet boy
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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former member of the JACKSON 5
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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friends dont let friends listen to country
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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funky col madiena
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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gas cans and matches = fun
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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get your hand off my wacom tablet
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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get your hands of my WACOM tablet
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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give me music or give me death
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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go away you butt licker !
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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go blog yourself
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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golly gee wilakers
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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GORGEOUS
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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hardcore junkie
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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hate me. love me. never trust me.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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hate.love.complicate
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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highschool graduate
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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how cliche
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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how ironic would it be to DIE on your BIRTHday
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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huggs and bullets
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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humanity lacks vanity
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i <3 you
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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i added you to my favourites list
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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i agree to all legal terms
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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i always ctrl + s
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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i am the original ganster
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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i am what willis is talking about
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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i beat girls off with sticks, well only
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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i beat up kids that look like you
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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i blame martha stewart for global warming
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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i bought this with street team points
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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i bought this with street team points
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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i break hearts like its a trend
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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i buy all my clothes at the toilet store
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i come with a pentium 4 processor
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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i dated all the chicks in HANSON
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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i dont like butt muffins
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i dont stalk, i admire from a far
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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i dont want a damn fanta
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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i eat scene kids like you for breakfast
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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i h8 2 LOL
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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i hate myself and want to die
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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i hate scenesters
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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i have an entourage
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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i heart scenesters
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i heart to fart
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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i know what willis is talking about
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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i last longer than three minutes
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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i less than three myself
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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i like to colour
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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i liked you before you went mainstream
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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i liked you better before you went mainstream
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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i love myself and i want to cry
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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i love you
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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i love you, i hate you
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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i luv 2 LOL
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i made america's next top model and all i got was an STD
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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i made fun of xxxbriggsxxx in the blog forum
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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i owe your mom 5 bucks
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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i own all the spice girls cd's
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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i passed go; wheres my 200 dollars
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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i prefer raster over vector
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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i prefer vector over raster
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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i put sex in sexy
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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i saw spot run
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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i scream, you scream, we all scream for self involement
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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i see stupid people !!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i throw electrikk kids in bath tubs
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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i use pascal
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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i wanna kill miss america
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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i was a skitzo, but were ok now
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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i was made in a monte carlo
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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i wear chick pants; see the buldge !!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i wear chick pants; see the buldge !!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I WEAR MY LITTLE SISTERS JEANS
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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i will stab you in the eye then light you on fire
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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i woke up next to that; DAMN i should stop drinking
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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i won the speling bee
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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i wrote the anarchists cookbook
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i'll be your ROCKSTAR, you be my beautiful
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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i'll be your romeo and you'll be my juliet
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i'll play GOD, and you'll play DEAD
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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i've been on COPS
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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i've been on springer
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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i've got a shot at life
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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i've gotta pee pee
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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i've gotta pee pee
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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i've had tea and crumpets with miss sally sue
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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if Bush can do it a drunken monkey can
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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if i kiss you would turn to a prince (or princess)
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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if love is blind, then im ray charles
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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if you think i look good now you should see me when im threadless
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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im a fan of GEIN
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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im a hawt t, u r 2 !
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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im almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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im dynamic
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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im GAY ; for GOD
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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im hawt like lava
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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im necromantic
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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im not an atheist, im just not naive
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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im not an honour roll student
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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im not easy, im hard
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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im not easy, im hard
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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im NOT gay for god
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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im not racist i just dont like minorities
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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im only wearing black until theres something darker
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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im part of : GENERATION RX
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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im so xxx hardcore xxx
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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im so emo, my blood runs black
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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im so hardcore i make angels bleed
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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im so hXc
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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im static
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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in case of fire : melt your heart
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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infatuation
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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insert coin in slot
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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is it cold today or is it just your heart?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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is this love
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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ismell what the rock is cooking, and it smells bad
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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it was love a first fright
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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it was love at first fright
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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itch stopping cream
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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its ok you can say it, i love you too
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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jeezit
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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john doe: nothing runs like an illegal
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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kick kick party party mosh mosh
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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kiss me; im contagious
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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kiss me; in contagious
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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lets dance in fear of our own lives
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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lets settle this in the pit
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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life is about love and letdown
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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life is like a box of chocolates u never know whos gonna eat you
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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life sucks drink coke
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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like cat and mouse i hunt my prey
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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live life on the edge; not by the edge
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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LOLZ dead
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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looks like someone has a case of the monday's
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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love me like you mean it
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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made of 99% cotton
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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make me a grilled cheese now
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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martha stewart had it coming
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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mi abeuelo es enfuego !!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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micheal jackson is a catholic priest
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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micheal jackson is the equivalent of a catholic priest
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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miss murder
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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mmmmmmkkkkkkkk
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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money does grow from trees, thats what its made of
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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mosh MOSH
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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mosh n' roll
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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my BASIC INSTINCT is to never see the sequel
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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my briefcase is full of naughty photos
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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my butt itches ! scratch it for me !
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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my cell phone has been dropped > bomb
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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my heart stopped beating
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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my hopeless cries annoy others
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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my knife vs. your throat
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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my mommy buys my clothes at threadless
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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my mommy says im special
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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my mommy says in SPECIAL
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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my mouse is infared
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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my music can kick your music's ass
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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my music sounds angry
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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my music will kick your music's ass
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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my outfit is black; like my soul
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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my priest touched my no no spot
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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my slogan is betterthan yours
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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my template is better than yours
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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myspacaholic
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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myspace is overrated i like xanga better
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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myspace sucks!!!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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necromance
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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neighbors ate my zombies
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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never wear plaid
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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NEXT
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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no more will i be nude !!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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not a natural blonde
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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OMG lyke LOL
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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on the 8th day god made, CHUCK NORRIS
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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on the eight day god gave up
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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on the eighth day god lost hope
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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oompa loompas scare me
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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originality is over done
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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our love is platonic
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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panic! i hate to disco
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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panic! i love the disco
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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pardon the blood
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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party on !!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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pathetic
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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pathetic, yet ordinary
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Patiently i kneel here dying, waiting for your empty promises
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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plaid is in this season
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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platonically in love and nothing more
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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please return to : 1313 bleaker street
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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POKemoN
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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pong : game of choice
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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PopcORN
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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prom queen 2006
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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public icon
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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quit being a twat waffle
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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quite possibly the raddest thing ever
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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rap's in and rock's out
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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RAWR !!! im a dinosaur
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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recycle or die
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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remind me why im talking to you
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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revenge is what im good at
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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RIP RIP STAB STAB: IM SO EMO
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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rock's in and rap's out
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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santa is satan
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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santa is satan
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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save your breath to blow up your date
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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scientology is all the rage in hollywood
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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scientology is all the rave in hollywood
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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score my designs on threadless.com
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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shot.kill.dead
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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simon says STFU
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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slit.bleed.repeat
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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stabby rip stab stab : im so EMO
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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stalking = a LONG distance relationship
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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STFU hardcore kid
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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stop laughing, i think i broke something
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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stop reading my chest, its very rude
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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stop staring at my breastases
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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stop the inbreeding
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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stylist
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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suite
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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SxE : only joking
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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T-H-R-E-A-D-L-E-S-S
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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take your time im mearly dying
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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take your time im only dying
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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the american dream
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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the beautiful disaster
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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the bright side of suffering
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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the government crumbles, while art rebuilds
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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the main export of chuck norris is pain
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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the queer guys came by and had an eye for me
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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the queer guys picked out this outfit
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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there's better ways to fight democracy without a barrell of a gun
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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theres a girl in the corner making love to a switchblade
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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this is the color of frustration
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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thread to tha less
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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THREADLESS is the new myspace
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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THREADless!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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tip jar located in pants
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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today is the day
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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too graphic for theaters
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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touch me and DIE
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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touch me dirty
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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trust me, im a liar
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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under this shirt is my superman costume
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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usa : the RED WHITE AND THE BRUISED
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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vanity affair
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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vanity failure
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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vengeful
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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viva la resistance
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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w00t
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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wanna have a PHOTOSHOP off ?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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want to be lonely with me
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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what comes before part b ? PART A
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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What got me into this mess that devoured me?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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what would ALLAH do?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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WHAT WOULD SATAN DO ?
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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whatdafxup?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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whats the irony of dying on your birthday
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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when the trailer is a rockin dont come a knockin
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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where in the hell is waldo
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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while the government crumbles, art rebuilds
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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whitney houston had it coming
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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who needs a six pack when you could have a keg
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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x's are for straight edge kids
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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XIII
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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xp edition
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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XXX [insert name here] XXX
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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yeah right !
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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yes in fact, i do have a myspace
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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yes it was me, i farted , good one ehh?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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yes these are real, thanks for staring
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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YIPPE ki yay melon farmer
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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you are cordially invited to the pants party
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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you can spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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you cant spell danger without anger
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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you cant spell jesus without jew
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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you had me at GO AWAY
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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you have the body of a god, to bad that god is buddha
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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you looked better on threadless
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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you make me angry on the inside
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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you smell like you just ate a poop-sicle
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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your friend request has been declined
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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your mother !!!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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your tears make me feel better
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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youth in revolt
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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zombies are my best friends
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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[insert catchy phrase here]
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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[insert clever yet depressing line here]
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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[slogan goes here]
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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[www.threadless.com]
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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