Turtles are the second most endangered species after the Unicorn. They....oh.





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Turtles are the most endangered species.

When I was little my grandma told me that there were no unicorns around anymore because they were too stuck up to get on the ark.



That has nothing to do with turtles.



But lots to do with unicorns.

oh dear.. poor unicorns. or maybe they were literally stuck up, and their horns wouldn't fit through the door!



and just so you know, unicorns have everything to do with turtles. for example, they both have tails, and they both like to eat rice pudding.

I could care less about the "Berliner" t-shirt, but I'd buy a cool looking shirt with your poem on it. I think it's great!



O acadameia, how i love thee!

thine jelly doughnuts hath no sweeter flavour,

thine arguments flow as fires into the sea..

Let me count the banalities, dear ivory tower,

that thine wistful realms have given unto me

oooh, animals that eat rice pudding are the best.