Hello again Threadless.

I am writing this blog today to tell you who I support for President. I am sure many of you have been wondering who ol' Gramps is voting for and will most likely follow my lead and vote for whoever I endorse. So, I am ready to make my official announcement.

I will be voting for that young man, John McCain in 2008

You may be asking "But why, grandpa? why?!" Welp, I've been milling over it for a while now and here is why I support McCain.

•Experience•
I read he has more experience a few times. They haven't really gotten into what that means, but it sounds good, so Grandpa approves. Sure you might be saying to yourself, "But Grandpa! McCain picked Palin who has virtually no experience so that basically throws his experience card away". You may be right, but I don't worry about that. Mr. McCain is a young man who doesn't need to worry about anything happening to him. He's only 72 years old. A young whippersnapper compared to me. Granted I've had 3 strokes, battled prostate cancer, broke my hip and am going deaf....but none of that happened till I was 73! Nothing to worry about with Palin, she's not THAT close to being president.

•Palin is a MILF•
When it comes to politics, having a trophy wife is an important asset. Mr. McCain has taken this one step further. Not only did he divorce his disfigured wife after he got back from Vietnam for a hotter, richer wife, but he threw caution to the wind and gave America their first shot at a hot trophy VP! Sure Mondale attempted this before, but that lady he picked wasn't a certified hottie! McCain is a smart man and picked a chick who is younger and makes him look better. I do the same thing. I'm always trying to put the moves on college girls so I can have me some hot arm candy. Normally it fails and I have to pay escorts to be seen with me. I commend McCain for taking this ideal to the political ring.

•Is a Negro ready to lead?•
I remember the old days when Negros had to sit at the back of the bus, drank out of different drinking fountains, and weren't allowed to have good jobs or be equal just because of the color of their skin. Well, I know a lot has changed, but is a Negro ready to lead? I mean, I know they are good performers, but when we are facing an economic crisis like we are currently, I don't think some song and dance number is going to solve much. Mr. McCain agrees with me on this issue I am quite sure. Infact, he was against recognizing Martin Luther King Jr day in Arizona, even! So, he is with me on this issue for sure.

•I like to relate to my President•
I like the idea that Mr. McCain and I are alike. He can't use a computer, and I can only barely use a computer. He has had skin cancer and I have had prostate cancer. He has fought in Vietnam, I have fought in World War II. He takes his teeth out at night, I take my teeth out at night! He shits himself sometimes. I shit myself daily!
I don't have any idea what Barrock Sadam Hussain Obama is talking about when he mentions text messages, his gangster rapper friends like Will Smith and Ludacris, iPods, all that non-sense that clearly nobody even has heard of but him...

and finally

•I'm senile•
It's the only explanation for any of this.