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Hiresdes
aka Desmond Dale is a 21.83 year old boy, has been a member since April 4, 2006, has scored 3589 submissions, giving an average score of 0.98.
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Life is the Proverbial Elevator in which I Love to Push Buttons
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Opposites
Attract
Hatred
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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When Life's a Party, Death's Just a Minor Hangover
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'm Like The Little Engine That Could, But Never Does
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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...Videogames are Superior to Life Because They Have Save Points
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Pillows are like directors cutting life into scenes and takes
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Bike Riders Are Cyclist, Nascar Riders Are Raceist
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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The Great Depression: The Era When America Was At Its Most Emo
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Friends Are Just Enemies That Haven't Yet Found My Evil Lair
of 50 votes, 42% like it
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Drop Bombs in Bathrooms, Not Battlefields
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Curiousity Didn't Kill The Cat, I Did
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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You Complete Me...Well At Least My Bitter Side
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Don't Live Like Mario, Only Out for Shrooms and Pipes
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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Burritos: Keep A Bathroom Close And Your Enemies Closer
of 47 votes, 32% like it
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In Hell Everyday is Monday
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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Ordinary Life is Pretty Complex Stuff
of 50 votes, 34% like it
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In a Better World...Everyone Would Still Be Dissatisfied
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Try Finding Waldo in Jail, Circa 1900, In a B&W Photo
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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Don't Ask Me for Directions...I Don't Even Know Where I Am
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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If You Were the Last Being on Earth...I'd Eat You
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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Never Say You're Tired of Small Talk in Front of Midgets
of 56 votes, 38% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Squid Pro Row"
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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...Am On Autopilot
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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...Sympathizes with the Wolf in Little Red Riding Hood
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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2008 B.C.E. (The Broken Currency Era)
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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A Penny Earned, Is a Penny Spurned
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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As Crafty As Martha Stewart
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Blank Tees Show My Indecisiveness...I Didn't Think You'd Get It
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Cyanide = Sayonara
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Do What You Wanna Do, Cuz You're Gonna Die!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Don't Be Shocked, Cuz I'm EEL
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Eating + Sleeping = A Daily Success
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Even Bosses Like Me Have to Start Out as
Henchman...Capiche
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Facebook: The Idiot's Guide to Stalking
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I Am John Malkovich
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I have a Dependence on Independence
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I love sex in the city...And in the country as well
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I Love Weed(s)
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Pick Up Lots of Girls, But They Usually Wanna Be Set Down
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. Cuz We're All Dudes.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Getting Too Old for This ****
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Gonna Party Like It's 1985
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I'm Like The King of The Jungle When it Comes to Catching Zzz's
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Pretty Easy...On The Eyes That Is
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If I said I was a surgeon, would you let me perform on you.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Insert Cool Band Name Here: __________
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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Life Is the Proverbial Elevator, In Which I Love to Push Buttons
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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Listen to Captain Planet
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Myspace: The Petri Dish of Advertisments and Spam
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Proud Owner of Robot Insurance
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Robbers Beware: Nothing On Me Is Worth a Cent
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Sex Sells, But I'd Be Willing to Give You a Discount
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Spandex: The Biggest Incentive to Go to the Gym
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Stay True to What Others Want You to Be
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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The Last Time I Fought Sleep, I Ended Up Knocked Out
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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This is My Shirt, My Pants Are Below, And My Face Is Above
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Watch More Pauly Shore
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Start Taking Shots...
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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When Life Itself Starts Giving You Lemons...See A Shrink
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Why Has It Become So Fashionable to be with Stupid People?
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/269749/Hiresdes
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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