'scuse me but you're stepping on my imaginary friend
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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(This is my Halloween costume)
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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1 2 3 4 I hereby declare a thumb war!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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1 of 300 million Americans
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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1 of 6 Billion Humans on earth
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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1.2.3.4 I declare a thumb war
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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A tomato is a mutated fruit and vegetable
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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All your base are belong to What??
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Alright, lets play look in each other's wallet
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking Pinky?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Aren't Spam boxes are filled with pink meat?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Can you say the Alphabet backwords? I can...tebahpla!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Captain Planet, he's our hero. Gonna take pollution 2 zero!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Condiments are cool
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Count Dracula had the best time at the Blood Drive
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Currently lost in a maze
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Dang Crab Apples!!
of 39 votes, 0% like it
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Democrats have taken over my house!
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Did you just hear an Ice Cream Truck?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Et, tu Brutus?
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Experiment #148 Failure
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Giant+Mutated+Turtles+Pizza+Rat= awesome
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Here lies the soul of a significant other
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I am empty
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I am the watermellon vampire. First I bite then I suck.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I can see you on Google earth. wink wink
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I find myself repeating words over and over and over
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I have Attention Deficicit D...ude look at that
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I heard a vampire is working at the blood drive...
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I sleep during my job for energy to work later.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I start dancing and things start breaking.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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I thrive on the cries of little children.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I WANT YOU to bow before me
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I'll be Frank with you, but I can't talk in that low voice
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not Naked!!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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If an Angel gave me his wings I would fly.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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If you could be a cheese; what kind would you be?
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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If you're happy and you know it shake my hand.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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If you're looking at this shirt. You hav
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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In my mind the weather's crappy today.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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It's never too late to stop growing up...
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt his name is my name too.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Lets stick it to the Man
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Licensed to poetically please
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Member of the Anti-nudist club (currently)
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Music is like a mirror. It reflects my soul.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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My Sentimental value is going through the roof
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Nerds: Most commonly found in front of a computer
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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No animals were harmed making this T-shirt
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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No I am not part of the human wax museum.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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No pain No shame
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Old McDonald kicked me out of the farm.
of 39 votes, 0% like it
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Only you can start forest fires!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Pi's tasty and fun to use!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Pirates use just a Hook for Hitchhiking
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Please no flash photography. Just give me your #
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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R. I P Ready to Improvise
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Ready to Improvise
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Receiving donations to my life fund.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Save the Pennies! And earn a penny!
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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So...Do you like...Stuff?
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Some guy punched me in the face yesterday
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Soul for Sale (10 dollars)
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Spam boxes aren't filled with pink meat.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Spam is meat trapped in a can.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Stop hacking you noob
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Stop wasting water, you're stealing it from the fishes
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Swearing in#$%&@*! symbols is fun
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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The "Hot Products" are never hot.
of 41 votes, 0% like it
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The human part of me is no longer. What is left is machine.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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The irony of this is I didn't even have to iron this shirt.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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They'll be always a better shirt out there..
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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This ain't a Halloween costume kids!
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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This place is reserved for my heart
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Too many Restraunts to go, too many things to eat
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Vote for David Palmer!
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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When The Sky is Falling get your umbrella.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Who says you have to act your age?
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Win Fame, Friends, and Two Thousand Dollars!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Yes... this is all muscle.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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You're looking at grade A material right here.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Your teeth look nice
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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