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dpj.deli
dpj.deli aka Zombie Princess Diana! is a 20.63 year old boy, has been a member since April 2, 2006, has scored 4571 submissions, giving an average score of 1.10.
I Wish Homework Was Asexual So it Would Do Itself.|
of 60 votes, 33% like it
Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead and Alive
of 58 votes, 21% like it
Minimalism is Just Another Word for Lazy
of 69 votes, 36% like it
Thank God For The Atheists
of 81 votes, 46% like it
Smoking Is a Leading Cause Of Statistics.
of 86 votes, 62% like it
Stupid? No I'm Doesn't!
of 77 votes, 21% like it
Sir, I Challenge You To A Duel!
of 76 votes, 26% like it
11. Keep Thy Religion To Thyself.
of 80 votes, 34% like it
On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers
of 80 votes, 31% like it
Anti-Myspace League Member.
of 73 votes, 29% like it
Cucumbers: Sausages For Vegetarians.
of 82 votes, 40% like it
Noir Is The New Black.
of 76 votes, 36% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
:-) :-I :-{ :-( >:-( >:-#
of 9 votes, 0% like it
A Dog Is Not Just For Christmas. Save Some For boxing Day.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
A Dog Is Not Just For Christmas. Save Some For Sandwiches.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Architects Should be Made To Live In The Buildings They Design
of 29 votes, 21% like it
Are You Still Here?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Buying Buster Brown Won't Make You Look Like The Threadless Girl.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
Cash Me In For A Mystery Prize!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Childhood: Acceptable Insanity
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Cloud Appreciation Society.
of 7 votes, 43% like it
Commence Admiration......Now.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Croquet. My Favorite Contact Sport.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Dairylea Is Not A Type Of Cheese.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
Do You remember The Golden Age Of Nostalgia?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
F-A-T Not P-H-A-T
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Fish And Visitors: Both Stink After Three Days
of 8 votes, 25% like it
G.R.O.S.S Club member.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Genetic Engineering Gone Right!
of 64 votes, 23% like it
Good Job I Always Carry Vaseline!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
How Makes Sense Does That?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
I Add That Certain Razzmatazz.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
I Am God's Ping-Pong Ball. Frankly, He C
of 6 votes, 0% like it
I Bottled Out Of Buying A Regular Tee An
of 7 votes, 0% like it
I Eat Talking Food For Breakfast!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
I Fought The Law, I'm Still Here!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
I Like You, You have a Funny Nose
of 31 votes, 16% like it
I Majored In Muzak.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
I Needs Me Spinach!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
I Was Once A Jolly Jumbuck
of 11 votes, 0% like it
I'LL say whether I'm a control freak or not.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
I'll Show Ye.......
of 1 votes, 0% like it
I'm A Wookie. Let Me Win.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
If Animals Aren't Meant To Be Eaten, Why Are They Made Of Meat?
of 36 votes, 17% like it
Immortality Can Only Truly Be Achieved Through Not Dying
of 47 votes, 26% like it
Is God Bigger Than Godzilla?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Jazz Is, Jazz Was, Jazz Be.....Bop
of 12 votes, 0% like it
Jocks Are Just Sport Nerds
of 27 votes, 26% like it
Jocks Are Just Sports Nerds
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Living Is Easy With Eyes Closed.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Love Is Blind Drunk.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
Lowest Common Denominator.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Meaningless Slogan
of 7 votes, 0% like it
Media Studies Is For Intellectuals.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
My Favorite Activity Is Being Judged.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Of 1 Vote, 100% Like Me!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Oh Yeah? Well......You Stink!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
Piss Off You Fat Retard.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Reality Is An Illusion Created By A Lack of Alcohol
of 44 votes, 20% like it
Slogan Sold Seperately
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Smoking Causes Statistics.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Squeeze Me! I'm Oh So Wuvvable!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Things To See, People To Do.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
This Is More Of A Waltz.......
of 31 votes, 19% like it
This Shirt Was A Cotton Bush in a Past life
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Thought Police Officer.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
To you My Friend, 6 Magic Beans.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Too Juicy For My Shark!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Tragic Roundabout Rider.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
What Would You Rather Bee Or A Wasp?
of 47 votes, 17% like it
Why See the World When There Are Internet Forums?
of 11 votes, 27% like it
Will Dance The Hokey-Cokey On Request.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
You Don't Have To Have A Torso To Wear This Shirt, But It Helps
of 35 votes, 26% like it
Your Mother!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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i like cereal. I don't like myspace.



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