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dpj.deli
dpj.deli aka Zombie Princess Diana! is a 24.01 year old boy, has been a member since April 2, 2006, has scored 4,571 submissions, giving an average score of 1.10, helping 33 designs get printed.
people, i realise that it's neither big nor clever to make fun of emos. Actually it's really low, and such, this blog should be seen as celebration of all things pink and black. So, in honour of bleeding heart being reprinted, which quite possibly is the most emo item known to exist, i present the emo awards.

if we have already crowned bleeding heart the most emo shirt (you may disagree with this), all that remains to do is to move on to other forms of media/entertainment/stuff. Bands is too easy, but i thought up some other categories, feel free to add your own, or whatever.

book: the catcher in the rye
film: donnie darko
animal: crow
chocolate; the dark chocolate ones that have strawberry squidgy stuff in.

god, the stuff that seems fun to do when you're putting off learning about DNA transcription.
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lenabeana
lenabeana on Dec 05 '06 at 6:26pm
dlkasjdfklasdfands stopppp stereotyping
dpj.deli
dpj.deli on Dec 05 '06 at 6:27pm
no

Nodus
Nodus on Dec 05 '06 at 6:27pm
Crazy, Flowers in the Attic is the most emo shirt.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Dec 05 '06 at 6:27pm
there is nothing remotely emo about donnie darko
dpj.deli
dpj.deli on Dec 05 '06 at 6:29pm
hmm, possibly on the flowers in the attic. come on tracer bullet.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Dec 05 '06 at 6:31pm
it's about time travel
dpj.deli
dpj.deli on Dec 05 '06 at 6:33pm
yes, yes it is.
carazuri
carazuri on Dec 05 '06 at 8:40pm
I do agree with tracerbullet.



TIME TRAVEL is not emo. It is supercool.
speedyjvw
   speedyjvw on Dec 05 '06 at 8:46pm
Azarael
Azarael on Dec 05 '06 at 8:52pm
¬_¬ since when did emo's get to have all the pink and black stuff, f*ckin moany self harmin fools!!!! I love pink and black they are quality colors to mix and i dont like even one thing emo!!!!!! Death to stupid emo nonsense!!!!!





Sorry....i just really hate that pink and black are apparently emo these days, since emos arent really all that great........



Why cant everyone just have there own style and stuff, like, whats with all the pigeonholeing (surely mis-spelt ^_^)



Well, i guess i have to fit into one of the slots so im gonna just make a new one for folk who like to dress in the style of................. Spangoflarbik Monchelansiusnes!!!!



Yeah thats right!! try steal my colors now....hehe



^_^
sonmi
   sonmi on Dec 05 '06 at 8:55pm
lol wut's emo
speedyjvw
   speedyjvw on Dec 05 '06 at 8:56pm
"f*ck"





lol
jpiatt
   jpiatt on Dec 05 '06 at 8:57pm
Catcher in the Rye is Emo?.....wtf?
prvyrslf
prvyrslf on Dec 05 '06 at 8:57pm
at work they called me emo scum
Azarael
Azarael on Dec 05 '06 at 8:59pm
Uhm, see im not even sure myself,



But in the papers a while back (The Sun) there was like a middle page article pure centrespread that was like, totally creatin like undue parental paranoia......



It was like sayin,



'Parents Beware, dont worry if your kids a goth, the new danger is Emo'



It had a list of stuff like to look out for but basically it came down to the fact that they think all emos are like, gonna just kill themsleves



Was pretty funny, musta been a slow news week.



Oh well, i guess since i smoke, Im an emo



Killin myself over a long (and frankly quite relaxing) period of time



^_^

Gunslinger_ Extraordinaire
Gunslinger_ Extraordinaire on Dec 05 '06 at 8:59pm
Catcher in the Rye is Emo?....wtf?



haha, i have to agree.



that book was boring, the guy is horny all the time.
kinginc
kinginc on Dec 05 '06 at 9:11pm
Emu
sonmi
   sonmi on Dec 05 '06 at 9:16pm
oh man, the new mac commercial just dropped the "e" word
Azarael
Azarael on Dec 05 '06 at 9:20pm
eggs?
Azarael
Azarael on Dec 05 '06 at 9:21pm
Wooot, without even realisin i just decided tomorrows breakfast, thanks Sonmi



........eggs



^_^ Now i wanna sleep so i eat them sooner
deathcabfortom
deathcabfortom on Dec 05 '06 at 9:38pm
catcher in the rye was dumb. it was well written but just made no sense. no plot. just whining teens.
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Dec 05 '06 at 9:41pm
Catcher in the Rye is totally emo. The peak part of its emo achievement comes when Holden talks about how he wants to save all of the innocent, unjaded children from learning about the real world. He likens it to them falling into reality therefore he wants to be the "catcher in the rye." Plus, I've seen lots of emo kids with a worn out copy of this book in their back pocket.
Outlaw01
Outlaw01 on Dec 05 '06 at 9:42pm
Catcher in the Rye was great -- it was totally "Seinfeld" in literature form with a pinch of depression.
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Dec 05 '06 at 9:42pm
...I liked Catcher in the Rye.
deathcabfortom
deathcabfortom on Dec 05 '06 at 9:44pm
i liked it, teens cant really relate to most of it. other then the fact that everything SUCKS. and everyone is a phony. ehhh.

it was really well written however.



i liked perks of being a wallflower better.
thelovefanclub
   thelovefanclub on Dec 05 '06 at 9:45pm
am i emo if i eat strawberry jam on burnt black toast?
chenonceau
chenonceau on Dec 05 '06 at 9:56pm
I don't think Catcher was that emo.



Nietzsche is more emo I think...
JAYGATZ
JAYGATZ on Dec 05 '06 at 10:03pm
MY FRIEND'S COMMENT: this whole concept is getting tiresome. People are people. No one can seem to define emo black and white in the first place and now people don't see the difference between a guy who cuts himself from a guy in tight pants and black clothes that listens to music about lovers laments. I have people i know that many classify as emo, but they aren't depressed and gothic, but they still get bad rap for it. Plus, if someone is really, full-on seriously emo, it really helps their depression to hate on them. No wonder they went from cutting to suicide.
JAYGATZ
JAYGATZ on Dec 05 '06 at 10:04pm
MY COMMENT: time travel rules.
Siye
Siye on Dec 05 '06 at 10:12pm
Whatever.. there will always be a big teenage steriotype when it comes to teens. Love it, hate it.. do whatever you want.



It was gangsta.. now it's emo. this will always BE. Get over it people.
kkjelden
kkjelden on Dec 05 '06 at 10:15pm
This shirt is emo and so is Flowers in the Attic, yet they are still awesome.
bidtoyougoodnite
bidtoyougoodnite on Dec 05 '06 at 10:30pm
nietzsche is emo? most emo kids are not intellectual enough to even know who he was.
deathcabfortom
deathcabfortom on Dec 06 '06 at 7:10am
i would like to meet your friend jaygatz. lol.
mariahandanna
mariahandanna on Dec 06 '06 at 3:38pm
i loved catcher in the rye.



however, my best friend and i have had entire long and kind of hysterical conversations about the emo-est things.



day: thursday

month: february

weather: fog



the list goes on. we weren't really thinking about stereotyping people while we were doing it. more like stereotyping concepts.



it's really a lot of fun.
slackertype
slackertype on Dec 06 '06 at 3:43pm
Fog for weather? Really? I'd have thought rain was more appropriate, but it'd have to be under these conditions: No raincoat or jacket, and your shoes are just wet enough that water squelches up into your socks every time you take a step.
BrewHaHa
BrewHaHa on Dec 06 '06 at 3:46pm
Someone admitted they read and take The Sun more seriously than a grain of salt.
mezo
   mezo on Dec 06 '06 at 3:53pm
sonmi on Dec 05 '06 at 9:16pm

oh man, the new mac commercial just dropped the "e" word




HAHA! Those commercials crack me up. I especially like how Mr. PC has to go listen to some emo, and he turns areound and has an Anarchy patch on his jacket...which is the total opposite of what emo stands for.

iLoveBeans
iLoveBeans on Dec 06 '06 at 3:55pm
i like the band thursday, assuming that is why maruahandanna chose thursday as the emo day







iLoveBeans
iLoveBeans on Dec 06 '06 at 4:04pm
and for those who don't know what emo is...



emo started as a type of music. many of my friends think emo is hardcore/heavy metal music when it really isn't. for the most part it's depressing, and usually (but not always) slow and acoustic. probably 80% of the people considered emo are not. it can't be based on the way someone looks. if they don't cut themselves/attemp suicide, they are no emo. it would help to listen to the music too. they can wear the pink and black, skinny jeans, ect. and not be emo.
Azarael
Azarael on Dec 06 '06 at 4:32pm
Hey, im not sayin the sun is to be taken seriously, just that its funny they'd make the pure centrespread a thing about 'The Dangers of Emo' think you missed my point brew ¬_¬



Im against stereotypes, but even more against people who try to be stereotypes cos its 'cool'



Everyone should be there own person, instead of tryin to follow senseless fads.



@ iLoveBeans.... YAY hehe pink n black are the best colours (for some reason... think i like the contrast ^_^)
dpj.deli
dpj.deli on Dec 06 '06 at 6:16pm
someone once said:

'our inability to copy others correctly leads to us developing into our own person'
Azarael
Azarael on Dec 06 '06 at 7:20pm
then someone once said a good thing ^_^



Its the same with bands, you see a band sayin...oh well our influences are (x) and thats cool, i love to hear music that has been influenced by past greats, and theres a lot of good stuff.



But then you hear so many bands that are carbon copies of each other, churning out the same 'sellable' music becasue thats what companies want.... even indie is gettin pure commercialised these days, its gettin to a point where if the band dont look/sound exactly how the labels 'target audience' want, they dont get the deal, its like people are afraid to make something original....



Bring back the era of Zappa and Beefheart ^_^



I realise after typin that this has ended up off topic a little, however, im drunk and angry at the music business hehehe



2 days later
ambientcity
ambientcity on Dec 09 '06 at 5:45pm
the catcher in the rye was not as emo as THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER. i think that book INVENTED emo. it's a good book too.



the catcher in the rye just isn't as up to date, but it's still a good book.
ambientcity
ambientcity on Dec 09 '06 at 5:49pm
and...

EMO=MUSIC GENRE, not name for a kid who wears tight clothes with their hair eating their face.



fhfhjf



bleh
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Dec 09 '06 at 6:14pm
all the "emo" kids at my school smile more than i do...

...and i'ma happy person
Laborpsus
Laborpsus on Dec 09 '06 at 6:18pm
I'm pretty sure "books" were an asian invention



damn pinkiedarkies taking credit for everything
This_Hearts_On_Fire
This_Hearts_On_Fire on Dec 09 '06 at 6:25pm
i f-ing hate being called emo at school, i listen to indie and daft punk is my favourite band as well as modest mouse, belle and sebastian, deerhoof, etc. and i straighten my hair, but only cause i look like a gaytard with wavy hair, and kids just stereotype me.
This_Hearts_On_Fire
This_Hearts_On_Fire on Dec 09 '06 at 6:25pm
and i am way happy and am a total loudmouth in class.
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Dec 09 '06 at 7:08pm
my "emo" kids, call themselves emo...

...and their favorite saying is "don't call me emo just because I am"

I wonder about the future of our world
skeleton clouds
skeleton clouds on Dec 09 '06 at 7:11pm
wow its a three letter word i like the idea of this blog, but people need to stop taking it as an excuse to hate on kids who have side bangs and wear black

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