i was out and about today--running errands and stuff. when i was done, i thought i'd go hang out at the mall cuz i was bored and had time to kill. while eating a soft serve from McDee's, a guy wearing a bow tie caught my eye. "well, doesn't that look interesting," i thought to myself. wonder if i can pull that look off and from that moment, i decided i'd like to try that.

apparently not every department store sells bow ties. i went to like 5 different stores until i found one. the salesperson asked a lot of questions (can't a guy just buy a bow tie for no reason??). i lied and told him it was for a wedding to get him off my back. then i made this big elaborate story--best friend's wedding on the beach; groom met the bribe at a mutual friend's housewarming party; honeymoon in paris; blah blah blah.

anyways, i've never tied a bow tie before. youtube taught me how in like 2 minutes.

here's the end result. i think i'm gonna start the bow tie trend.



THE END.