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siezexthisday
siezexthisday aka Gabrielle is a girl, has been a member since March 31, 2006, has scored 20165 submissions, giving an average score of 1.63.
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  Dec 20 '07 by siezexthisday        16 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on kirtsy   
FUCK
fuck poems. i need a ballad(poem tellin a story) and a parody poem. fucking fuck i cant think of ANYTHING

Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Dec 20 '07 at 6:23pm
fuck poems.
i need a ballad(poem tellin a story)
and a parody poem.
fucking fuck
i cant think
of ANYTHING
amaliaslash
amaliaslash on Dec 20 '07 at 6:23pm
for parody, use something by ogden nash!
DaniellesGarden
   DaniellesGarden on Dec 20 '07 at 6:23pm
i like it
Tight
Tight on Dec 20 '07 at 6:23pm
^that's hilarious xD
amaliaslash
amaliaslash on Dec 20 '07 at 6:24pm
unless you have to write it yourself, and then don't steal.
siezexthisday
siezexthisday on Dec 20 '07 at 6:24pm
yea i have to write them
synecdoche
synecdoche on Dec 20 '07 at 6:25pm
For a parody poem, you could always do a retelling of a well-known fairy tale, or mythological tale.
Monkey III
   Monkey III on Dec 20 '07 at 6:25pm
ahaha maltz!
That's some true poetry.
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Dec 20 '07 at 6:25pm
Maybe you can do something like my haiku. They're easy to write, and the last line could be any word with 5 syllables.
siezexthisday
siezexthisday on Dec 20 '07 at 6:26pm
i already have a shitload of short poems and i have to bring up my grade
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Dec 20 '07 at 6:27pm
ballad

do something like The Jabberwocky by Lewis Caroll. that'd be TIGHT
synecdoche
synecdoche on Dec 20 '07 at 6:28pm
Do your ballad about Threadless. That would be even tigher.
synecdoche
synecdoche on Dec 20 '07 at 6:29pm
sigh *tighter
blonde8007
blonde8007 on Dec 20 '07 at 6:30pm
"The birds and the bees
Making love beneath the trees
Getting STDs"

~Haiku by Gina
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Dec 20 '07 at 6:37pm
There once was a man from New York
He always knew he was considered king dork
but then one day
he met his gal may
and before long he was roasting fine pork
synecdoche
synecdoche on Dec 20 '07 at 6:40pm
Gina, that is genius.
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