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shirtflirt
aka spontaneity finds open minds is a 32.15 year old boy, has been a member since March 31, 2006, has scored 7425 submissions, giving an average score of 2.43.
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just stand there like you know.
of 88 votes, 20% like it
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If I'm stuttering, please hit my restart button.
of 94 votes, 22% like it
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The cycle of life is a moped.
of 86 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt will wear out before the fad.
of 84 votes, 17% like it
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Work is where weekends die.
of 137 votes, 32% like it
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Terrorists are too emo.
of 131 votes, 20% like it
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Kill me if I'm wearing this shirt with this horrible slogan.
of 149 votes, 8% like it
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Slogans grow up to be full blown bigots.
of 148 votes, 8% like it
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I passed by this trainwreck, finally.
of 147 votes, 7% like it
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...like shoveling dirt out of grass.
of 142 votes, 6% like it
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you lose by winning too much
of 141 votes, 5% like it
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Bridges are mansions for trolls.
of 145 votes, 17% like it
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Wind is proof that there are dragons.
of 140 votes, 17% like it
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There's bubblegum in the air that I breathe.
of 133 votes, 12% like it
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It takes a long time to grow old.
of 134 votes, 18% like it
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slogans are lazy graffiti.
of 142 votes, 12% like it
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a fart is the soul of do-do.
of 145 votes, 10% like it
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Leaders are people who follow direction.
of 144 votes, 8% like it
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try and win me.
of 140 votes, 9% like it
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if you build it, it will break.
of 157 votes, 25% like it
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Are the cops still behind me?
of 188 votes, 29% like it
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i sleep through alarms.
of 177 votes, 16% like it
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I refuse to remember your name.
of 186 votes, 20% like it
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Quiet! Your voice is annoying.
of 181 votes, 15% like it
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I sleep under your bed.
of 182 votes, 17% like it
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Tomatoes are fruits?
of 174 votes, 13% like it
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My hamburger diet is delicious.
of 174 votes, 10% like it
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I partied when it WAS 1999.
of 187 votes, 34% like it
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Too bad you can't change your face.
of 172 votes, 15% like it
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I travel in my mind.
of 163 votes, 13% like it
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i look better in jpeg
of 176 votes, 22% like it
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me and jesus are tight.
of 168 votes, 14% like it
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handles are on the side.
of 163 votes, 14% like it
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ask me for a tic tac. please.
of 162 votes, 14% like it
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You can't learn this.
of 164 votes, 10% like it
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I have robot legs.
of 165 votes, 15% like it
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Does this mean were dating?
of 165 votes, 10% like it
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Go ahead.....no seriously, do whatever.
of 158 votes, 9% like it
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Believe me, or I'll punch you.
of 157 votes, 13% like it
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focus on your distraction.
of 159 votes, 13% like it
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rainbows mean a unicorn's been murdered.
of 173 votes, 33% like it
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My mom dressed me today.
of 162 votes, 22% like it
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i forgot i hate you.
of 157 votes, 10% like it
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i'm not a lumberjack, is that ok?
of 164 votes, 26% like it
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Of course I can afford the lobster.
of 155 votes, 20% like it
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What, you don't like pizza?
of 154 votes, 8% like it
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Seriously. Shut up.
of 156 votes, 12% like it
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I'm yours for 4 easy payments of $9.99.
of 165 votes, 22% like it
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If you ask nicely, I'll hit you.
of 156 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is invisible.
of 154 votes, 14% like it
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Dancin' feet don't fail me now!
of 155 votes, 17% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
boring is your conversation.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Camel toes need camel pedicures.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Cankles: the wasteland of the leg.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Did you pay for that haircut?
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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did you say something? i don't care.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Don't deny the good parts of the hotdog.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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don't hate me. you were born stupid.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Enhanced vegitative state.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Free the guacamole 7.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Give me a reason to hate you. I DARE you
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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go save YOUR world
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Gondolas Over Death
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Happy Attitudes Toward Evil.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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hello. how are you? it was rhetorical.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Hey guess what? I hate you!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i bet you didn't know you can fly?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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i can touch my toes
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I can upload a harddrive in no time.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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i command thee.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I dream in analog.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I have four virtual pets
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I know, i know. You must be dreaming.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I look better in your bedroom.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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i masturbate. i don't like kittens.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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i sleep nude.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I think I can, but really, I can't.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I wish you would move to the fourth dimension.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'll be asleep in no time.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not from around here.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm on happy pills!!!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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If I catch fire, roll me up and smoke me.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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In Peach Pit We Trust.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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is there really junk in my trunk?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Last night was amazing. Right?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Lumpy legs lose lovers lustful leers.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Maybe you should date an elephant!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My computer can't keep a secret.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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my other shirt is has long sleeves.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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My soul can beat up your soul.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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my tuxedo's in the shop.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My wallet is hungry.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Nostalgia 90210
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Pocket protectors protect my dignity.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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right hand, meet mr. left hand.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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so what?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The cat in the attic ate a tic tac.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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The toothfairy is straight.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The West was won in a wagon.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The wiggles gave me nightmares.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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The word Gullible is not in the dictiona
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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There is no tree and there is no forest.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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this is all i got.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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This money you speak of, it's good?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt doubles as a blanket.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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this shirt was a rip-off.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Touch this shirt, I dare you.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Underling.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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vegatarianism is a gateway -ism
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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we didn't macdonald's in my day!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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What's your call sign?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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When I grow up, I wanna pixelate.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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why are you sweating like a pig?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You can forget about flowers and that sh
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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you can't handle the juice!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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you fart. i punch.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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You looked better in the dark.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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you remind me of something stupid.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/267668/shirtflirt
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"All authority of any kind, especially in the field of thought and understanding, is the most destructive, evil thing. Leaders destroy the followers and followers destroy the leaders. You have to be your own teacher and your own disciple. You have to question everything that man has accepted as valuable, as necessary.
...truth is a pathless land, and you cannot approach it by any path whatsoever, by any religion, by any sect. That is my point of view, and I adhere to that absolutely and unconditionally. Truth, being limitless, unconditioned, unapproachable by any path whatsoever, cannot be organized; nor should any organization be formed to lead or coerce people along a particular path
'there is no religion greater than knowledge.'
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