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shirtflirt aka spontaneity finds open minds is a 32.25 year old boy, has been a member since March 31, 2006, has scored 7464 submissions, giving an average score of 2.43.
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left right off the birthday list!!

bah humbug!
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tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 07 '08 at 9:48am
well if you're gonna make it SO obvious that you want birthday wishes, it's never gonna happen! show some humility, man!
lunchboxbrain
lunchboxbrain on Oct 07 '08 at 9:49am
happy birthday!
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 07 '08 at 9:49am
humility? no! i'm enraged.
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Oct 07 '08 at 9:50am
It's ok...this was my second year being off the list


Happy Burfday!
avalanche_lily
avalanche_lily on Oct 07 '08 at 9:50am
check later in the day.

it changes.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 07 '08 at 9:51am
Happy birthday!!
smitten kitten
smitten kitten on Oct 07 '08 at 9:51am
Happy Birthday Shirty!!
chelly
chelly on Oct 07 '08 at 9:51am
wotto
   wotto on Oct 07 '08 at 9:53am
Happy birthday you miserable b*st*rd
Noodlegirl
Noodlegirl on Oct 07 '08 at 9:53am
happy birthday!! hope you have a great day!!
sonmi
   sonmi on Oct 07 '08 at 9:56am
is there really a "you" to have a birthday, though? ;)

happy birthday dude
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 07 '08 at 9:58am
thats an excellent point!
fatheed
   fatheed on Oct 07 '08 at 9:58am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
parasitemite
parasitemite on Oct 07 '08 at 10:00am
wow so many birthdays today.. you, priscilla, shimala (well it says so on the brithday ticker)...

GO OCTOBER?!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 07 '08 at 10:01am
what's in a birthday, anyway? it's simply an arbitrary time of reference to celebrate your coming into this world. in fact, what is time at all if not just a human creation to keep track of meaningless points in history?

...

i didn't get you anything.
Mountain Gnome
Mountain Gnome on Oct 07 '08 at 10:01am
~Have a happy day~

Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Oct 07 '08 at 10:04am
I've never been on that list.
anj1995
anj1995 on Oct 07 '08 at 10:04am
never even looked to see if i was on "the list" for my B-Day...anyways...have A Happy One!!!
noodlezoop
noodlezoop on Oct 07 '08 at 10:28am
brian got you everything! cool!
ivejustquitsmoking
ivejustquitsmoking on Oct 07 '08 at 10:36am
happy birthday!
Montro
   Montro on Oct 07 '08 at 10:40am
Happy birthday!!! May your heart be calm on 2012 at exactly 11:11 pm.
Montro
   Montro on Oct 07 '08 at 10:41am
calm as in tranquil, not dead/paralyzed. Anyway, happy bday man!!
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Oct 07 '08 at 10:45am
AWWWW MAN! The Dalai Lama wishes you a happy birthday!

shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 07 '08 at 11:21am
that lama's got great fingertips.

time and birthdays are not synonymous. you're post failed tracer.

tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 07 '08 at 11:23am
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 07 '08 at 11:24am
it's the queens grammar
or the kings
they're wrong all the time
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 07 '08 at 11:26am
how dare you insult the queen!
Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on Oct 07 '08 at 11:33am
Happy Birthday!

I got you a list of existential questions! I didn't wrap them.

Are we real?
What is real?
Wouldn’t it be ironic if the meaning of life was to ponder about the meaning of life?
Aren't all questions truly answers?
Does time exist or is it simply a construct?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
snaggle tooth
snaggle tooth on Oct 07 '08 at 11:34am
you weren't born, you evolved.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 07 '08 at 11:36am
are we real?---as opposed to "un"real? yes.
what is real?---well, real to me is light. light is life. can light know darkness? no. so real is whatever light is.
--i don't know if it would be ironic. i get confused and often times misuse that word.
no, all questions aren't answers. but all donuts are pastries.
time exists and the construct we've trapped it in is called seconds, minutes, hours, days, etc...
i'd do anything for a MINT klondike bar you betcha!
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 07 '08 at 11:36am
that could very well be true, too, snaggle.
Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on Oct 07 '08 at 11:38am
They make MINT ones?!?!?
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 07 '08 at 11:50am
if they don't they certainly should.
lordog
lordog on Oct 07 '08 at 11:52am
good thing you aren't blind. you'd be screwed. ;)

happy birthday, dude!!!!
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Oct 07 '08 at 11:52am
So, did you get your birthday blow job yet?
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 07 '08 at 11:54am
i'd be pretty sad if i was blind.

malcolm that's absurd
jayrawz
jayrawz on Oct 07 '08 at 11:54am
birthday punches!
jayrawz
jayrawz on Oct 07 '08 at 11:54am
*punches shirtflirt in the leg*
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Oct 07 '08 at 11:55am
oh...You don't get blow jobs????

hmmmmmmm...

Did you get your birthday sex yet?
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Oct 07 '08 at 11:55am
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Oct 07 '08 at 11:55am
I got left off too. Happy mother fucking birthday.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 07 '08 at 11:56am
fuckin a right deb, this place is lacking.

finally a homer jpeg.

malcolm that's absurd
jayrawz
jayrawz on Oct 07 '08 at 11:59am
holy not on the birthday list batman!!

canadianbeaver
canadianbeaver on Oct 07 '08 at 11:59am
Me too... Sunday and every time
SoulfumeInc
SoulfumeInc on Oct 07 '08 at 11:59am
happy bday holmes
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 07 '08 at 12:01pm
thnks everybody
it's a movement
and unregistered, underground movement

now that i've had some coffee
it's time for another movement
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Oct 07 '08 at 12:03pm
ohhhhh...you don't have the sexy on your birthday.


Did you at least get a birthday sponge bath?
jayrawz
jayrawz on Oct 07 '08 at 12:05pm
did dom give u birthday anal?
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 07 '08 at 12:26pm
eww don't tell us about your movements
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 07 '08 at 12:30pm
dom gives me the happytime



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