Profile for jpiatt - Will my internet girlfriend like this?

jpiatt aka Jeremy Piatt is a 33.1 year old boy, has been a member since March 30, 2006, has scored 9,614 submissions, giving an average score of 1.50, helping 203 designs get printed.

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Dec 12 '06 by jpiatt
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Will my internet girlfriend like this?

about Motovino

Well....
I have this hoodie and I always wear it when I'm webcam chatting with my internet girlfriend, 17 year old, Kaity. Last time we were chatting she said it's "phat!". At first I was offended but then she said that means "Pretty Hot And Tempting". I think that was a compliment. She might have been trying to seduce me into cybering. But I don't know if I'm ready....
ANYWAY...
I thought to be a good internet boyfriend I'd get her this for Christmas. I didn't have enough Gift Certificat money to get her a hoodie so I just got her the tee. I hope she likes it.

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chemi hydro on Dec 12 '06 at 9:40pm

yeah put some crystal meth in the pocket

akuheibaka on Dec 12 '06 at 9:42pm

statutory rape?

mahalov on Dec 12 '06 at 9:43pm

i want this hoodie!

Tongue on Dec 12 '06 at 9:44pm

I bought won for my girl yesterday.......... oh, shes legal.

ladykat on Dec 12 '06 at 9:45pm

17?

Rainbowbrite on Dec 12 '06 at 9:46pm

please tell me your joking

SaraKlemach on Dec 12 '06 at 9:46pm

Shirt is cool.

Underage "internet girlfriend" and "cybering" with an underage girl...not so cool. In fact, pretty terrible.

sonmi on Dec 12 '06 at 9:46pm

i dunno, getting her this shirt may increase her desire to cyber. and that's some risky bizzz there

sonmi on Dec 12 '06 at 9:46pm

but if you're ready, and she's ready, you know

SaraKlemach on Dec 12 '06 at 9:46pm

I really hope you are joking. Are you?

ir0cko on Dec 12 '06 at 9:47pm

she's a man!

chemi hydro on Dec 12 '06 at 9:47pm

If you've only met her on the internet, I suggest getting it in at least a size larger than she says she is. I'd probably go with 2 or 3 sizes, actually

ladykat on Dec 12 '06 at 9:49pm

yeah, i hope you're joking... 27 year old guy + 17 year old girl + possible cybersex = not cool, way off base

Laborpsus on Dec 12 '06 at 9:49pm

you made me spill mello yellow all over my laptop

thanks

SaraKlemach on Dec 12 '06 at 9:49pm

Yes, this is simple math.

broooke on Dec 12 '06 at 9:49pm

interesting

Tongue on Dec 12 '06 at 9:50pm

If it makes any of you feel any better, 16 is age of consent in NZ.

lemonalle on Dec 12 '06 at 9:50pm

lol!

Tongue on Dec 12 '06 at 9:51pm

Whats also a little more disturbing is I bought his winnig design yesterday as well.

Laborpsus on Dec 12 '06 at 9:54pm

definitely the funniest thing I've read today

Azarael on Dec 12 '06 at 9:54pm

LOL 16 is age of consent over here too, my gf was only 17 when i met her, although i was only 20.... dude if your serious, regardless of the age of consent, somethin is goin wrong there......

Still thoughif someone said they like the print and you got them it as a gift of course they'd like it, so i'll assume from the obviousness of your question that you must be kidding on.....i hopes's

^_^

lemonalle on Dec 12 '06 at 9:55pm

I guess people just aren't familiar with your work, Jeremy... haha!

CheesecakeBree on Dec 12 '06 at 9:56pm

Jeremy, you crack me up, haha

theymightbepoz on Dec 12 '06 at 9:56pm

I'm buying my internet girlfriend "Facial Hairclub for Men" because she said she loved the pervert.

Or maybe she was calling me a pervert....You can never tell what people mean on the internet.

hotscars on Dec 12 '06 at 9:56pm

I think she'll love it! I hope you two are very happy!

AWorldApart on Dec 12 '06 at 9:57pm

ROFL

Tongue on Dec 12 '06 at 9:58pm

At least a tee will be easier to remove than a hoodie when cybering.

AsStarsGoOut on Dec 12 '06 at 10:00pm

i totally bought this for my internet boyfriend.

what a coincidence. . .

UberRyan on Dec 12 '06 at 10:00pm

my net g/f did

hotscars on Dec 12 '06 at 10:03pm

Yeah, when Ryan gave it to me, I loved it.

Azarael on Dec 12 '06 at 10:04pm

So what hes only joking?? phew..... 10 years of a gap would just be tooooo much, well kinda, unless it was like a 30 year old and a 20 year old,

i guess when both ppl arent teenagers its kinda ok, but like 27/17 just seems wrong,

sayin that some of the stuff you see on like trisha and jeremy kyle (pretty much jerry springer show in uk) are like fol who are like 17 goin out with pure 60 year olds and shit.....heavy wrong!!

jpiatt on Dec 12 '06 at 10:07pm

Joking?....

Me?

I would never joke about something as special as the digital love I feel for my internet girlfriend.

UberRyan on Dec 12 '06 at 10:08pm

and i loved it when em took it off =O

hotscars on Dec 12 '06 at 10:10pm

You know it, baby. You are one of the only boys I've slept with. ;)

UberRyan on Dec 12 '06 at 10:11pm

i am the only one....?

hotscars on Dec 12 '06 at 10:13pm

Oh...

Yeah...

Only.

UberRyan on Dec 12 '06 at 10:14pm

you got some splain'in to do.

hotscars on Dec 12 '06 at 10:16pm

I love you?

UberRyan on Dec 12 '06 at 11:17pm

liar

Rachel Ray Gun on Dec 12 '06 at 11:18pm

is that your new hair?

also, you should come to chicago for new years. convince the bro. i mean it.

UberRyan on Dec 12 '06 at 11:21pm

oh...great... its rachel.

funs over

realslimnatey on Dec 12 '06 at 11:22pm

i wish i was still 17

Ste7en on Dec 12 '06 at 11:23pm

rachel and jeremy up in a cyber tree, t-y-p...i-n-g...first comes jeremy, then comes a meeting in a very public place...I lost my tune

UberRyan on Dec 12 '06 at 11:23pm

then comes rachels face on a milk carton?

cr0m on Dec 12 '06 at 11:28pm

digital romance! nice!

its a good design. i think she'll like it.

Kara-Bear on Dec 12 '06 at 11:30pm

ewww gross. you are 27. you can't have a 17 year old girlfriend.

realslimnatey on Dec 12 '06 at 11:31pm

but online hes like 18, and he goes by the screen name captainxstabbin, chicks dig captains and pirates and stuff right!?

Phil 404 on Dec 12 '06 at 11:46pm

my internet super model girlfriend said she loves the shirt.

but then she thinks I'm 25 and a millionaire business man - so what the hell does she know?

sirensrising on Dec 13 '06 at 8:34am

If you really think you're ready to start having internet sex (think carefully, it's a big step in your relationship -- make sure you're both ready and be gentle and loving), make sure to use internet protection.

You don't want to get her infected if you know what I mean.

Katykat on Dec 14 '06 at 10:51pm

...17? You're kind of cute. You can find a pretty girl who isn't in highschool who lives near you.

Maybe you're crazy? I have to internet date because I am psycho irl. No one knows behind the computer screen. Ha.

No really, 17?

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