As a mother, (yes, bitches, I have an almost four yearold genius child who is slowly becoming more intelligent then the rest of the world) I believe that this t-shirt should be available for the small children to wear.

Imagine the faces of the other more conservative parents when your child brings them the reality of what could really happen when you bring out the Pinata!! There were so many times I thought, as an evil 9 yearold girl, that it'd be much more fun to spin around and aim for the screaming laughing children around me then that stupid candy filled paper mache mess.

Surprisingly, I still had a large amount of friends, despite my thoughts of bashing their heads in with a plastic bat or that stupid decorated stick parents in my neck of the woods would give us.

I won't even get into the thoughts that ran through my head when I was forced to play pin the tail on the donkey....