Right...

Do you own this T-shirt and no longer want it?

Of course you don't want it. It's bollocks.

Well you're a lucky, lucky young man cos I can take it off yer grubby hands (your being a size s the only requisite)

You can either swap it for one of my guy's small t-shirts ( I have about 50.) Or I can give you cold hard cash (PayPal of course.)

My email is domnic03athotmaildotcom so don't be lazy. Give it to me now.

Would any of you lovely people care to invite me to Demoinoid? I might send you a Guy's Small Urban Camo t-shirt in return...

And while I'm here does anyone have a yellow Guy's Small Consumable t-shirt that they'd like to swap for money? Or for a blue Consumable t-shirt which imo is far cooler.

If I wear a guy's smell t-shirt, what size would I be in a hoody? Thanks.