theworldinyour_eyes
theworldinyour_eyes aka That Damn Girl is a 19.48 year old girl, has been a member since March 27, 2006, has scored 12967 submissions, giving an average score of 1.14.
AIM: Leahilleana
Will Work for Scooby Snacks
of 49 votes, 12% like it
My therapist thinks you need help.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
Honk if you're in a vehicle.
of 51 votes, 31% like it
There is nothing more tragic than a young mind hooked on phonics.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
I have your dog. Buy me cake.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
Let's all just silently judge each other.
of 50 votes, 30% like it
Hi, I'm here to judge you.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
My beret is more pretentious than your beret.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
My accent is more pretentious than your accent.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
My moustache is more pretentious than your moustache.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
Your mom wears spandex.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
Ballet is softcore porn.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
Roses are red,violets are blue,all of my base is belonging to you
of 49 votes, 27% like it
Close your mouth when you're talking to me.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
I invaded Mongolia and all I got was this lousy axe wound.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
We're here to corrupt your morals. Have a cookie.
of 49 votes, 29% like it
The purple Teletubby turned my child gay.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
Member of a Radical Agenda.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
June Cleaver was a lesbian.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
This sentance contains a subliminal message.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
Side effects include death.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
Your apathy kills millions.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
If this is the future, where are the flying cars?
of 49 votes, 14% like it
Where are the robots? I was promised robots.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
There are support groups for people like you.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
The man behind the curtain was with the stage crew.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
Colonel Mustard, in the parlor, with the AK47.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
Vote, asshole.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
How was the elevator ride up from hell?
of 47 votes, 15% like it
I have no respect for you or your myspace.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
I only dated them for their layout.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
My turn-ons include carbon based beings.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
What beautiful elbows you have.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
I bear a striking resemblance to the milkman.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
I have eBay rage.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
If your safe school is Hogwarts, you need therapy.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
The owl carrying my Hogwarts letter is just lost, that's all.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
I was an underachiever before it was cool.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
Have you kicked a Nazi today?
of 47 votes, 15% like it
I hated my parents before it was cool.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
I questioned authority before it was cool.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
Richard Simmons thinks you're fat.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
Your mom is a conformist.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
Your mom voted for Bush.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
WARNING: Jazz Hands On Board.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
Every time you vote Republican, a gay baby is born.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
I am my own arch-nemisis.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
I enjoy long walks on the beach and world domination.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
What would a Jedi warrior do?
of 47 votes, 19% like it
The elderly play their music too darn loud.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
The elderly play their music too damn loud.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
Have you accepted Darwin as your personal lord and savior?
of 47 votes, 17% like it
I am my own demographic.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
Xtreme Shuffleboard Champion '06
of 47 votes, 15% like it
I'm not a racist, but [insert racist observation here]
of 47 votes, 13% like it
I don't understand why white people can't talk right.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me
The obligatory copied-from-myspace ABOUT ME section....

Status: Single
Orientation: Lesbian
Hometown: Shitsville
Body type: 5' 7"
Ethnicity: Cracker
Religion: High Voodoo Priestess of Love
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Children: On Spikes
Education: In college
Occupation: Being....sarcastic?

About me:
I'm sixteen and everyone's favorite magenta-haired lesbian. My life is a fairly boring string of mundane events that are of no interest to you. I live in a town where the police just busted a Chinese food restaurant for being a front for a drug-smuggling operation and the public response was, "But that was the only tourist attraction we had!" I don't take shit and I don't give shit. Basically I am not involved in reciprocal actions concerning shit. I try and keep my life drama-free. I enjoy good music and even better cups. I believe that no man is an island except perhaps Australia. There is always an occasion for an unwarranted ghetto outburst, or a vanilla clove. I love my friends and they show their love through restraining orders. I have been told I am rather odd, but I was dead at the time.

Music: the brazilian girls, the raconteurs, joanna newsome, emily haines, metric, air, the new pornographers, art brut, joy division, awesome colors, the rosewood thieves, vetiver, cat power, the panda band, the kills, yeah yeah yeahs, regina spektor, the dresden dolls, vetiver, adem, tv on the radio, goldfrapp, the flaming lips, fire bug, billie holiday, bright black morning light, the unicorns, the decemberists, the gorillaz, dinosaur junior, thelonius monk, tegan and sarah, pretty girls make graves, arcade fire, cocorosie, bob dylan, ani difranco, elliot smith, pj harvey, ella fitzgerald, the pixies, the age of rockets, ringers, kenna, daft punk, ok go, queens of the stone age, rainer maria, dangerous muse, the ditty bops, the go! team, her space holiday, spiritualized, ingcognito sofa love, christopher blue, depeche mode, portishead, janna marit, the charles shaw project, boards of canada, the shins, the strokes, the cranberries, david and the citizens, elf power, feathers, cheap trick, the strokes, the shout out louds, mum, har mar superstar, neko case, sunny day real estate, the smiths, my bloody valentine, sean lennon, johnny cash, the who, thom york, radiohead, sonic youth.

Movies: most especially BORRRRRAAAAAT! also "a fish called wanda", "george of the jungle", "life of brian", "death to smoochy", "everything is illuminated", "pretty baby", "american psycho", "monty python and the holy grail", "pulp fiction", "kill bill", "edward scissorhands", "slc punk", "spinal tap", "sleepy hollow", "dogma", "brokeback mountain", "fight club", "gia", "big trouble", "supersize me", "transamerica", "trainspotters", "west side story", "four weddings and a funeral", "beetleguise", "hedwig and the angry inch", "moulin rouge", "one flew over the cuckoo's nest", "the shining", "heathers", "finding nemo", documentaries and rockumentaries and mockumentaries.

Networking :
Dance - Performance - Exotic Dancing
My name Ula! I exotic dancer from old country! I give lap grindings five dollar only! Sexual actions is but one bottle vodka! Is good, no?

Companies :
Soylent Green
US
Undersecretary to the Deputy Vice-President
Taste-Testing



Just so you'll know what I look like when you're cursing me for verbally shitting on your MS Paint-style talentless t-shirt submissions:

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Update: Jul 14, '08
Update: Danielle Kerese
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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