The obligatory copied-from-myspace ABOUT ME section....

Status: Single
Orientation: Lesbian
Hometown: Shitsville
Body type: 5' 7"
Ethnicity: Cracker
Religion: High Voodoo Priestess of Love
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Children: On Spikes
Education: In college
Occupation: Being....sarcastic?

About me:
I'm sixteen and everyone's favorite magenta-haired lesbian. My life is a fairly boring string of mundane events that are of no interest to you. I live in a town where the police just busted a Chinese food restaurant for being a front for a drug-smuggling operation and the public response was, "But that was the only tourist attraction we had!" I don't take shit and I don't give shit. Basically I am not involved in reciprocal actions concerning shit. I try and keep my life drama-free. I enjoy good music and even better cups. I believe that no man is an island except perhaps Australia. There is always an occasion for an unwarranted ghetto outburst, or a vanilla clove. I love my friends and they show their love through restraining orders. I have been told I am rather odd, but I was dead at the time.

Music: the brazilian girls, the raconteurs, joanna newsome, emily haines, metric, air, the new pornographers, art brut, joy division, awesome colors, the rosewood thieves, vetiver, cat power, the panda band, the kills, yeah yeah yeahs, regina spektor, the dresden dolls, vetiver, adem, tv on the radio, goldfrapp, the flaming lips, fire bug, billie holiday, bright black morning light, the unicorns, the decemberists, the gorillaz, dinosaur junior, thelonius monk, tegan and sarah, pretty girls make graves, arcade fire, cocorosie, bob dylan, ani difranco, elliot smith, pj harvey, ella fitzgerald, the pixies, the age of rockets, ringers, kenna, daft punk, ok go, queens of the stone age, rainer maria, dangerous muse, the ditty bops, the go! team, her space holiday, spiritualized, ingcognito sofa love, christopher blue, depeche mode, portishead, janna marit, the charles shaw project, boards of canada, the shins, the strokes, the cranberries, david and the citizens, elf power, feathers, cheap trick, the strokes, the shout out louds, mum, har mar superstar, neko case, sunny day real estate, the smiths, my bloody valentine, sean lennon, johnny cash, the who, thom york, radiohead, sonic youth.

Movies: most especially BORRRRRAAAAAT! also "a fish called wanda", "george of the jungle", "life of brian", "death to smoochy", "everything is illuminated", "pretty baby", "american psycho", "monty python and the holy grail", "pulp fiction", "kill bill", "edward scissorhands", "slc punk", "spinal tap", "sleepy hollow", "dogma", "brokeback mountain", "fight club", "gia", "big trouble", "supersize me", "transamerica", "trainspotters", "west side story", "four weddings and a funeral", "beetleguise", "hedwig and the angry inch", "moulin rouge", "one flew over the cuckoo's nest", "the shining", "heathers", "finding nemo", documentaries and rockumentaries and mockumentaries.

Networking :
Dance - Performance - Exotic Dancing
My name Ula! I exotic dancer from old country! I give lap grindings five dollar only! Sexual actions is but one bottle vodka! Is good, no?

Companies :
Soylent Green
US
Undersecretary to the Deputy Vice-President
Taste-Testing



Just so you'll know what I look like when you're cursing me for verbally shitting on your MS Paint-style talentless t-shirt submissions: