juliejeremiah
aka Femputer is 22.17 years old, has been a member since March 23, 2006, has scored 3982 submissions, giving an average score of 2.18.
It takes two to tango, but I can moonwalk all by myself.
of 51 votes, 41% like it
Cartographers: They know where it's at.
of 60 votes, 32% like it
Words on a t-shirt. I has them.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
I eat yogurt to feel more cultured.
of 104 votes, 53% like it
Your favourite band just broke up.
of 102 votes, 41% like it
Alliteration Addicts Anonymous
of 109 votes, 50% like it
I regret ever leaving kindergarten.
of 106 votes, 39% like it
Laughter is the best medicine, unless it burns when you pee.
of 134 votes, 51% like it
So what's the deal with observational humour?
of 137 votes, 43% like it
Pac-Man has an eating disorder.
of 144 votes, 49% like it
It takes two to tango, but I can macarena all by myself.
of 151 votes, 49% like it
I wish pie was like pi, and was never-ending.
of 148 votes, 51% like it
Mom told me to take a sweater. I guess I showed her.
of 140 votes, 34% like it
My forearms are cold.
of 138 votes, 28% like it
My love for math is like a nonterminating decimal.
of 131 votes, 33% like it
I'm not an Italian plumber, but I play one on TV.
of 127 votes, 25% like it
Retire to Canada, where cold winters reduce the zombie threat.
of 141 votes, 52% like it
Jazz hands make surgery dangerous.
of 166 votes, 61% like it
Inebriation: It sounds classy.
of 149 votes, 42% like it
You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum.
of 160 votes, 56% like it
πr²: A formula that finally combines baked goods and pirates
of 182 votes, 58% like it
Shake it like Michael J. Fox!
of 155 votes, 15% like it
I'll just sit here quietly until my t-shirt slogan breaks the ice
of 177 votes, 42% like it
Cupcakes: More Fun Than Muffins!
of 172 votes, 35% like it
Drop the Needle, Not the Bomb.
of 163 votes, 23% like it
Global Warming: Slowly making Canada a more habitable place.
of 204 votes, 57% like it
Duck Duck Goose crippled my self esteem.
of 189 votes, 35% like it
A city built on rock n' roll would be structurally unsound.
of 282 votes, 72% like it
a b c d e f g h i j k ELEMENOPEA q r s t u v w x y z
of 244 votes, 43% like it
This shirt is holding all my organs in place.
of 239 votes, 36% like it
If you read this backwards, there's a Satanic message.
of 247 votes, 34% like it
I'm down with gravity.
of 309 votes, 58% like it
The future is almost here!
of 259 votes, 38% like it
Alaska: Canada in Disguise
of 270 votes, 37% like it
I'm so hip I can't see past my pelvis.
of 257 votes, 31% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(Beetle + Juice)³
of 68 votes, 22% like it
2/8 Octopus
of 52 votes, 21% like it
Actions speak louder than words - especially karate chop actions.
of 62 votes, 32% like it
And now for a mutual exchange of pleasantries.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
Bears are just as eager to eat you as you are to eat them.
of 62 votes, 19% like it
Better yourself. Better the world around you.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
Bill Cosby stole my sweater.
of 148 votes, 23% like it
Bobsledders have got nothing to luge.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
Bowie's pants in Labyrinth sparked the onset of my puberty.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
Call me The Ilium, 'cause I'm just too damn hip.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
Cloned kitties are copy cats.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
Don't even bother reading this shirt, just see the movie.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
Don't fight gravity, let's get down.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Ecopalypse Now
of 44 votes, 14% like it
Erosion can't stop the rock!
of 55 votes, 18% like it
Even t-shirts can have awkward silences.
of 71 votes, 28% like it
Form A Single File Line And Evacuate Calmly! At The Disco
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Free verse, prose half price.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
Getting The Clap isn't as rewarding as it sounds.
of 72 votes, 28% like it
Haim, Feldman, or Hart?
of 134 votes, 13% like it
hand claps hand claps hand claps
of 72 votes, 3% like it
Hero? I'm no hero, citizen. I'm just doing my job.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
High Fives Save Lives.
of 64 votes, 25% like it
Hugs: directly proportional to smiles.
of 63 votes, 21% like it
I <3 Alex P. Keaton
of 63 votes, 6% like it
I crip-walked the whole way here.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
I gnamed my gnome Gnorman.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
I got cool before the Earth did, baby.
of 64 votes, 16% like it
I tried to pump up the jam but it wouldn't hold much air.
of 67 votes, 16% like it
I want my dolphin sandwiches to be tuna-free.
of 67 votes, 27% like it
I'll get my eagle on when they stop using DDT.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I'm Big on Small Talk
of 55 votes, 11% like it
I'm not drunk, I'm pickling my innards.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
I'm unappreciated in my own time.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
I'm very cultured. I eat yogurt all the time.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
I've got a bad case of lovin' you...I mean, typhoid fever.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
If you can read this I lost my sandwich board.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
Inane Blockbuster Part IV: The Producers Need Another Jet
of 60 votes, 15% like it
Jesus Christ: Putting the Hip back in Worship.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
John Hughes > Shakespeare.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
Kung fu actions speak louder than words.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
Let's start a family.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
Messy colorers are out of line!
of 50 votes, 18% like it
More street than the asphalt.
of 47 votes, 2% like it
My bowling ability rises with my blood alcohol level.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
My Sims were killed by dysentery.
of 63 votes, 22% like it
My vocabulary is vofabulary.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
Old white men in suits have doomed us all.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
People with calcium deficiency get all the breaks!
of 134 votes, 29% like it
Plans 1 through 8 didn't even get off the ground.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
Please get off your cell phone.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
Polar Bears are drowning. Ride a bike.
of 140 votes, 25% like it
Pray for the second coming of John Hughes.
of 60 votes, 8% like it
Puns for Buns
of 38 votes, 16% like it
Quotation marks "should not" be used for emphasis.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Radical/Mathematical
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Real World Coolness - Inversely Related to High School Popularity
of 37 votes, 11% like it
Remember the Passenger Pigeon? Those things were delicious.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
Scissors can't stop the rock! ...but paper, unfortunately, can.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
Similes are like, totally awesome!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
Skeletons are always smiling!
of 56 votes, 18% like it
Social Services took my Tamagotchi away!
of 49 votes, 16% like it
Sometimes I feel like the loading time on my life is ridiculous.
of 60 votes, 25% like it
Support struggling musicians. Become an organ donor.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
That'll be the name of my first album.
of 50 votes, 2% like it
The highway to the danger zone is paved with awesome.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
The Metric System:Finally something the whole world can agree on!
of 63 votes, 22% like it
The NES Zapper: harnessing the power of voodoo.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
They say that the t-shirt is the window to the soul.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
Thumbs up for opposable digits!
of 51 votes, 24% like it
Too acute to be square.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
TV destroyed my imagination like some bad destroying thingy.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
Video games: security blanket for the socially inept since 1972.
of 59 votes, 25% like it
Wearing glasses will improve your specs life.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
Yeah I've got the funk...it's trapped in my basement.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
Zombies - it's what's on the inside that counts.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
Zombies were pleasantly surprised by the Soylent Green scandal.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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"I thought there would be more parties in Junior High. Not political parties, but REAL parties with boys, music, and potato chips."
-Melanie Brodie
----------------------------------------------------
Just before our love got lost you said
I am as constant as a northern star
And I said, constantly in the darkness
Where's that at?
If you want me I'll be in the bar
Check it out, I'm a weiner!!
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