juliejeremiah
aka Femputer is 23.43 years old, has been a member since March 23, 2006, has scored 4012 submissions, giving an average score of 2.20.
If the question ever arises-Yes,I do want the last slice of pizza
of 22 votes, 27% like it
Hipster cows are scene, not herd.
of 21 votes, 52% like it
If this is getting harder to read, I'm doing the Moonwalk.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
'80s dance moves may save your life during the Robot Uprising.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
UNEMPLOYMENT (in the style of the famous Belushi COLLEGE shirt)
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Your Facebook looked a lot better through beer Googles.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
I only listen to bands named after geographic locations.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Fighting fire with fire got me kicked off the safety patrol.
of 30 votes, 47% like it
The key to success is lowered expectations.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
Actions speak louder than words, especially the action of yelling
of 38 votes, 53% like it
Throw Jazz Hands, Not Punches
of 22 votes, 41% like it
There's nothing to fear but fear itself...and leprechauns.
of 34 votes, 50% like it
Fighting fire with fire is just pyromania.
of 33 votes, 55% like it
America and the metric system got off on the wrong foot.
of 39 votes, 46% like it
Fighting fire with fire leaves the whole world without eyebrows.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
I'm a poet and I wasn't even aware of the fact.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
Killer whales are innocent until proven guilty.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
I got fired for being an arsonist. How ironic.
of 38 votes, 58% like it
The Church of Jazz Aerobics: Exercise while you Exorcise.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
I exercised my demons by mistake. Now they're stronger than ever!
of 35 votes, 51% like it
I have a magnetic personality.It's wreaked havoc w.my electronics
of 36 votes, 53% like it
What came first, the confusion or the paradox?
of 49 votes, 61% like it
Computers and Robots Agree: 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110000.
of 61 votes, 67% like it
The human body: Nothing but stardust and dinosaur pee
of 38 votes, 32% like it
Pizza: The Other Dish Best Served Cold
of 41 votes, 44% like it
Peace, Love & Understanding? That's funny!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
Fighting fire with fire is rarely a good idea.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
"Stop misquoting me!" --That's what she said.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
Gazpacho: Spanish for "Revenge."
of 33 votes, 36% like it
Allow me to dazzle you with pop culture references.
of 41 votes, 44% like it
Let's try that again, but this time in song and dance.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
In Soviet Russia, this joke is still funny!
of 46 votes, 28% like it
When I was a kid, the internet was called Encylopedias.
of 49 votes, 37% like it
Throw Jazz Hands, Not Gang Signs.
of 46 votes, 48% like it
Grammar are fun!
of 44 votes, 30% like it
If you'd all clear some room, I could finish my dance routine.
of 48 votes, 33% like it
Make waffles, not war!
of 50 votes, 28% like it
To set the unicorn free, turn to pg 34. To eat it, turn to pg 57.
of 63 votes, 62% like it
Duck Duck Goose Champion 1992
of 48 votes, 46% like it
Oxymorons are awfully nice.
of 53 votes, 36% like it
It takes two to tango, but I can moonwalk all by myself.
of 98 votes, 55% like it
Cartographers: They know where it's at.
of 101 votes, 47% like it
Words on a t-shirt. I has them.
of 86 votes, 36% like it
I eat yogurt to feel more cultured.
of 140 votes, 51% like it
Your favourite band just broke up.
of 136 votes, 39% like it
Alliteration Addicts Anonymous
of 145 votes, 48% like it
I regret ever leaving kindergarten.
of 136 votes, 40% like it
Laughter is the best medicine, unless it burns when you pee.
of 170 votes, 53% like it
So what's the deal with observational humour?
of 166 votes, 44% like it
Pac-Man has an eating disorder.
of 173 votes, 50% like it
It takes two to tango, but I can macarena all by myself.
of 178 votes, 46% like it
I wish pie was like pi, and was never-ending.
of 185 votes, 51% like it
Mom told me to take a sweater. I guess I showed her.
of 164 votes, 37% like it
My love for math is like a nonterminating decimal.
of 151 votes, 33% like it
I'm not an Italian plumber, but I play one on TV.
of 145 votes, 27% like it
Retire to Canada, where cold winters reduce the zombie threat.
of 165 votes, 53% like it
Jazz hands make surgery dangerous.
of 193 votes, 61% like it
Inebriation: It sounds classy.
of 165 votes, 42% like it
You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum.
of 193 votes, 60% like it
πrē: A formula that finally combines baked goods and pirates
of 211 votes, 58% like it
I'll just sit here quietly until my t-shirt slogan breaks the ice
of 195 votes, 43% like it
Cupcakes: More Fun Than Muffins!
of 185 votes, 36% like it
Drop the Needle, Not the Bomb.
of 180 votes, 24% like it
Global Warming: Slowly making Canada a more habitable place.
of 224 votes, 56% like it
Duck Duck Goose crippled my self esteem.
of 202 votes, 35% like it
A city built on rock n' roll would be structurally unsound.
of 307 votes, 73% like it
a b c d e f g h i j k ELEMENOPEA q r s t u v w x y z
of 261 votes, 43% like it
This shirt is holding all my organs in place.
of 254 votes, 37% like it
I'm down with gravity.
of 330 votes, 58% like it
The future is almost here!
of 274 votes, 39% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Actions speak louder than words,they don't use their inside voice
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Alaska: Canada in Disguise
of 276 votes, 38% like it
All of the best bands are named after places.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
BOOBS! Now that I have your attention, check out my boobs.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
Children of carnies run away to join an accounting firm.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
DRIFTING (done in the style of the famous COLLEGE shirt)
of 17 votes, 0% like it
Emo cattle are scene, not herd.
of 47 votes, 38% like it
Finnish Death Metal? But I Didn't Even Start It!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Get down, get funky, get freaky, get busy...but then get tested.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Having imaginary enemies just isn't as adorable.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
I <3 Alex P. Keaton
of 63 votes, 6% like it
I asked for a 13 but they drew a 31. The civil suit is pending.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
I COULD have it all if somebody would just invent cakepie already
of 33 votes, 21% like it
I covered the spread in the Peanut Butter vs. Jelly game.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
I declare a thumb ceasefire.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
I got cool before the Earth did, baby.
of 64 votes, 16% like it
I miss nostalgia.
of 44 votes, 55% like it
I only LOL ironically.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
I play fantasy football with my imaginary friends.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
I throw banana peels and turtle shells on the freeway.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
I'm changing my major to Firetruck.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
I'm highly skilled at random chance.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
I'm majoring in Astronaut.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
I'm pretty sure fighting fire with fire is just pyromania.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
Imaginary Numbers: They'll Be Your Friend When Real Numbers Won't
of 32 votes, 44% like it
In space, no one can hear your asthma-related wheezing.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Jazz Aerobics helped me exercise my demons.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
John Hughes > Shakespeare.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
Life: It should come with an instruction manual.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
Love is as easy as pi, +/- square root of (b^2-4ac), all over 2a.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Make thumb love, not thumb war.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
Math is magic. Where else can you get neverending pi?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
My sleeves may be short but I still have tricks up them.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
My Y2K doomsday shelter proved to be a poor investment.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
No tight neon workout gear, no gain!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Note to self: Get a proper notepad.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
Paying It Forward Doesn't Work With STDs.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
POG it out!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Pray for the second coming of John Hughes.
of 60 votes, 8% like it
Similes are like totally radical.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
The NES Zapper: harnessing the power of voodoo.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
This enchanted t-shirt is the source of my powers.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
When I'm riding the rails, this t-shirt doubles as a bindle.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
When in doubt, POG it out!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
Yarr, Pirates be slaughtering the English language!
of 51 votes, 27% like it
You'll be sorry you made fun of me when I find my POG collection!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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"I thought there would be more parties in Junior High. Not political parties, but REAL parties with boys, music, and potato chips."
-Melanie Brodie
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Just before our love got lost you said
I am as constant as a northern star
And I said, constantly in the darkness
Where's that at?
If you want me I'll be in the bar
Check it out, I'm a weiner!!
