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jdub1029
aka John is a 30.57 year old boy, has been a member since March 22, 2006, has scored 5,620 submissions, giving an average score of 1.79, helping 58 designs get printed.
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Under this shirt lies the body of a Geek God.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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I gots this tshirt from the interweb.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Under this shirt is the body of a Geek God.
of 47 votes, 36% like it
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I apologize in advance for my potty mouth.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Screw you guys. I'm going to Africa.
of 68 votes, 19% like it
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That's It! I'm going to Africa!
of 70 votes, 21% like it
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Please un-pop your collar. (you look like a fool)
of 70 votes, 27% like it
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I'm a slut because my daddy didn't love me.
of 70 votes, 23% like it
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Please un-pop your collar
of 70 votes, 23% like it
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My nipples live under this shirt.
of 68 votes, 19% like it
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Insomniacs do it all night(whether they like it or not).
of 86 votes, 47% like it
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Ask me about my pretentious taste in music.
of 84 votes, 31% like it
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Ask me about my strange fetish.
of 79 votes, 15% like it
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Woah, don't touch me there. Well maybe once more.
of 83 votes, 17% like it
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Ask me about my devious scheme.
of 81 votes, 22% like it
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I need some henchmen.
of 80 votes, 29% like it
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That's it! Your on my list.
of 76 votes, 21% like it
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Ask me about my nymphomania.
of 74 votes, 15% like it
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Jesus made me do it.
of 77 votes, 21% like it
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Kiss me! Before global warming kills us all!
of 76 votes, 24% like it
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Your mouth says no, but your eyes say...oh, no, ok, sorry...bye
of 75 votes, 19% like it
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I went to The World Cup and all I got was this dart in my head.
of 72 votes, 15% like it
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I'm 6% pirate.
of 76 votes, 18% like it
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In Soviet Russia, herpes catch you!
of 75 votes, 15% like it
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Without me, I'm nothing.
of 71 votes, 23% like it
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The liver is evil, it must be destroyed.
of 75 votes, 17% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A smile is a curved line that can set things straight.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Ask me about my damaged liver.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Ask me about my tiny nipples.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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BITE ME! (It really turns me on)
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Can I take your picture?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Che Guevara, what a dick.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Damn it! I need some henchmen!
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Do what with the who now?
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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George Lucas raped my childhood.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and dosen't die.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I drive this car because my daddy didn't hug me.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I gets in where I fits in.
of 74 votes, 14% like it
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I lift weights because my daddy didn't love me.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I started smoking meth, and all I got left is this lousy t-shirt.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I'd lose my head if it wasn't stuck so far up my ass.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I'd lose my head if it wasn't stuck so far up my butt.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i'm a threadling
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not as think, as you coked up I am!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i've gotta stop rating slogans and go to bed.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Insomniacs do it all night long.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Leave me alone, its laundry day.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Living a lie.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Mayonnaise gives me the heebie-jeebies.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Milk was a baaad choice!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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MOM! THE MEAT LOAF!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Mtv makes me wanna smoke crack.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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My other t-shirt has a skull on it.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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My other t-shirt has a tuxedo on it.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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P.C. is B.S.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Spanish hurts my ears.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Stop eye-raping me.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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These aren't boobs. They're lies:(
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Threadling
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Ugly people are funny.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Well, there's only on e way to find out.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Yeah! It is a tumor.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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You smell like bigfoot's dick.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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All about me
Twenty-something scorpio from Delaware. Intrests include: preforming improv comedy (www.delawarecomedytheatre.com), photography, the beach, yelling at small dogs.
Shirts I own in order of purchase:
Happy Chaos
Flowers in the Attic
Simon Says...
Stabby McKnife
Shakespeare Hates Your...
The Day They Came
Are You in...or Out?
Prepare for Fight
Ctrl+Z
The Communist Party
Timmy Wished for Ray Gun Eyes
Haikus are easy but...
Never Gunna Give You Up...
Caged
Money Shot
Stone Jungle
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