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Aug 16 '06 by jdub1029
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I've got 25 of those anti-stress squeeze balls...

...WTF should I do with them. Be creative.

coolchika on Aug 16 '06 at 8:26pm

donate them..>?

Startxp05 on Aug 16 '06 at 8:27pm

Bob um on your chin.

KerforKurb on Aug 16 '06 at 8:27pm

see how many you can squueze between your butt checks

DarthG on Aug 16 '06 at 8:28pm

send me one....

jwalsh on Aug 16 '06 at 8:28pm

try to juggle them all at once!!!

thomasmccluskey on Aug 16 '06 at 8:28pm

put them in a microwave

DarthG on Aug 16 '06 at 8:28pm

then send GW the 24 others....

lemonalle on Aug 16 '06 at 8:29pm

Make a mobile

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 8:30pm

I can't juggle for shit. I'll try the microwave thing. Anybody put a light bulb in the microwave? Try it. Put it in a coffee cup first.

broken.yoke on Aug 16 '06 at 8:32pm

I heard that looks super cool. Yesterday my microwave was telling me to stand cover. On the screen thing. I could have DIED.

DarthG on Aug 16 '06 at 8:33pm

whylime on Aug 16 '06 at 8:35pm

drop them off a tall building

mail them to someone - and find a way for them to pop out when the box opens

sell them as clown eggs

broken.yoke on Aug 16 '06 at 8:36pm

put them in toilets at the mall.

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 8:38pm

I'M GONNA MAKE A CLOWN NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

thomasmccluskey on Aug 16 '06 at 8:38pm

soak them overnight in a bucket of piss.

then remove them from the bucket, put them in clear food bags and put them in the freezer.

24 hours later, take them out the freezer and throw them through windows on your street, late at night.

by the morning the piss will have defrosted and you neighbours will be peeeved

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 8:40pm

They're too dense to soak up piss. Creative though.

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 8:41pm

I need to make a cannon in which to shoot them from.

thomasmccluskey on Aug 16 '06 at 8:42pm

paint them red, glue them to your arse and tell the doctor you have piles

speedyjvw on Aug 16 '06 at 8:42pm

drop them off the tallest building you can find

and run like hell

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 8:43pm

they're already red but they say mirapex on them (some sort of drug).

lldemosthenesll on Aug 16 '06 at 8:43pm

Grab a knitting needle, or something else just as long, and string them together to make a huge rope of stress balls. Decorate.

kypade on Aug 16 '06 at 8:44pm

learn to juggle

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 8:45pm

I live in a small town so there are no builgdings tall enough to be satisfying. They don't bounce very well.

broken.yoke on Aug 16 '06 at 8:45pm

glue eyes on them and make 25 friends.

tankdoneone on Aug 16 '06 at 8:48pm

fill them with "mirapex" and shove them up your ass. then, when no one is looking, try to board the nearest plane to canada. IF you succeed, when you reach canada, jump from the plain and loudly proclaim...."YAH DAH!"

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 8:50pm

yeah....uh...no.

tankdoneone on Aug 16 '06 at 8:50pm

or i mean "TAH DAH".

THE JOKE IS LOST NOW.

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 8:51pm

good effort though

dragana44 on Aug 16 '06 at 8:53pm

make a design based on them? like, a whole bunch of different ones with a big mallet or something about to squash them?

that would be cool.

hehe, could be called "RELIEVE THIS!"

squintygirl on Aug 16 '06 at 8:54pm

Market them as 'Tight Pants Rock Out' Assistance Devices. Basically, guys who need some 'enhancement' can put them down the front of their trousers and rock out as required with confidence.

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 8:55pm

that's what tube socks are for

pinkelephants on Aug 16 '06 at 8:55pm

Leave a trail of them across town leading from some random place to you. When someone shows up with 25 balls, yell "HA! NOW YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH EM!"

And then call them a loser for having follwed the balls all the way around town.

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 8:58pm

I ate one, now all I cane taste is blood. That's normal right?

squintygirl on Aug 16 '06 at 9:00pm

Tube socks unravel. Stress balls keep their shape!

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 9:02pm

Yeah, but stress balls roll ouy of your pants.

death by crayon on Aug 16 '06 at 9:02pm

2,500 would be more fun.

mediashapes on Aug 16 '06 at 9:03pm

Drive around town and throw them at random people.

squintygirl on Aug 16 '06 at 9:04pm

Then your pants aren't tight enough, mister!

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 9:04pm

hell yeah, EVERYBODY SEND ME STRESS BALLS! IF I GET 2500 I'LL RENT A FRIGGIN' HELICOPTER!

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 9:06pm

MY pants are tight enough, but I need no enhancement.

squintygirl on Aug 16 '06 at 9:09pm

Golly! *blushes*

jdub1029 on Aug 16 '06 at 9:12pm

I've got a tumor down there.

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