I AM MOST LIKELY TO...Know the name of that one guy from that one movie. Recognize your film quote and then not remember what it's from. Cry when I'm furious. Go without make-up. Drink hot apple cider in July and lemonade in January. Obsess over something for weeks and then move on. Put down "cat" while playing Scrabble. Chase a stray cat and try to befriend it. Avoid art museums as much as possible. Buy you a Threadless shirt for your birthday. Rent a David Lynch movie and then wonder, 10 minutes into it, why I rented a David Lynch movie. Use a clipboard to do a crossword puzzle. Pick my nose while driving. Ruin your perfectly good photograph.