Profile for Andy Mason - be a winner!!! help me finish this sub....

Andy Mason is a 31.38 year old boy, has been a member since March 22, 2006, has scored 5,864 submissions, giving an average score of 1.84, helping 107 designs get printed.

Dec 01 '07 by Andy Mason
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be a winner!!! help me finish this sub....

help me finish my new sub, "trophy wife"

i just need an idea for what it should say on the trophy... someone suggested it should say "mine"... funny, but im still open to any ideas

if the design wins i'll give the idea maker a couple free shirts!!! yay!

littlem on Dec 01 '07 at 5:49pm

it should say,

"pee here"

littlem on Dec 01 '07 at 5:50pm

or

"do not touch"

"hands off"

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:50pm

ha ha... why?

ISABOA on Dec 01 '07 at 5:51pm

"wife" to tie the joke together -

justabean on Dec 01 '07 at 5:52pm

"On recognition of a rich, rich man"

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:52pm

i thought about wife, but would people think it was a trophy given to the best wife? i thought about putting #2, like it was the person's second wife or something

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:54pm

ha ha, i like the idea of making it for a rich dude, but id like it to be a bit shorter

Maltzmania on Dec 01 '07 at 5:54pm

"Well-earned prize"

"Golden Girl"

phones on Dec 01 '07 at 5:55pm

i think it needs a man hugging the life size trophy to really kick the design up a gear!

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:57pm

haha, like standing up there clinging to it? ha ha

i kinda wanted to make the trophy an actual size trophy so you could hold it like a real trophy

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:57pm

lol@ golden girl

Maltzmania on Dec 01 '07 at 5:58pm

hehe

Maltzmania on Dec 01 '07 at 5:58pm

"Award-winning Romantics"

Maltzmania on Dec 01 '07 at 5:59pm

"The Prize for Chivalry"

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:59pm

paid in full

Maltzmania on Dec 01 '07 at 5:59pm

or...."Chivalrous Award"

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:59pm

0% apr

Maltzmania on Dec 01 '07 at 6:00pm

this is terrible...but..."If you can't beat em', win em'!"

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:00pm

till poverty do us part

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:00pm

ha ha, youre right, that is terrible

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:00pm

gold digger

ofthecoast on Dec 01 '07 at 6:02pm

who is a well known old, gross man with a trophy wife? Name the award after him...

The Donald Trump Award?

ofthecoast on Dec 01 '07 at 6:02pm

or the Lifetime Achievement Award

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:03pm

ha ha... thats good too

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:04pm

phones, i really like the idea of a man trying to get the girl... i might just make him climbing up the side of it or something

phones on Dec 01 '07 at 6:04pm

yeah!

i think it'd communicate the joke a lot faster

and the potential to draw a funny sleazy/pathetic guy is there too

ofthecoast on Dec 01 '07 at 6:05pm

If you have a man climbing up the side, make sure he has money falling out of his pockets.

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:06pm

maybe... i really wanted to do the design in that gold foil they've got, and it might be a bit much to have some dude climbing it too... but maybe not. its a definite possibility

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:06pm

ha ha, good point off the coast... maybe he could be climbing up a huge stack of money

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:06pm

oops, sorry... OF the coast

phones on Dec 01 '07 at 6:07pm

well not so much climbing it as hugging/carrying it- treating it as a life sized wife.

but i'm no designer lolz

ofthecoast on Dec 01 '07 at 6:11pm

I think it'd be funny if the dude was at the base of the statue hugging her legs like "please don't leave mee!"

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:18pm

i dont know... i dont know... im gonna have to sleep on it. any other suggestions are still welcome though

littlem on Dec 01 '07 at 6:20pm

it should be hanging on a guy's arm.

"best in show"

Magnamoth on Dec 01 '07 at 6:22pm

" Worlds best wife"

"Worlds best lay"

"1st place wet tshirt contest"

"World Dishwashing Champion"

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:24pm

ha ha, world dishwashing champion?? i bet the ladies would love that, gotta keep em in their place?? i guess??

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:51pm

maybe a homeless person slouching at the bottom?

justabean on Dec 01 '07 at 6:55pm

...um, no to the dish washing champion.

Would be cool to somehow make the homeless person look like he lost a lot of money suddenly.

Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:58pm

like he used to be up there? just like in a really beat up grimey tux or something

OneGreenHippo on Dec 01 '07 at 9:47pm

Most Personality.

sarcasm?????

restlessthoughts on Dec 02 '07 at 1:16am

I think it would be fine without anything written on the trophy

Andy Mason on Dec 02 '07 at 6:18am

im thinking maybe just a simple dollar sign would get the message across

squatterjohn on Dec 02 '07 at 6:43am

It should say TROPHY

squatterjohn on Dec 02 '07 at 6:43am

Also, lose the text.

Andy Mason on Dec 02 '07 at 7:17am

ha ha...

OneGreenHippo on Dec 02 '07 at 2:16pm

The gradients in the shading are really nice, but there is something bugging me about the perspective on the base of the trophy every time I look at it. Could be just me...do you see it?

OneGreenHippo on Dec 02 '07 at 2:17pm

The gradients in the shading are really nice, but there is something bugging me about the perspective on the base of the trophy every time I look at it. Could be just me...do you see it?

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