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Andy Mason
Andy Mason is a 31.38 year old boy, has been a member since March 22, 2006, has scored 5,864 submissions, giving an average score of 1.84, helping 107 designs get printed.
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help me finish my new sub, "trophy wife"



i just need an idea for what it should say on the trophy... someone suggested it should say "mine"... funny, but im still open to any ideas

if the design wins i'll give the idea maker a couple free shirts!!! yay!

littlem
littlem on Dec 01 '07 at 5:49pm
it should say,

"pee here"
littlem
littlem on Dec 01 '07 at 5:50pm
or

"do not touch"

"hands off"
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:50pm
ha ha... why?
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Dec 01 '07 at 5:51pm
"wife" to tie the joke together -
justabean
justabean on Dec 01 '07 at 5:52pm
"On recognition of a rich, rich man"
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:52pm
i thought about wife, but would people think it was a trophy given to the best wife? i thought about putting #2, like it was the person's second wife or something
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:54pm
ha ha, i like the idea of making it for a rich dude, but id like it to be a bit shorter
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Dec 01 '07 at 5:54pm
"Well-earned prize"

"Golden Girl"
phones
phones on Dec 01 '07 at 5:55pm
i think it needs a man hugging the life size trophy to really kick the design up a gear!
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:57pm
haha, like standing up there clinging to it? ha ha



i kinda wanted to make the trophy an actual size trophy so you could hold it like a real trophy
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:57pm
lol@ golden girl
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Dec 01 '07 at 5:58pm
hehe
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Dec 01 '07 at 5:58pm
"Award-winning Romantics"
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Dec 01 '07 at 5:59pm
"The Prize for Chivalry"
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:59pm
paid in full
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Dec 01 '07 at 5:59pm
or...."Chivalrous Award"
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 5:59pm
0% apr
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Dec 01 '07 at 6:00pm
this is terrible...but..."If you can't beat em', win em'!"
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:00pm
till poverty do us part
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:00pm
ha ha, youre right, that is terrible
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:00pm
gold digger
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Dec 01 '07 at 6:02pm
who is a well known old, gross man with a trophy wife? Name the award after him...



The Donald Trump Award?
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Dec 01 '07 at 6:02pm
or the Lifetime Achievement Award
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:03pm
ha ha... thats good too
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:04pm
phones, i really like the idea of a man trying to get the girl... i might just make him climbing up the side of it or something
phones
phones on Dec 01 '07 at 6:04pm
yeah!



i think it'd communicate the joke a lot faster



and the potential to draw a funny sleazy/pathetic guy is there too
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Dec 01 '07 at 6:05pm
If you have a man climbing up the side, make sure he has money falling out of his pockets.
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:06pm
maybe... i really wanted to do the design in that gold foil they've got, and it might be a bit much to have some dude climbing it too... but maybe not. its a definite possibility
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:06pm
ha ha, good point off the coast... maybe he could be climbing up a huge stack of money
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:06pm
oops, sorry... OF the coast
phones
phones on Dec 01 '07 at 6:07pm
well not so much climbing it as hugging/carrying it- treating it as a life sized wife.



but i'm no designer lolz
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Dec 01 '07 at 6:11pm
I think it'd be funny if the dude was at the base of the statue hugging her legs like "please don't leave mee!"
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:18pm
i dont know... i dont know... im gonna have to sleep on it. any other suggestions are still welcome though
littlem
littlem on Dec 01 '07 at 6:20pm
it should be hanging on a guy's arm.



"best in show"
Magnamoth
Magnamoth on Dec 01 '07 at 6:22pm
" Worlds best wife"

"Worlds best lay"

"1st place wet tshirt contest"

"World Dishwashing Champion"
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:24pm
ha ha, world dishwashing champion?? i bet the ladies would love that, gotta keep em in their place?? i guess??
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:51pm
maybe a homeless person slouching at the bottom?
justabean
justabean on Dec 01 '07 at 6:55pm
...um, no to the dish washing champion.



Would be cool to somehow make the homeless person look like he lost a lot of money suddenly.
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 01 '07 at 6:58pm
like he used to be up there? just like in a really beat up grimey tux or something
OneGreenHippo
OneGreenHippo on Dec 01 '07 at 9:47pm
Most Personality.







sarcasm?????
restlessthoughts
restlessthoughts on Dec 02 '07 at 1:16am
I think it would be fine without anything written on the trophy
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 02 '07 at 6:18am
im thinking maybe just a simple dollar sign would get the message across
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Dec 02 '07 at 6:43am
It should say TROPHY
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Dec 02 '07 at 6:43am
Also, lose the text.
Andy Mason
   Andy Mason on Dec 02 '07 at 7:17am
ha ha...
OneGreenHippo
OneGreenHippo on Dec 02 '07 at 2:16pm
The gradients in the shading are really nice, but there is something bugging me about the perspective on the base of the trophy every time I look at it. Could be just me...do you see it?
OneGreenHippo
OneGreenHippo on Dec 02 '07 at 2:17pm
The gradients in the shading are really nice, but there is something bugging me about the perspective on the base of the trophy every time I look at it. Could be just me...do you see it?
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