do you like abercromBEE or abercromWASP?
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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do you like sunkist or moonhug?
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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nerdy kangaroos should wear pocket protectors
of 68 votes, 10% like it
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nerdy kangaroos demand pocket protectors
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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kangaroos should wear pocket protectors
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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In Communist Russia, the shirt wears you!
of 75 votes, 17% like it
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kangaroos should have pocket protectors
of 76 votes, 18% like it
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oblivious by choice
of 78 votes, 14% like it
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coffee is not my cup of tea
of 78 votes, 24% like it
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if you think your t-shirt sucks, it probably does
of 76 votes, 9% like it
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i quit eating cold turkey
of 80 votes, 36% like it
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Hi, i'd like to return this baby.
of 78 votes, 18% like it
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whenver i feel blue, i start breathing again
of 77 votes, 34% like it
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time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them
of 77 votes, 30% like it
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if a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
of 75 votes, 20% like it
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some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield
of 80 votes, 33% like it
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if we're here to help others, why are other people here?
of 73 votes, 18% like it
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53% of statistics are false
of 77 votes, 12% like it
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43% of statistics are totally worthless.this is part of the 57%
of 75 votes, 8% like it
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nothing says "oops" like a wall of flame
of 75 votes, 21% like it
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i can read my own writing better than anyone else
of 72 votes, 13% like it
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truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense
of 77 votes, 30% like it
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an amateur built the ark, professionals built the titanic
of 79 votes, 35% like it
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push will get you everywhere- except through a door marked "pull"
of 76 votes, 26% like it
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did you ever stop to think and forget to start again?
of 73 votes, 15% like it
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if you're going cross-country skiing, start with a small country
of 73 votes, 23% like it
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christmas = sitting next to dead trees + eating candy from socks
of 77 votes, 35% like it
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be nice to people. they outnumber you 5.5 billion to one
of 76 votes, 36% like it
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people usually get what's coming to them, unless it's been mailed
of 74 votes, 27% like it
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equal amounts of dark and white chocolate is a balanced diet
of 74 votes, 18% like it
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i spilled spot remover on my dog - now he's gone
of 72 votes, 28% like it
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stop and smell the roses, then inhale a bee
of 70 votes, 17% like it
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the speed of light gets here too early in the morning
of 75 votes, 24% like it
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cats humor us because they know they ate our ancestors
of 71 votes, 18% like it
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when i was born, i was so surprised i couldn't talk for two years
of 73 votes, 26% like it
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despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular
of 76 votes, 42% like it
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you had me at get the hell away
of 74 votes, 24% like it
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Yes, I am wearing white after labor day.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
of 82 votes, 22% like it
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Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
of 82 votes, 28% like it
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Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
of 90 votes, 34% like it
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Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
of 81 votes, 28% like it
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Why is the alphabet in that order?
of 79 votes, 28% like it
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If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
of 82 votes, 32% like it
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What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
of 77 votes, 26% like it
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Hard work pays off tomorrow but procrastination pays off today.
of 68 votes, 25% like it
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If you're reading this, you have just visually harassed me.
of 73 votes, 22% like it
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Mona Lisa didn't need eyebrows, so neither do we.
of 73 votes, 18% like it
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Door hinge rhymes with orange.
of 74 votes, 20% like it
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I've already mastered spooning. Now I want to fork.
of 86 votes, 38% like it
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If I had a nickel for every time someone read this shirt...
of 70 votes, 10% like it
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Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
of 72 votes, 8% like it
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You dig my pocket protectors.
of 71 votes, 13% like it
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Let's make a Bill of Wrongs, as a companion to the Bill of Rights
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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Is your dad a fisher? Cause you're quite a catch!
of 69 votes, 17% like it
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My favorite vegetable is ketchup.
of 70 votes, 17% like it
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I stole the hotel maid's tip money and bought myself a muffin
of 75 votes, 29% like it
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My shirt has no threads
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
of 75 votes, 36% like it
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If you think you're fat, you probably are.
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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