ahahahahhaha

marry me Khol!

let's skip the "conspiciousness"

If you need a brassiere wear one.

Men desirve, desire your entire attention.


lol i love stuff like this.

I don't like tears.

I fear at this point, you'll be the only man who'll want me Maltzy-Dan.
Let's get hitched quick so you can't hear me talk about my dress and then change your mind.
Reception at the D's? Sounds good to me.

bahhaha ok!

just don't caress me in public, any open showing of attention is in bad taste and humiliates me.

Don't sit in awkward positions, wear a bra, don't drink too much... I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING WRONG.

I want khol.

I mean. . . . .



I want Khol.

woah that is really tiny.

haha, that guy looks like he wants to smack a bitch in every pic

DAMNIT.

no wonder my phone is never ringing.

my stockings are ALWAYS wrinkled

Oh dear, I don't know if I can not caress you in public. If I can't be familiar I don't know if I can keep my tears in.
I'M DOOMED.

Steve, you know Maltzy-Dan will probably see me getting dressed at some point (since I don't have a boudoir to get dressed in) and then divorce me. It's all just a matter of time.

Also, I love that man in an uproar over the passed out girl in the last picture.
She's like, "Zzzz"
He's like, "Aoooogah!"
And the date is like, "Yeah, I'll be taking advantage of this skank later - teach her a lesson"

NO GIRL OF MINE WILL BE ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY

I WANT A DIVORCE

BUT I'M PREGNANT!

WITH YOUR BABY!



mwahahaha

I'll take care of your baby like he is my own child.

and i will take care of steve

those sound like darn good tips to me

ha!

the last picture is my favorite

You're a good man, Steve.
I'll try not to use your handkerchief.

I want in on this stevedankhol action.

But I think I caressed steve too much in public :(

you didn't.

why the fuck is that guy so mad in the last picture? its' not his date

Aooogah!

lotta good info in there

Aooogah!

If you're DTF, then you're a good cheap date. If you're DTFL, your'e a good date.

hahahahha this is best.

awesome.

-k.

man i'm doing all those things! no wonder my phone isn't ringing!

Aooooogah!

the last picture is the best

Also, I always fix my make up in the rear view mirror of someone who's driving...that's totally normal...



And I guess i should stop getting so sloppy drunk on my dates. SHIT. I thought guys liked drunken moronic girls...

I think I want Khoala. But I dunno. Will she try to carry our young in her pouch?

for when a man dances he wants to dance

Hahah awesome

when do men ever want to dance?

I need to fill my fanny pack with something, Chris.


It'll be useful for even our kids have outgrown it!

that dog must think he can fly!

(This is going to nag at me forever: It'll be useful for when* our kids have outgrown it!)