If I wore my heart on my sleeve, my shirt would be messy
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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Future Compost
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Sudoku...because not all people can be literate intellectuals
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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Christianity Killed the Dinosaurs
of 48 votes, 42% like it
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I left my heart in...oh wait, here it is
of 47 votes, 32% like it
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Economists Do It Graphically
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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This shirt is not meant for the blind
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Mathematicians Do It Algebraically
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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To All Rappers: Silence is Golden...word
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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You can't spell "gangster" without "angst"
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Forget Osama, Where's Waldo?
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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I party like an animal...a sloth, that is
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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I (barely) survived through the Bush Administration
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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My Favorite Fairytale: The Bible
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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This shirt hides wounds from a Chuck Norris attack
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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I think, therefore I am...not Paris Hilton
of 58 votes, 31% like it
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Only this shirt can label me
of 58 votes, 34% like it
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Dungeons & Dragons...because not all guys need to get laid
of 58 votes, 33% like it
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America...because some countries need to be "liberated"
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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Jesus was a masochist
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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The Only Clean Shirt Left
of 58 votes, 33% like it
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Burn CDs, Not Fossil Fuel
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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Member of the Proletariat
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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Original Identity Crisis: Sporks
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Save a kernel, pop a collar
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Draft Beer, Not Soldiers
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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Save a horse, ride a...carousel?
of 57 votes, 30% like it
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You can't spell Myspace without...GET REAL FRIENDS!
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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Poison Ivy, Not Oceans
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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You can't spell World of Warcraft without...GO OUTSIDE!
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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When I was your age, Bob Barker hosted the Price is Right
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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When I was your age, Bush was popular
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Scientologists Need Friends Too
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Hermit Crabs are Socially Retarded.
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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I forgot to feed my pet rock
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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No..really,hydrochloric acid is harmless
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Vegans can Photosynthesize
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Do you Sudoku?
of 40 votes, 33% like it
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Know your Limits (1+n/1)^n
of 45 votes, 38% like it
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