Bonanna fanna bo *your name could be here!*
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Wearing shirts is a bad habit of mine.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Smiling is overrated.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I'm making dinner tonight, what are you allergic to?
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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10 bucks says the back of this shirt is blank.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Can I borrow a pencil?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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The Flintstones could have happened.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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POOL'S CLOSED.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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My other shirt is my torso.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a nude photographer, you can undress whenever you're ready.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Dibs on your sister.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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The Lion King was an awesome movie.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a poet, but my writing is too good for human eyes.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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<3
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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(I can't believe how stupid you look)
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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¡No habla inglés!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Cry more.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Bryce For Vice!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Diamonds are forever. You won't live that long.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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This is an A & B conversation. Shut up.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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You're not pretty yet. Buy me a drink?
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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My girlfriend's name is sexxxykatie12.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Smoking is dumb.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I wasn't breastfed.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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You're inside, take the sunglasses off.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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It's true, James Bond is my uncle.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You're fat.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Wii!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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George Bush doesn't care about black people.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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Tryna catch me ridin' dirty.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I roll in 100% cotton.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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