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DrPangloss03 aka Dr. G is a 23.68 year old boy, has been a member since March 20, 2006, has scored 4,800 submissions, giving an average score of 2.31, helping 109 designs get printed.

Sep 28 '06 by DrPangloss03
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Who wants my street points?

im about to make a purchase... so whoever wants the credit has a choice.

either:

find some way to make me laugh

or

bribe me.

ill probably make the purchase by the end of the day, so either the best joke or best bribe will earn some point-age.

thank you for your time.

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Kitchen Patrol on Sep 28 '06 at 7:33pm

I'll send you a pic of my clevage!

NatySpaghetti on Sep 28 '06 at 7:34pm

mee

Kitchen Patrol on Sep 28 '06 at 7:34pm

thats all i got

fc gravy on Sep 28 '06 at 7:34pm

hahaha....

broken.yoke on Sep 28 '06 at 7:34pm

Chronoflip on Sep 28 '06 at 7:34pm

how do you blind asians?

bydental floss

bwhahaha

davidd on Sep 28 '06 at 7:35pm

who doesn't love two legged dogs?

AsStarsGoOut on Sep 28 '06 at 7:35pm

I'll send you a pic of my dad's cleavage and a super nice thank you/love letter with pretty stickers and stuff.

Mezbee on Sep 28 '06 at 7:35pm

*ahem*

knock knock...

Noodlegirl on Sep 28 '06 at 7:36pm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

AWorldApart on Sep 28 '06 at 7:36pm

http://www.alecjulien.com/img/cheyneynator.jpg

miss mraz on Sep 28 '06 at 7:37pm

read this blog.

DrPangloss03 on Sep 28 '06 at 7:37pm

how do you blind asians...?

and whos there?

haha

Chronoflip on Sep 28 '06 at 7:37pm

wanna hear a joke?

women's rights

oh geez dont kill me >_

Noodlegirl on Sep 28 '06 at 7:37pm

I think I should win. That's pretty much the best. joke.

drmtama2 on Sep 28 '06 at 7:37pm

i wish i was you

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get it.... its a joke

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.ha ha

drmtama2 on Sep 28 '06 at 7:38pm

i am sorry for that

thats the best i got

Noodlegirl on Sep 28 '06 at 7:38pm

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive?

Because she's a woman!

AWorldApart on Sep 28 '06 at 7:38pm

Noodlegirl on Sep 28 '06 at 7:38pm

A jewish guy walks into a deli.....

haha. lame i know.

miss mraz on Sep 28 '06 at 7:38pm

watch this.

i drooled from laughing on that one. hah

NatySpaghetti on Sep 28 '06 at 7:38pm

O WOW THAT DOG IS AMAZNIG

AWorldApart on Sep 28 '06 at 7:39pm

How come Rosie O' Donnel can't vote?

Cuz she's lesbian.

Chronoflip on Sep 28 '06 at 7:39pm

you dont get the asian joke o_O

ummm asians have slanty eyes thus causing their eyes to be a saright line via the dental flossings.

stereotype'd

drmtama2 on Sep 28 '06 at 7:39pm

No no i really am sorry

AWorldApart on Sep 28 '06 at 7:39pm

A blind guy walks into a bar and says "Shit! How'd that get here?"

Rampaidge on Sep 28 '06 at 7:39pm

So a blonde and a brunette were outside a bank in their car, planning to rob it.

"So you understand the plan?" The brunette asks the blonde.

"Yea, Yea, I understand" the blonde responds as she leaves the car, and heads over to the bank.

The blonde enters the bank, and the brunette waits, 5 min, 10 min, 20 min! 'what was taking her so long!' she thought to herself. And at that exact moment the security alarm rings and out runs the blonde with a safe tied to a rope and a security guard running after her with his pants down.

The blonde enters the car and the brunette yells at her " I SAID TIE THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!!!"

miss mraz on Sep 28 '06 at 7:40pm

haha i don't know.

stephen colbert and steve carell like that is just downright hilarious.

Noodlegirl on Sep 28 '06 at 7:40pm

what's the difference between a bench and black guy?

a bench can support a family of five...

i'm so sorry for that one,i'm not racist..

drmtama2 on Sep 28 '06 at 7:41pm

ok heres one

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?''

''Why sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially well for that.''

A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. ''No, no! A little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car.

Noodlegirl on Sep 28 '06 at 7:42pm

Why does Helen Keller on masterbate with one hand?

Because she moans with the other..

haha.

drmtama2 on Sep 28 '06 at 7:42pm

Famous George W. Quotes

"I believe Men and Fish can coexist together peacfully."

"I support Latino owned buisnesses, women owned buisnesses, and every other kind of person owned buisnesses."

NatySpaghetti on Sep 28 '06 at 7:42pm

k this is my try at it!

i rolled on the floor for days with it!

margolove on Sep 28 '06 at 7:42pm

lmfao, I haven't heard that one yet, steph

(surprisingly)

horrible but funny :D

Noodlegirl on Sep 28 '06 at 7:43pm

so who seems to be in the running for the stps now?

Noodlegirl on Sep 28 '06 at 7:43pm

yeah, it's rather funny.

NatySpaghetti on Sep 28 '06 at 7:43pm

my try at it! enjoy!

Noodlegirl on Sep 28 '06 at 7:43pm

Did you know that Helen Keller had a red shed in her backyard?

She didn't either.

drmtama2 on Sep 28 '06 at 7:44pm

A man is opening a restaurant and he asks one of his workers to come up with a name for it.

The man tells Al, one of his workers, that he will name the resaurant after the first thing Al sees when he goes out the door.

Al walks outside and the first thing he saw was a girl named Lucy and he saw her legs. He told the man, and so the restaurant was named Lucy's Legs. The man was so impressed that he said the next day Al could get a free drink.

The next day Al comes a bit early and a policeman walks by and notices Al waiting there. The policeman asks, "What are you doing?"

Al says, "I'm waiting for Lucy's legs to open so I can get a drink."

margolove on Sep 28 '06 at 7:44pm

eh, that one's not quite so good.

Noodlegirl on Sep 28 '06 at 7:44pm

how come helen keller can't have kids?

because she's dead!

DrPangloss03 on Sep 28 '06 at 7:44pm

well i read the god blog and had to catch up when i was done... i havent watched any of the videos yet but i think noodlegirl is winning for volume of jokes...

and i didnt get the asian cause i didnt see the punchline right away... haha im a dumbass like that i guess..

drmtama2 on Sep 28 '06 at 7:45pm

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Noodlegirl on Sep 28 '06 at 7:45pm

how did helen keller burn the side of her face?

she answered the iron.

how did she burn the other side?

they called back.

margolove on Sep 28 '06 at 7:45pm

haha

drmtama2 on Sep 28 '06 at 7:45pm

Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

A: Sparky!

Noodlegirl on Sep 28 '06 at 7:46pm

haha drmtama, that's good.

NatySpaghetti on Sep 28 '06 at 7:46pm

one kills me everytime

Mezbee on Sep 28 '06 at 7:46pm

i dont' know how to end my knock knock joke. i've been sitting here since i posted trying to think of a good answer. I have nothing.

I lose.

drmtama2 on Sep 28 '06 at 7:46pm

What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?

Great work, team!

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