If you want to be a kind person, buy your shirts from here.

I am a childcare worker and spend my days playing blocks and dollies.

I'm very interested in body modification, and I like photography, but I love to sing.

I've been known to tell stories to small children based on my Threadless t-shirts. These include Susan's Bathtime Adventure, The Attempted Capture of Kabuki Fish, Professor Orbax's Mind Machine, The Tea Party in Hand-Land and Professor Silus B. Mooney's Magical Piano.