There's nothing wrong with eating Play-Doh. I turned out okay.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not a tool. I'm a device.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Hired Mental Help Is Creepy.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Karate Chop Here
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I'm more muscular than I look.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Le Chupacabra
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Underpants.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Feelings? I don't have feelings!!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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It's a cold world...and I forgot my parka.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Dsylxeia Ins't Fnuny.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Yaaaaawn! You Have To Yawn Now, Don't You?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I'm On The Clock But My Boss Doesn't Know.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I Don't Agree With The Time Change.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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The Original Pog Master
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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For Real.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Animal cruelty in the classroom is wrong. Dissect a zombie.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Beta Isn't Always Betta.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Never sell your soul for less than $10 and a Pokemon card.
of 60 votes, 37% like it
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Hug a robot--because machinery has feelings, too.
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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DSL isn't just for the internet anymore.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Public Urination is Scary.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Look Forward To Tomorrow.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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drijnkingf snd tyypning donf mixx
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Pluto was a planet? I always thought Pluto was that dog.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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When Will Someone Tell Me I Am No Longer A Planet?
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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...you did what now?
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Keep Your Trademarks. I've Got My Dignity.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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It's not easy being the black sheep in a technicolor zoo.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Glory Before Death. After Dishonor. Before Defeat. After a Nap.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Smiling Is For Care Bears.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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This Just In, Comb-Overs Are No Longer Allowed In Public.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Support The Free-Willed Homeless. Teach Them How To Dance.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Crack kills. So does your face.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Eating Makes You Poop.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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People would call me Booger-Fingers. Now they just call me gross.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Complexity kills. Simplicity thrills.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Double Negatives Are A Double No.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Recycle Old People.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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What. A. Bummer.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Old person in the making.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Blink once if you can read this
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Oh, rats!
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I think I just peed myself with excitement.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Free California
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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...bring the beat back.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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SHIMMY, SHIMMY, SHIMMY
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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This Shirt Gives Me X-Ray Vision
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a fan of 1/5 of the Jackson 5
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Cheesier Than Wisconsin
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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T-shirt successfully downloaded.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Exciting like rainbows.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Fashion ends here.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Honorary Member of the A-Team
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Cut that jibba jabba!!
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Stop being a creep and go read someone else's shirt.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Stay back. I have a tractor beam set on prey.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I gave my teacher an apple once. And she punched me in the face.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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I have a unicorn with a rainbow mane. What do you have?
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Smooth like cream soda!
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Alt+F4. The other way to Ctrl + Alt + Delete.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Hello, new friend!
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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One day I'll make it! You'll see.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Do the dew...or dew not.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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You can see a good sunset sometime if you just look past the city
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Growing up little by little.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Let's make like vines and cuddle.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Ignorance is a weapon.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Say no to lactose intolerance!
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Designers use side door ---->
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I dream in ROYGBV
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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One badass microwave chef.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Proud supporter of oxygen!
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Let's get radical!
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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.-. .- -.. .. -.-. .- .-..
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I like to oat opples and bononos.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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A, E, I, O, U and Y--only when it's convenient.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I'm older than I look.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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TOM NO LIKE PILLS!!! TOM CRUISE SMASH!!!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I always wash behind my ears. Clean underwear? Different story.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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This slogan is sweatshop free.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Give peer pressure the hand!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I am my own motivational tool.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Product of a good night but poor planning.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Ambiguous.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I think, therefore I am thinking.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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I enjoy watching the clouds make bunnies and dragons
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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Can I sketch you?
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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E = mc blah blah blah to the 9th power or something.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I don't get the pirate/cowboy/ninja phase.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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2 Parts Butt-Kicking, Take-Out-Eating Machine; 1 Part Superhero.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Newly reconditioned, pre-owned, refurbished and renovated parts.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I fall for cheesy lines and corny jokes.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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You have really pretty eyeballs
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Come on everybody. Do the hustle!
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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If a tree fell in the woods...I still don't get it.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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This is how I look in the morning
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Happiness comes in many forms!
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Coins are money too!
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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My ego is out for the day, so my id is happy to take over.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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STOP. Hammer time!
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Proud member of the Holy Roller Solar Bowlers
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Wanna see my rock'n'roll stance?
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Can Clarissa explain this??
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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There was a time when I forgot who I was, and I still don't know.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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ARRGH!!!
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Glitter fixes everything
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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