Head-scratching is for the louse-ridden
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Self-sacrifice is a social coffin
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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a man without vision shouldn't drive
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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asparagus is urine deodorant
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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freedom is a dud
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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temporarily unable to service your request. Try again later.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Service Temporarily Unavailable
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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503 server error
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Being human is so passé
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Politics & Wrestling = Fake
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Captain Crunch is an Angry Sailor
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Jellybeans hate your teeth
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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RIAA took our music away
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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You're #3 on my memory dial but #1 in my heart
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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a real hero can hold his urine
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Reality TV killed the Video Star
of 53 votes, 32% like it
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I know. I'll draw a heart on here somewhere, perfect!
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Waiting for Applause
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Do you ever think that the moon could be the skull of God?
of 71 votes, 8% like it
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Punk's not dead but most of their careers are.
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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Punk's not dead but your mom is!
of 67 votes, 4% like it
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Punk's not dead. It's for sale.
of 68 votes, 19% like it
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Punk's not dead it's for sale
of 71 votes, 27% like it
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raise your hand if your dead
of 72 votes, 14% like it
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homeless zombie will work for brains
of 79 votes, 15% like it
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Dyslexic Zombies want Brians
of 88 votes, 30% like it
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I'm with Satan ↓
of 83 votes, 22% like it
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IRAA took my music away
of 82 votes, 21% like it
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No use crying over slim whitman
of 77 votes, 8% like it
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't cry over spilt milk
of 76 votes, 18% like it
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whole paycheck worlds most expensive market
of 72 votes, 3% like it
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whole paycheck
of 73 votes, 8% like it
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a broken heart pulled the trigger
of 77 votes, 10% like it
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shave a monkey
of 73 votes, 5% like it
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Stem Cells, Not just for breakfast anymore!
of 76 votes, 11% like it
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My dad is the mailman
of 73 votes, 8% like it
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my mom says it makes me look tough
of 73 votes, 15% like it
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I'm with Jesus -->
of 74 votes, 8% like it
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Rectal Exams, Not just for old people anymore!
of 73 votes, 14% like it
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To much Jibber Jabber makes Mr. T a dull boy
of 72 votes, 13% like it
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I must restrain myself because I work here
of 72 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not fat nature just overdid a good thing
of 71 votes, 13% like it
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A real man can hold his urine
of 71 votes, 14% like it
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inaccurate conception
of 70 votes, 13% like it
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I hate poop
of 69 votes, 10% like it
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screw this...I'm going home
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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out of gas
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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Homeless Veteran, please help.
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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Dab, don't wipe
of 67 votes, 9% like it
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Captain Anxiety
of 67 votes, 9% like it
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if you can't beat them find someone who can
of 69 votes, 16% like it
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Zombie: Careful I bite
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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Don't quit your gay job
of 71 votes, 21% like it
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a skeleton walks into a bar
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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don't eat the spinach
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Premium Slogan
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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welcome to the human race
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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you say soda I say pop
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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Sofa King American
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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someone put poop in my pants
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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you look like a fart
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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I made the messenger feel bad about their self
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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I killed the messenger
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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OMG, Stupid! Is all I ever get
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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OMG, NO is all I ever get
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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my mind is a complex network of worms
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Salad Taste Delicious
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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you're living a scene in my unfortunate life
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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insomniac for hire
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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suicide assistant
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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speedyjvw broke my glasses
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Drama Detector
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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now if we could only get Russel Crowe to play with stingrays
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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the "Crikey" heard round the world
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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will work for street team points
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Rich and Powerful, Please Help
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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I'm bored and have time
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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attendance mandatory but not required
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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The inescapable art of growing up
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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It's your fault I'm ugly
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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humdrum conundrum
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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lack of imagination
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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riding an invisible horse
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I applaud your mistake
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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we've all tried to put the glue back in the bottle
of 58 votes, 36% like it
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I've wished for swarms of bees in the past
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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you have photo appeal
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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You’re my best friend
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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only doing my job
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I haunt second hand bookshops
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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The trouble with impulse buying
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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my captain is anxiety
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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hand built by robots
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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Death is just Gods way of saying, “you’re not alive anymore.”
of 68 votes, 41% like it
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I'm an empty dream
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Let bygones bury the hatchet
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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swat the bees away from the pollen in your veins
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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My heart is a pump and it keeps beating constantly
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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I wish that I could vomit pianos from the balcony
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Get off me you're heavy
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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