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Sep 07 '06 by wearecareful
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speedyjvw broke my glasses at work today

while giving joe a boost at threadless he kneed me in the face breaking my only pair of glasses...the things they've seen...so many product pics they've been a part of...

how can i get him back?

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kayceislost on Sep 07 '06 at 7:20pm

steal all his h&m shirts.

please just do it.

Stevethegreat on Sep 07 '06 at 7:21pm

and he wants to be my roomate!

hell no, bitch!!

HELL NO

loserbeech on Sep 07 '06 at 7:21pm

You obviously aren't careful enough, young man!

Knee him in the balls.

Stevethegreat on Sep 07 '06 at 7:21pm

roommate...two ms

iPear on Sep 07 '06 at 7:21pm

rape him, just do him in the ass.

...

okay nevermind.

uhm, I was watching "it's always sunny in Philadelphia" one episode the dude has sex with the other dude's mom to get back at him, you should do that.

wearecareful on Sep 07 '06 at 7:24pm

I have visions of the torture sceen from Reservoir dogs...I'll take off more than the ear though...and he can kiss those H&M shirts good-bye

pinkelephants on Sep 07 '06 at 7:27pm

Kick him in the shins and run away.

iPear on Sep 07 '06 at 7:28pm

haha, H & M, what is an H and o ..mo.

hahahahah?

realslimnatey on Sep 07 '06 at 7:29pm

what a fucking dildo!

Stevethegreat on Sep 07 '06 at 7:29pm

dildoing fuck

pinkelephants on Sep 07 '06 at 7:29pm

My dad and I watch Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia together. It's great father-daughter bonding time, over perverse and inappropriate material.

wearecareful on Sep 07 '06 at 7:31pm

it was really my fault...but I hope my glasses hurt his knee and that it develops into something horrible...like spider eggs under his skin.

kayceislost on Sep 07 '06 at 7:32pm

oh, it was your fault?

tsk tsk!

Stevethegreat on Sep 07 '06 at 7:32pm

I like that show but I've only seen it twice......it's on right now, isn't it?

wearecareful on Sep 07 '06 at 7:34pm

well it was all kind of my idea that lead to the glasses being broken but I still blame him

jennarito on Sep 07 '06 at 7:34pm

i wish upon him a staph infection.

pinkelephants on Sep 07 '06 at 7:36pm

Bang him and give him an STD. That'll teach him.

Stevethegreat on Sep 07 '06 at 7:38pm

mmm....bang

you really are a horny, horny girl, lindsey and underage too

pinkelephants on Sep 07 '06 at 7:39pm

I am not even talking about me right now! I'm telling him to bang speedyjvw!!! Not me! I dont' have any STDs to give!

You're just wanting me to start talking dirty.

I refuse!

Stevethegreat on Sep 07 '06 at 7:40pm

"no means yes"

wearecareful on Sep 07 '06 at 7:41pm

can I hire someone to give him STD's? I would rather not contract any myself...I've had those tests and the Q-tip part really hurt!

pinkelephants on Sep 07 '06 at 7:43pm

I hear Steve has a lot. And he's pretty cheap too.

wearecareful on Sep 07 '06 at 7:45pm

Steve are you noticing any unusual discharge...hmmm?

Stevethegreat on Sep 07 '06 at 7:46pm

I don't have too many.......and I'm not boning joe

wearecareful on Sep 07 '06 at 7:49pm

maybe you could use his toilet...or stick him with a needle

Stevethegreat on Sep 07 '06 at 7:50pm

don't you have hookers in chicago?

Noodlegirl on Sep 07 '06 at 7:51pm

flush the toilet hundreds of times while he is in the shower!

fc gravy on Sep 07 '06 at 7:51pm

i was gona say why dn't you poke him in the eye and touch his brain but thinking about it that might be a bit extreme...

iPear on Sep 07 '06 at 7:53pm

you know what I always say...

"rape is always an option"

Noodlegirl on Sep 07 '06 at 7:54pm

buttrape! that's pear's motto..

pinkelephants on Sep 07 '06 at 7:54pm

When I was in Chicago, I saw a flasher.

I love visiting there!

wearecareful on Sep 07 '06 at 7:55pm

I'm not made of money...who would do it for a t-shirt?

Noodlegirl on Sep 07 '06 at 7:56pm

do what for a shirt?

Noodlegirl on Sep 07 '06 at 7:56pm

oh give him an STD...?

pinkelephants on Sep 07 '06 at 7:56pm

I'd do it for a tshirt!!!!!!!

Steve told me he was hot.

Noodlegirl on Sep 07 '06 at 7:57pm

depends on the shirt too..heh.

wearecareful on Sep 07 '06 at 7:58pm

i would rather someone get spiders to lay eggs in his head...STD's just kind of freak me out

Noodlegirl on Sep 07 '06 at 8:00pm

oooh, we have a huge ass spider on the back of our house and i'm positive it's going to lay eggs! too bad i live in ohio.

pinkelephants on Sep 07 '06 at 8:03pm

I haaaaaaate spiders.

I had a dream that a spider was crawling on my face once. I woke up screaming and shaking.

I don't have any STDs anyway, so that plan wouldn't work.

speedyjvw on Sep 07 '06 at 8:07pm

davidd on Sep 07 '06 at 8:11pm

haha. and your user name is 'wearecareful'?

3 days later

speedyjvw on Sep 11 '06 at 1:34pm

what really happened

Joe Johnson on Sep 12 '06 at 1:03am

Joes a Freakin ASS, he still owes me a sandwich and 5 bucks........dick, when i get back well get the man back for real, Like cut off his trend hawk.

tRaSH_PaRADiSE on Sep 12 '06 at 1:07am

not-as-careful-as-a-emo... your should put them back 2gether with a plaster and then go and right a poem about it and give it to him and then go to a hardcore show if yor still agry

wearecareful on Sep 12 '06 at 9:04am

that's how it went down man