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midgetbigot aka nita is a girl, has been a member since March 16, 2006, has scored 4,010 submissions, giving an average score of 1.06, helping 38 designs get printed.

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Jun 23 '06 by midgetbigot
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If life were fair . . .

You would burn the most calories thinking.

what would you like to have?

mezo on Jun 23 '06 at 8:37am

Judging by your photos, a few calories would not hurt you. You are teeny!

realslimnatey on Jun 23 '06 at 8:38am

i would be so huge by now!

little g on Jun 23 '06 at 8:38am

^ good one

I would like chocolate to be considered health food.

mezo on Jun 23 '06 at 8:39am

Chocolate is a natural aphrodisiac....just like summer, according to DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.

Veverka on Jun 23 '06 at 8:39am

If life were fair... chocolate would cure cancer.

She Says So on Jun 23 '06 at 8:41am

if life were far id cough up money.

staffell on Jun 23 '06 at 8:41am

my own private jet

little g on Jun 23 '06 at 8:41am

*good one to the original post not nates asian plea for a penis ;9

love you nate! :*

midgetbigot on Jun 23 '06 at 8:48am

Mezo - thank you. It's a magic camera it takes off ten pounds.

realslimnatey on Jun 23 '06 at 9:00am

aw man genee!

i wasnt talking about that

shadowboy on Jun 23 '06 at 9:21am

If life were fair:

When patronizing the drive-thru at my friendly neighborhood cookie cutter burger franchise, I would request NO PICKLES and receive NO PICKLES.

I could avoid getting trapped behind every dawdler in traffic.

The only two TV shows I give a damn about would not air at the same time on the same day. No I don't have TiVo. (sniff)

But perhaps I ask too much...

Ste7en on Jun 23 '06 at 9:29am

you people think too small

if life were fair, you wouldnt ever worry about gaining weight in the first place

chocolate wouldnt cure cancer, because there wouldnt BE cancer

and you wouldnt cough up money because we wouldnt need money...and if we did...why would you want it in your lungs to begin with? there are easier ways to magically get rich...

oh, and chocolate is considered a health food these days

midgetbigot on Jun 23 '06 at 9:29am

no cancer? than who can I make fun of slash pity?

shadowboy on Jun 23 '06 at 9:38am

If life were fair, I would be as intelligent and insightful as Ste7ev.

littlem on Jun 23 '06 at 12:04pm

if life were fair, then kids wouldn't die before their parents do.

and i'd be living elsewhere:P

eskimokiss on Jun 23 '06 at 12:22pm

if life were fair...

my hand would be a supermodel

Katie_ladie on Jun 23 '06 at 12:59pm

all you need is love .... doo doo dodoo doodo

spacesick on Jun 23 '06 at 1:01pm

if life were fair... then I would get pummeled to death by the tiny hands of all the little schoolchildren I've grifted for booze money throughout the years.

so that's not gonna fly.

deboraborialis on Jun 23 '06 at 1:12pm

If life was fair, my sister would still be alive, and my heart would not have broken in two. Life has been fairer to me than a lot of people, so I really shouldn't complain.

littlem on Jun 23 '06 at 1:22pm

*hugs debs

deboraborialis on Jun 23 '06 at 1:29pm

Thanks m.

It would be nice if someone extremely wealthy fell for me and tried to woo me with expensive gifts though. I think I deserve that ;)

spacesick on Jun 23 '06 at 1:31pm

all I can offer is my companionship, deb. and my bitchin inground pool with a diving board and slide and stuff.

deboraborialis on Jun 23 '06 at 1:32pm

You don't need to woo me, you already won my heart!

TipsyGiant on Jun 23 '06 at 1:32pm

if life were fair...i'd be in trouble

spacesick on Jun 23 '06 at 1:36pm

that's all I needed to hear! now that I know you like me for who I am, I can finally reveal to you that I'm actually the crown prince of Zamunda.

squeegebeckenheim on Jun 23 '06 at 1:37pm

if life were fair my cousin danny wouldn't be an orphan. :(

deboraborialis on Jun 23 '06 at 1:40pm

That sucks squeege.

squeegebeckenheim on Jun 23 '06 at 1:43pm

yours sucks too deb.

shirtflirt on Jun 23 '06 at 1:44pm

i'd be able to draw as well as i think i can.

deboraborialis on Jun 23 '06 at 1:46pm

That would be so good shirtflirt. I have great ideas, but very little talent for drawing.

deboraborialis on Jun 23 '06 at 1:48pm

If life was fair hale of my fantasy football team would not have rested this round, and the other half would not have been shite, and I would be top of the league table.

deboraborialis on Jun 23 '06 at 1:48pm

^half