Global warming is just a side effect of me being so hot.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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N.I.L.F.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Olde English dost sucketh
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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I think we should invade Disneyland.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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The end of the Cold War started Global Warming
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Congressmen loved me when I was younger.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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You won't believe what I'll do for a Klondike bar
of 40 votes, 35% like it
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I should have taken the blue pill
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Does Superman use Super Glue?
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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I wish my parents would move out.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Keep dreaming, push SNOOZE
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Pulp Fiction is based on my life
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Licensed Air Guitar Instructor
of 49 votes, 37% like it
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Hugs $1
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Jesus > Chuck Norris
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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What's that smell? Oh, hi...
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Why not read a book instead of my shirt?
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Jesus and Darwin both had beards
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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