I don't stalk. I research.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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Be a leader, Not an apple.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Tiger would just do it.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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|_| |\| /> 3 /2 5 7 /\ |\| /> ?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I'm wearing this because my birthday suit was dirty.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Someday we will be born with a facebook account.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a big corporate hotshot. It's my day off.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a pc because I'm not an apple.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Less than 400 characters.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I understand Donnie Darko.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Slogans are for people who can't write complete sentences.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I would like to hashtag you
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Comic sans is the butt of every font joke
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I denied your mom's friend request
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I see emoticons looking at me.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I put this shirt on backwards and rotate myself in it.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Aren't you glad I didn't use comic sans.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Well, since your pretty.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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When I say sure. I really mean no.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I believe in not believing in Athiests
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Are you a 6 or a 9?
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt makes me look good.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Dropkick To The Face Solves Everything
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Simon says read this.
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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You make me...
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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I Want to Know You
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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I'm the nice guy.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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You approach me!
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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My shirt has words!
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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I procrastinated last week.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I'll admit, I have a thing for asian girls.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Im not weird, im eccentric.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I like to spin!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Its lust your looking at.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Im cute, but dont like to say it.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Wanna be my "friend with benefits"?
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I didnt get a hair cut, it disappears once a month.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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It's everyone elses fault but my own
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I'd like to have a word with you
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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My standards are alread too low
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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<(*o*<) <(*o*)> (>*o*)>
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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XOXO right now!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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I Want A Hug Too
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Your cute, but don't talk to me
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Works 50% of EVERYtime
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I tried, and failed...I'll try again.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Your weird, but thats what i like about you
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Dont break my heart, its hard to fix.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Don't judge me... till after i've judged you.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Im Complicated
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Expect Nothing, Gain Everything
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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...Sorry I Wasnt Listening?
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Meow goes the cow, Moo goes the cat.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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My mouth says yes, My brain says HELL NO
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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