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xypherscompany
xypherscompany aka Liz is a 24.49 year old girl, has been a member since March 13, 2006, has scored 4,284 submissions, giving an average score of 2.02, helping 61 designs get printed.
I'm so lame it burns.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
This t-shirt applies the 3 second rule.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Dumpsters are the government's idea of new low-income housing.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
No, I'm not looking for your $5.95 STD buffet. Sorry.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
Stop undressing me with your eyes!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Despite the cost of living, it's still quite popular.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
of 33 votes, 36% like it
I'm an oxymoron just waiting to happen.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Don't try to outrun the bear; just outrun your slowest friend.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
I went to Chernobyl but all I got was this lousy tumor.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Originality is dead.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Well... God thought it was funny.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
Vote for Bob Dole, '96
of 32 votes, 13% like it
iFart
of 32 votes, 25% like it
It's called soap... Look into it!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
I'm proof that coathangers are worthless
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Elbowlicious
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Captain Howdy told me to wear this shirt
of 32 votes, 9% like it
A dollar a day keeps the homeless away!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
You shut your mouth before talking to me
of 32 votes, 16% like it
MySpace kills brain cells.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
Sotally Tober
of 32 votes, 16% like it
If I could, I'd rock a comb-over.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
Dumpster-Diver: Your trash, my treasure.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Will Work For A Better Shirt...
of 32 votes, 19% like it
I'm giving you cancer with my mind.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Professional Stalker
of 32 votes, 19% like it
In Soviet Russia, Road Forks You!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
Why yes, my mother IS a whore.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
But...Wyoming's the shit state!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I went to Arkansas but all I got was this lousy rash.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I'm laughing at you just because you exi
of 21 votes, 5% like it
If I told you to haul ass, it'd take you two days & a wheelba
of 21 votes, 5% like it
liek omg i rawkz & u SO totally sux0rz!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Loneliness breeds insanity.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
The Apocalypse is coming in...10...9...8...7...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
The only way to combat hate is with more hate!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Well.... God thought it was funny...
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Your face is pretty assanine, if you ask me.
of 21 votes, 5% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

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