About me:
My name is John and I am no doubt the coolest person on the planet. I am heaps funny and heaps clever and heaps strong and I am 'god damn' attractive. (Thats the kind of attractive where when I walk down the street people say "God damn, He's attractive") I have the worlds best tatoos of kidneys on my back which is why everyone calls me 'Kidney John'. I was awarded a cash prize for my tatoos but I'm already heaps rich so I didn't accept it. I'm pretty much a pro at everything but the thing I'm best at is drawing cartoons which are too good for T.V, radio and the likes of YOU! I'm also heaps musical and I make phenominal songs n' shit. I have heaps of friends cause everyone likes me and they only pretend to like you. Also, I'm not arrogant.