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TimScribble
TimScribble aka Timothy J Scribbleton the IV is a 28.6 year old boy, has been a member since March 7, 2006, has scored 5729 submissions, giving an average score of 1.60.
Dont make me draw my finger guns.
of 27 votes, 56% like it
Following in the footsteps of my idols got me a restraining order
of 47 votes, 55% like it
Curiosity killed the cat with the revolver in the library.
of 41 votes, 54% like it
Arent people who say liar, liar pants on fire, technically liars?
of 43 votes, 63% like it
Cannibals. Proving that sometimes you actually are what you eat.
of 42 votes, 69% like it
There's only one eye in pirate.
of 61 votes, 62% like it
Breakfast. The number one cause of cereal killers.
of 50 votes, 54% like it
Raise your hook if you're a pirate.
of 50 votes, 56% like it
If I had to describe myself, adjectives work the best.
of 66 votes, 76% like it
When push comes to shove, you probably need to pull on the door.
of 68 votes, 69% like it
Marsupials. Hot pockets of the animal kingdom
of 61 votes, 61% like it
Inertia. It moves me.
of 71 votes, 63% like it
Sometimes I put my hand over my eye and pretend I'm a pirate.
of 84 votes, 55% like it
Beware of robots, they byte.
of 90 votes, 71% like it
Zombies bite the hand that feeds them.
of 76 votes, 51% like it
I draw my own conclusions... usually with crayons.
of 89 votes, 73% like it
Paranoia. It's right behind you.
of 112 votes, 74% like it
Ironically, you can't play Uno by yourself.
of 106 votes, 75% like it
Ambidextrous people are only right about half the time.
of 98 votes, 76% like it
Thesauruses were the nerds of the dinosaur kingdom.
of 105 votes, 73% like it
Trust me. I'm wearing a shirt that says Trust me.
of 88 votes, 66% like it
Spoons. They cause quite the stir.
of 101 votes, 64% like it
This shirt was made from recycled words.
of 91 votes, 59% like it
My pet dragon told me that I shouldn't make things up.
of 85 votes, 64% like it
Having nerves of steel would make your body really heavy.
of 88 votes, 64% like it
I dont need the approval of others. Is that ok with you?
of 99 votes, 74% like it
Never argue with a 90 degree angle. They are always right.
of 133 votes, 72% like it
Death. It runs in my family.
of 103 votes, 55% like it
Video games taught me the answer to any problem is to jump on it.
of 112 votes, 73% like it
I used to cut. Now I just copy and paste.
of 91 votes, 46% like it
Frequency. It hertz.
of 106 votes, 58% like it
Centaurs. The original hybrid.
of 103 votes, 50% like it
The average person is tired of being included in statistics.
of 104 votes, 63% like it
Mathematicians will never get along. There is too much division.
of 92 votes, 55% like it
Doorbells killed the knock knock joke.
of 117 votes, 71% like it
Rainbows are only a myth to the color blind.
of 85 votes, 62% like it
Legos. The building blocks of dreams... and tiny yellow people.
of 84 votes, 51% like it
Electrons have a negative outlook on life.
of 86 votes, 55% like it
Alarm Clocks. Crushing dreams one morning at a time.
of 116 votes, 73% like it
Nerves. They feel your pain.
of 83 votes, 53% like it
Shadows. Nature's stalkers.
of 94 votes, 66% like it
Actually, Turtles would make horrible ninjas.
of 91 votes, 57% like it
Never date comic book collectors. They have issues.
of 84 votes, 51% like it
Mondays should be illegal.
of 81 votes, 47% like it
In theory, using "in theory" makes everything possible.
of 97 votes, 68% like it
Clowns are no laughing matter.
of 79 votes, 49% like it
Rain. Nature's defense against Witches.
of 83 votes, 51% like it
Inertia moves me.
of 89 votes, 57% like it
Fact. Feeding pizza to your turtles will turn them into ninjas.
of 82 votes, 50% like it
All math nerds were created congruent.
of 96 votes, 65% like it
Whenever I get lost in Trigonometry, I just follow the Cosines.
of 84 votes, 49% like it
If the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie... you'd be dead.
of 97 votes, 67% like it
Inertia. It keeps me going.
of 105 votes, 70% like it
I have OCD but my ADD wont let me focus long enough to organize..
of 97 votes, 54% like it
Beware of Pretzels. They have a twisted sense of humor.
of 97 votes, 55% like it
Video killed the radio star in the library with the rope.
of 101 votes, 55% like it
Id wear a Turtleneck if it came with a shell, a mask and a sword.
of 98 votes, 65% like it
True story. Non-fiction books are the best.
of 96 votes, 55% like it
Onomatopoeias are all the buzz.
of 101 votes, 56% like it
Actually, Medicine is the best Medicine.
of 116 votes, 78% like it
Hay Farmers just want a Bale out.
of 101 votes, 51% like it
To make a Long Story Short, see the Movie.
of 118 votes, 70% like it
Awkward is Staring at someone else's Chest.
of 97 votes, 47% like it
Revenge is a Dish best served Cold... with Rat Poison.
of 107 votes, 59% like it
This shirt glows (regular and glow ink) when Goblins are Near.
of 91 votes, 54% like it
Dictionaries know the meaning of life.
of 118 votes, 65% like it
If you read this shirt again, You'll have Deja Vu.
of 95 votes, 51% like it
Subtraction just wants to make a Difference.
of 103 votes, 58% like it
Self High Fives never leave you Hanging.
of 88 votes, 48% like it
Your mom called. She said that's not what she said.
of 99 votes, 52% like it
I used to be in a Garage Band. But they were all a bunch of tools
of 108 votes, 48% like it
The geeks shall inherit middle earth
of 119 votes, 57% like it
If you want to date me, the odds are good but the goods are odd.
of 236 votes, 51% like it
S.A.D - Dyslexics against smoking
of 245 votes, 49% like it
Alliterations are an absolute absurdity.
of 263 votes, 50% like it
Shimala stole my underpants!
of 271 votes, 24% like it
If this shirt is found, I am Naked
of 285 votes, 38% like it
Marsupials: Nature's Hot Pocket
of 274 votes, 41% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Actually, playing by ear would be quite painful.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
Being the bomb would actually be quite painful.
of 14 votes, 43% like it
Birds Don't Plan anything out. They just Wing It.
of 78 votes, 51% like it
Cutting corners keeps me well rounded.
of 21 votes, 48% like it
Do Physicists see the glass as half protons or half electrons?
of 61 votes, 49% like it
Fact: Strawberry Fields are not Forever, but only Seasonal.
of 77 votes, 53% like it
Genes. They control my life.
of 58 votes, 52% like it
Gravity is holding me back from Reaching for the Stars.
of 85 votes, 49% like it
Great Mimes Blink Alike.
of 79 votes, 46% like it
Has anyone ever actually been given Lemons by Life?
of 95 votes, 56% like it
I just wanted a shirt that said pirates, zombies and ninjas.
of 39 votes, 49% like it
I think my alphabet soup is trying to tell me something.
of 50 votes, 64% like it
Magic 8 Ball. Because sometimes you need a toy to guide your life
of 62 votes, 53% like it
My dream date involves the moon, a unicorn and zombies.
of 67 votes, 48% like it
Pendulums swing both ways.
of 62 votes, 50% like it
Rock, Paper, Scissors. The original system of checks and balances
of 62 votes, 50% like it
Shhh. Be quiet. My Foot's Asleep.
of 81 votes, 47% like it
Snooze buttons give dreams a second chance.
of 31 votes, 55% like it
Sometimes I put my hand over me eye and pretend I'm a pirate
of 51 votes, 57% like it
Subtraction: Coming Together to make a Difference
of 112 votes, 47% like it
There are only 86,400 seconds in a day. You just wasted 5 of them
of 84 votes, 44% like it
This shirt has been censored because of dangling modifiers.
of 53 votes, 49% like it
Zombish. It's a dead language.
of 68 votes, 49% like it
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