Dear Timothy of Scribblemore,
I am so glad to hear of your correspondence with me. Due to the unruly nature of the heavens casting down various forms of god's anger such as bolts of lightning and teardrops of sadness, I am not sure your letter has made its journey to my digital doorstop. Did you just send it today because I doth not ventured over to the email button on my computer yet to see what jubilation and trumpet announcements are waiting for me. I shall descend forth to it now!

See you at the next "Talk and Write Anachronistically For No Reason" Conference!,
Evan

Dear Evan of Frickville,
Thank you for timely response. The email in question began it's journey approximately two hours ago. I pray that the god's did not feel the necessity to strike down such email with mighty hammer or mailerdaemons.

Sincerely,

Timotheus.

Dear valiant sirs,
Your poetic and polysyllabic parlance has afforded great pleasure to one who, in this age of digitally influenced abbreviations, has long bewailed the fall of general correspondence into a pit of decreption.
I thank you for the small flicker of hope you have sparked within my breast and I dearly wish the flicker shall grow to a conflagration as epistles of such quality do once again suffuse the technological thoroughfares of communication.
Yours sincerely and with much debt
Kim

You Evan-dog,

Whatsup Bro? I got me some STP's on dis mornin', and I was figuring it mighta been you. Wasit?

Shizzle.

farts!

haha. farts.

^spoken as if from Shakespeare himself!

hahaha, peeps, you so cray-zeee!

Also, i have no idea what Kim is talking about.