Following the lead of the 365 Slogan Blog
Ive decided to give it a try also. So give them a vote October 28 Spelling errors are pretty comma. Actually, having a monkey on your back would be pretty sweet October 27 My Russian mail order bride is the perfect Czech mate. October 26 Unlike most people, I like having a Monkey on my back. October 25 Many hands may make light work, but they also make you a mutant October 24 I like to put me hand over me eye and pretend Im a pirate. October 23 Actually the meek already inherited the earth but no one noticed October 22 I kept my fingers crossed and all I got was arthritis. October 21 Ghosts make me boo my pants. October 20 Im using mind control to make you yawn. October 19 If life is a highway, I hope I'm on the on ramp and not the exit. October 18 Zombies. The ultimate brain drain. October 17 Being the spitting image of someone would be quite disgusting. October 16 Pirating. It's not fun and games until someone loses an eye. October 15 Cutting corners keeps my life rounded. October 14 I find traps captivating. October 13 Zombies lack the proper coordination to be good dancers. October 12 When fighting zombies, avoid being the brains of the operation. October 11 If you have butterflies in your stomach, the acid will kill them. October 10 When fighting zombies, dont be the brains of the operation. October 9 Zombies are a real drain on the brain. October 8 Leaches are such a drain. October 7 Safety first! So when you are being stupid later, you wont die. October 6 Zombies run on brain power. October 5 Dont make me draw my finger guns. October 4 When the Zombie apocalypse comes, I can't wait to call in undead. October 3 Zombies are in your movies, nomming your brains. October 2 Who needs weapons when you got finger guns? October 1 Curiosity is a serial cat killer. September 30 Curiosity. It hates cats. September 29 This shirt was tagged and returned to the wild. September 28 If you reading this in English then the subtitles must be on. September 27 (front) I used to cut... (back) Now I copy and paste. September 26 Telepathy speaks its mind. September 25 Speaking from the heart would be a scientific miracle. September 24 Throwing People under the bus may be fun but I think it's illegal September 23 When you rant and rave, make sure you bring your glow sticks. September 22 Wearing your heart on your sleeve can lead to serious infections. September 21 Following in the footsteps of my idols got me a restraining order September 20 If Im wearing my heart on my sleeve, please find my killer. September 19 Being the bomb would actually be quite painful. September 18 This could have all been prevented if you had your cootie shot. September 17 This is my venture outside shirt. September 16 I have no earthly idea. But I do have some Mars based theories. September 15 Kick me signs are the real reason we have violence in schools. September 14 Curiosity killed the cat with the revolver in the library. September 13 Why isnt palindrom a palindrome? September 12 TV taught me that all problems can be solved in an hour or less. September 11 Cutting corners leaves me well rounded September 10 Typos compete me. September 9 I like to put me hand over me eye and pretend that I be a Pirate. September 8 Suspenders. They lift me up. September 7 Leaving no stone unturned got me a spider bite. September 6 My milkshake brings all the insects to the yard. September 5 In what world does paper beat rock? September 4 Literally speaking, monologue. September 3 Why in the world would someone live in a glass house? September 2 Actually, Rock would tear right through paper. September 1 To make a long story short, skip to the last page. August 31 Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... Patience. August 30 Math. It's easy as 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197... August 29 Im using mind control to make you read this shirt. August 28 Don't be alarmed, but I am from the past... and so are you. August 27 If my pants are on fire, dont make it worse by calling me a liar. August 26 Ask me about how I hate when people ask me questions. August 25 Zombies are misunderstood. All they really want is knowledge. August 24 If my pants are on fire, lies are the least of my concerns. August 23 Arent people who say liar, liar pants on fire, technically liars? August 22 Hippos. They're hungry. August 21 If ninjas, pirates, robots and zombies fight, we all when. August 20 I just wanted a shirt that said pirates, zombies and ninjas. August 19 Cannibals. Proving that sometimes you actually are what you eat. August 18 It's ok to be unique, just be prepared to be made fun of. August 17 Growth. It leads to new heights. August 16 If you dont like scary movies you have mummy issues. August 15 (everyother word upside down) My shirt was scrambled in the dryer August 14 There's only one eye in pirate August 13 Hair doesnt make the person, the person makes the hair. Literally August 12 Breakfast. Where cereal killers are born. August 11 Breakfast. The number one cause of cereal killers. August 10 Cannibals. You are what you eat. August 9 Space shirts are out of this world! August 8 If knowing is half the battle, shouldnt we know the other half? August 7 Inertia. It's got your back. August 6 If you still havent found what you're looking for, try Ctrl + F. August 5 If you actually could reach the stars you'd be dead. August 4 I have a staring problem and Im not afraid to use it. August 3 Subtraction jokes, its a different kind of humor. August 2 Cartoons lie. Dogs dont talk and turtles arent ninjas. August 1 Mimes are ninja clowns. July 31 Caution. Alien may burst from chest. July 30 Ive been sent from the future to warn you that the Jetsons lied. July 29 Actually, playing by ear would be quite painful. July 28 Fun and games. Our nations number one eye remover. July 27 Im not going to lie, my pet dinosaur doesnt like you. July 26 Secret handshakes spread secret germs July 25 This is the part where we do the secret handshake. July 24 To further prove your point, try sharpening it. July 23 Ask me about how I dont like for people to ask me questions. July 22 Dislocations get me out of joint. July 21 Actually, it's a pretty big world. July 20 I dont care that Im apathetic. July 19 Im not sure how I did it, ask my adverb. July 18 Twister makes boys into men. July 17 Trust me. My shirt says so! July 16 Aha, Ive caught you reading my shirt. July 15 (printed on red shirt)Im green with envy that I am colorblind. July 14 Action verbs made me do it. July 13 Dont blame me, blame the action verbs. July 12 Paranoia. It's going to get you. July 11 Sales are a big deal. July 10 Sometimes I put a blanket around my head and pretend Im a Ninja. July 9 AWOL pirates are just playing hookie. July 8 You will read this shirt, sheep. July 7 I eat my words daily to have regular vowel movements. July 6 Im hooked on Pirate jokes. July 5 Eating your words can lead to vowel movements. July 4 (front) Bad news (back) You just wasted ten seconds of your life. July 3 Raise your hook if you're a pirate. July 2 (front) Guess what?(back) My shirt has nothing important to say. July 1 This shirt is our common denominator. June 30 GPS has made taking a step in the right direction a lot easier. June 29 Be prepared for the zombie invasion. It's a no-brainer. June 28 Hamsters are the brains of the operations. June 27 You never forget the first time you... uh... June 26 If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, Id gladly eat my words. June 25 I like to talk about food in case I have to eat my words. June 24 Dont you hate when people ask a question and then answer it? I do June 23 Shirts were meant to be free, stop the tagging. June 22 If I had to describe myself, adjectives work the best. June 21 Pirates arent all that bad, they arrgh just misunderstood June 20 If you see the world with colored glasses you might have pink eye June 19 When push comes to shove, you probably need to pull on the door. June 18 I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV. June 17 Persuasion. You'll come around to it. June 16 Zombie police take a bite out of crime and criminals. June 15 Ask me about the person wearing this shirt. June 14 Marsupials. Hot pockets of the animal kingdom June 13 Everytime you blink, you give Ninjas a chance to attack. June 12 Candy flavored medicine. Making kids addicted to drugs daily. June 11 The hamster in my brain sold his wheel and bought a recliner. Double negatives see the glass as empty June 10 (written in eye exam pattern) This is a free eye exam. June 9 Life was easier when all we had to do was connect the dots. June 8 I don't have OCD. (small)There were 12 letters in that sentence. June 7 OCD. It gets the wrinkles out of life. June 6 If these walls could talk, that would be really creepy. June 5 Being open minded makes it easier for Zombies June 4 Sign language is best left unsaid. June 3 Dear Diary. It was a bad idea to put diary entries on my shirt. June 2 Sunglasses are shady. June 1 I'm not a zombie, I just need sleep. May 31 Im a chill pill junkie. May 30 Meteors. The original rock stars. May 29 When zombies come for our brains you have nothing to worry about. May 28 I'm not dying... my hamster just fell off his wheel. May 27 Tuba players always had trouble getting on the band wagon. May 26 Inertia. It moves me. May 25 Why cut, when you can copy and paste? May 24 Does a blind school of fish have any pupils? May 23 Singers duet the best. May 22 Who lives in a glass house anyways? May 21 This shirt has writing on the back (back) Did you not believe me? May 20 Magnets are so attractive. May 19 I hugged a tree and all I got was poison ivy. May 18 The highlights of my life come in yellow, green or pink. May 17 Squirrels. Nature's stunt devils. May 16 My brain is so big that zombies come by twice a week for lunch. May 15 Losers. Even self fives leave them hanging. May 14 Clapping one's hands does not prove happiness. May 13 Under there? (back of shirt) I just made you say underwear. May 12 Sometimes I put my hand over my eye and pretend I'm a pirate May 11 Rain Dancing. The best way to dance up a storm. May 10 Build a bridge and get over it... and then set up a toll booth. May 9 Sleeping with one eye open makes me have a lazy eye. May 8 Clowns. They'll come for you while you sleep. May 7 I scream, you scream, we all scream for axe murderers May 6 This shirt has been known to cause outbreaks of reading. May 5 Beware of robots, they byte. May 4 Zombies bite the hand that feeds them. May 3 I lived when the Brontosaurus still existed. May 2 World peace is all the rage. May 1 I draw my own conclusions... usually with crayons. April 30 In space, no one can hear you scream for dehyrdrated ice cream. April 29 Paranoia. It's right behind you. April 28 Being a Jukebox hero requires a lot of quarters. April 27 Physicists know what's a matter. April 26 When I was young I threw building block parties. April 25 If you are round arent you technically in shape? April 24 If knowing is half the battle, why is the other half a mystery? April 23 Actions speak louder than words because they are hard of hearing. April 22 Having skeletons in your closet keeps the boogy man away. April 21 What would you compare juxtaposition to? April 20 Waiters. They bring it! April 19 On the other hand, Pirates have a hook. April 18 Ironically, you can't play Uno by yourself. April 17 Skin is the glue that keeps me together. April 16 By the time you finish reading this, the future will have arrived April 15 Horses are the glue that hold us together. April 14 What if all "what if" statements were not true? April 13 Solitaire is best played with friends April 12 Ambidextrous people are only right about half the time. April 11 Grammar nerds preposition their dates. April 10 A cliche a day keeps originality away. April 9 The easiest way to draw attention is with pencil and paper. April 8 My favorite dinosaur was the Thesaurus. April 7 Love stinks. Relationships sour. But shirts always have your back April 6 I make important decisions with my fingers crossed, just in case. April 5 Erosion eats away at me. April 4 Lazy people cease the day. April 3 Thesauruses were the nerds of the dinosaur kingdom. April 2 Trust me. I'm wearing a shirt that says Trust me. April 1 Spoons. They cause quite the stir March 31 Leaving no stone unturned helps me find the coolest bugs March 30 Fiction books can't be trusted. March 29 Keep it down, my foot's trying to sleep. March 28 Some people are destined for greatness... and then there is you. March 27 Always use proper grammar when in court or you might be sentenced This shirt was made from recycled words. Never kill a wordsmith or you'll be sentenced to death. March 26 If cats have nine lives, maybe we should all sleep more. March 25 My pet dragon told me that I shouldn't make things up. March 24 Fun fact. Facts are rarely fun. March 23 Zombies like to pull your leg. March 22 I get high off fives. March 21 Skin. It's on my nerves. March 20 The average Math Nerd has 3.14 friends. 3.14 out of 5 Mathematicians agree, Pie is a delicious dessert. March 19 Meddling kids and their dogs ruined my best evil plans. Booby traps are false advertising. March 18 I dont need the approval of others. Is that ok with you? March 17 The early bird may get the worm but the night owl gets tacos. Who wants to get up early if your reward is a worm? March 16 I guess the best way to describe myself is with an adjective. Verbs move me. March 15 Never trust a tree. They are shady characters. The pot that called the kettle black was a racist. March 14 When I get rich I'm going to build a hotel on a boardwalk. Pyromaniacs always make sure what they are wearing matches. March 13 Hypothetically speaking, what if we all spoke in hypotheticals? March 12 I used to Ctrl+x, now I Ctrl+c and Ctr+v. March 11 Im not a Ctrl+Cer March 10 Love stinks, relationships sour, but video games can be reset. Never argue with a 90 degree angle. They are always right. March 9 Abracadabra... this rabbit is now a shirt. March 8 Death. It runs in my family. March 7 Without my clothes, I feel naked. March 6 Turtle shells are the number one cause of driving related deaths. Who? What?When? Where?Why? How? How often? To what extent? March 5 Video games taught me the answer to any problem is to jump on it. Hot air balloons. They're full of it March 4 Stop, hammer time caused the great carpenter's strike of 1990. A goose has never given me bumps, ever. Im done, but please dont stick a fork in me, that would hurt! March 3 Squirrels. Nature's hobbits. I used to cut. Now I just copy and paste. March 2 Im not a cutter. Im a copier and paster. Oxymorons are schizophrenics. Snooze buttons give dreams a second chance. March 1 Fill in the blanks. They're _______. February 28 If knowing is half the battle, why don't we know the other half? Homonyms are the schizophrenics of the grammar world. February 27 Gamma rays are eco friendly. They help you go green. Books are such a novel idea. February 26 The second you are born, you start dying... Have a nice day! February 25 Frequency. It hertz. February 24 Centaurs. The original hybrid. February 23 Plagiarizing schizophrenics steal ideas from themselves. If rainbows are supposed to be happy, why are they frowning? February 21-22 The average person is tired of being included in statistics. (small)If you can read this, you are close enough for me to pinch Editors. They make a long story short. Mathematicians will never get along. There is too much division. February 20 Buoyancy. It's what floats my boat. Restless leg syndrome is just feet suffering from insomnia. February 19 Doorbells killed the knock knock joke. February 18 Rainbows are only a myth to the color blind. Zombish. It's a dead language. Legos. The building blocks of dreams... and tiny yellow people. Always looking on the bright side of life will make you go blind February 17 Electrons have a negative outlook on life. Now start over and read this with a British accent. You can't always get what you want. Unless you have a genie. I sing all the wrong lyrics. February 16 Mummies are too wrapped in their own lives to care about you. Platypus. The original freak of nature. February 15 Money. Actually, it does grow on trees. Actually, money does grow on trees. (printed on sleeve) Shirts are my tattoos. February 14 (printed on waistline) Who needs belts with a shirt like this. (printed on neckline) I used to have a collar here but it popped. Mitosis. Proving that breaking up is hard to do. February 13 (printed on neckline) I used to have a collar here but it popped. Genes. They control my life. February 12 My dream date involves the moon, a unicorn and zombies. Rock, Paper, Scissors. The original system of checks and balances February 11 Alarm Clocks. Crushing dreams one morning at a time. February 10 The only thing keeping me together right now is my skin. I zinc we have good chemistry. Angles are acute as a button One man's junk is another man's family jewels. February 7-9 Zombies. They are anything but a no-brainer. Momentum. It's behind you. Momentum. It keeps you going. Scarecrows. They are no brainers. The Past. It's behind you. Momentum. It's got your back. February 6 Nerves. They feel your pain. February 5 Awkward silences... Ellipsis... The awkward silences of the grammar world. I think my alphabet soup is trying to tell me something. February 4 Anteater's killed my dad's sister. Shadows. Nature's stalkers. Shadows are nature's stalkers. February 3 Cats are black market tongue dealers. Sulfuric acid. Melts in your mouth and through your hands. Pendulums swing both ways. C4 is da bomb! Actually, Turtles would make horrible ninjas. In real life, Plumbers never get the girl. Try telling roadkill that slow and steady wins the race. Math Nerds eat their pizza using the FOIL method. February 2 Mathematicians wrap their sandwiches using the FOIL method. Mondays. Ruining weekends since creation. Monday. Ruining the weekend since creation. February 1 Never date comic book collectors. They have issues. January 31 And when God created Monday He said, Dear Me, what have I done. Mondays should be illegal. January 30 Pretzels have twisted souls. January 29 In theory, using "in theory" makes everything possible. January 28 Clowns are no laughing matter. January 27 If knowing is half the battle, is ignorance the other half? January 26 Mathematicians make great dancers because they have Logarithm. Lumberjacks make poor rappers because they have no Logarithm. January 25 Eye sea homophones. Fact: Feeding pizza to turtles will turn them into ninjas. January 24 Rain. Nature's defense against Witches. January 23 Inertia moves me. January 22 The cow that jumped over the moon was legendairy. Fact. Feeding pizza to your turtles will turn them into ninjas. Clowns are proof that the Devil is real and he has a big red nose January 21 I saw some dangling modifiers watching late night TV. Clowns are proof that the Devil is real. Everytime the world tries to hold me back, Inertia keeps me going January 20 The absence of light is the new black. This shirt has been censored because of dangling modifiers. January 19 All math nerds are created congruent. All math nerds were created congruent. January 18 Magic 8 Ball. Because sometimes you need a toy to guide your life January 17 Ive got a fever and the only prescription is more medicine. January 16 Whenever I get lost in Trigonometry, I just follow the Cosines. January 15 Is the key to avoiding sentence fragments. The key to avoiding sentence fragments is. It's hard to live life on the edge when you are scared of heights January 14 If the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie... you'd be dead. Buttons are actually not all that cute. Cute as a button? Since when are buttons cute? January 13 When the lights go out... (glow ink) I go to sleep. Good night. The first word of this sentence is a capitalist. January 12 Goliath was a gentile giant. Inertia. It keeps me going. When I feel like stopping, Inertia keeps me going. January 11 When it rains cats and dogs, be careful not to step in a poodle. January 10 The theory of relativity is that everyone in the south is related The theory of relativity is looking for dates at a family reunion January 9 Semi colons can cause painful vowel movements. You should feel how soft this shirt is. Go ahead, touch it. January 8 My dog ate my math homework and left the remainder on the lawn. I have OCD but my ADD wont let me focus long enough to organize.. January 7 Beware of Pretzels. They have a twisted sense of humor. January 6 Video killed the radio star in the library with the rope. January 5 Id wear a Turtleneck if it came with a shell, a mask and a sword. January 4 Im cuckoo for onomatopoeias. January 3 My snooze button is my Master. January 2 Number 2 pencils write the best toilet humor. January 1 Be kind to your Cavities, they have fillings too. December 31 Zombies got a fever and the only prescription is more Brain Cells December 30 Being Brutally Honest got me arrested on Assault Charges. True story. Non-fiction books are the best. December 29 Actually, Medicine is the best Medicine. Onomatopoeias are all the buzz. December 28 Laughter is the best medicine... if you are looking to stay sick. December 27 (letters on post it notes) I get bored at Work. December 26 The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and clowns. (Words On Post it Notes) I got bored at work and made this shirt. December 25 A mind is a terrible thing to waste. A mime on the other hand... December 24 Just so you know, if I become a Zombie, Im coming for your brains If you were in my shoes, you would be wearing this shirt. December 23 Deja Vu. The feeling you get when you read this shirt again. To read this shirt please enter your mother's maiden name. December 22 Rub a dub dub, Three men in a tub... is awkward. December 21 If I come back as a Zombie, can I eat your Brains? December 20 Hay Farmers just want a Bale out. December 19 Has anyone ever actually been given Lemons by Life? December 18 To make a Long Story Short, see the Movie. .yldneirF cixelsyD si trihs sihT Dyslexics of the World etinU. This Shirt was printed with Special Ink that only Losers can see. December 17 Revenge is a Dish best served Cold... with Rat Poison. Awkward is Staring at someone else's Chest. December 16 This shirt glows (regular and glow ink) when Goblins are Near. Maps. They're headed in the Right Direction December 15 This shirt glows when Goblins are Near. (Glow) Goblins are Near! Dictionaries help build definition. Dictionaries know the meaning of life. Working out with Dictionaries gives you Definition. December 14 Your Mom. She's always there for You when you need a comeback. December 13 Your Mom. Providing comebacks since the Beginning of Time. December 12 If you read this shirt again, You'll have Deja Vu. Slow Clap. Because nothing says Job well done Better. Give Subtraction a chance. It just wants to make a Difference. December 11 Subtraction just wants to make a Difference. The Dictionary called. It wants you to look up the word Failure. By the time you read this, you will have this read. Why isnt Palindrome a Palindrome? December 10 In the Race against Time, there are no Winners, only Seconds. December 9 Self High Fives never leave you Hanging. Birds Don't Plan anything out. They just Wing It. December 8 The Mime is a Terrible Thing to Waste..... Time on. Great Mimes Blink Alike December 7 I fought the Law and the Law Tazed me Bro! December 6 Your mom called. She said that's not what she said. December 5 Fact: Strawberry Fields are not Forever, but only Seasonal. In a Dog eat Dog World, the Weiner Dog is the First to go. December 4 Contrary to popular belief, Strawberry Fields are not Forever December 3 Reading this Shirt will make you Yawn. December 2 Love Stinks. Relationships Sour. But Video Games never leave Me. December 1 Shhh. Be quiet. My Foot's Asleep. Never trust a Robot with Glowing Eyes(O's in Robot Glow as eyes) November 30 Robots have too much iron in their diet. November 29 Brain Freezes are the leading cause of Numb Skulls. November 28 Witty one-liner encapsulating powerful insight. November 27 Fried Chicken always leaves a Fowl Taste in my mouth. November 26 Life likes me Better, Life gives me Lemonade. November 25 When Life gets You Down, Remember, it once gave you Free Lemons. November 24 There are only 86,400 seconds in a day. You just wasted 5 of them Rabbits have bad hare days November 23 My Thumbs need Textual Healing. November 22 I used to be in a Garage Band. But they were all a bunch of tools November 21 I Used To Play In A Garage Band, But There Was a Sale. November 20 If Only It Was The Right to Bear Arms. Bear Arms Are Ferocious. There are only 2 certainties in life, Death and You Reading This. November 19 This Shirt has a British Accent. Cheeri-o. November 18 Say No to the 2nd Amendment. Because Bears want their Arms Back. November 17 I'm living in a material world and I left my sewing kit at home. November 16 Clapping is giving yourself a high-five November 15 Sharks like their Jellyfish Sandwiches without the Crustaceans November 14 Gravity is holding me back from Reaching for the Stars. November 13 Immortals for life! November 12 The World has gone Nuts and I'm all out of Squirrels. November 11 Ive been learning Mind Control. Im making you Read this Shirt. November 10 Sticks and Stones may Break my Bones but Nerds will never Hurt Me I was out of town for my anniversary, so here are my slogans for Friday - Sunday November 7-9 This shirt is well read. Penguins are nature's snobs. (words in shape of TV, repeated) The TV told me to do it November 6, 2008 The Rain irrigates me November 5, 2008 Vote for change! Re-elect Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson. November 4, 2008 (Strikethrough of Love/Hates in UV INK) The Sun Loves (Hates) You November 3, 2008 Magnum (PI symbol) (Glow ink) Glow (UV ink) Ray (Regular ink) Me I sing like an amputee. Can't hold a note, can't carry a tune. November 2, 2008 (regular ink) Now you see me. (glow ink) Now you dont... Doh! November 1, 2008 (regular ink) I have no tan (UV ink) lines October 31, 2008 (regular ink) Caution (glow ink) Radioactive October 30, 2008 Support Breast Feeding. There's a sucker born every minute. October 29, 2008 Wanted: 1 Ergonomic mate. Safe, comfortable and easy to use. October 28, 2008 The geeks shall inherit middle earth List of other people's 365 blogs Maltzmania's Brentendo Krokun's Ivejustquitsmoking's FRICKINAWESOME's Lunchboxbrain's jess4002's DavidfromDallas' Larlar's...sorta Courtney pie's nathanwpyle Malk.com's Retroludo's
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