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TimScribble
TimScribble aka Timothy J Scribbleton the IV is a 28.65 year old boy, has been a member since March 7, 2006, has scored 5747 submissions, giving an average score of 1.60.
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Following the lead of the 365 Slogan Blog

Ive decided to give it a try also.

So give them a vote

October 28

Spelling errors are pretty comma.

Actually, having a monkey on your back would be pretty sweet


October 27

My Russian mail order bride is the perfect Czech mate.

October 26

Unlike most people, I like having a Monkey on my back.

October 25

Many hands may make light work, but they also make you a mutant

October 24

I like to put me hand over me eye and pretend Im a pirate.

October 23

Actually the meek already inherited the earth but no one noticed

October 22

I kept my fingers crossed and all I got was arthritis.

October 21

Ghosts make me boo my pants.

October 20

Im using mind control to make you yawn.

October 19

If life is a highway, I hope I'm on the on ramp and not the exit.

October 18

Zombies. The ultimate brain drain.

October 17

Being the spitting image of someone would be quite disgusting.

October 16

Pirating. It's not fun and games until someone loses an eye.

October 15

Cutting corners keeps my life rounded.

October 14

I find traps captivating.

October 13

Zombies lack the proper coordination to be good dancers.

October 12

When fighting zombies, avoid being the brains of the operation.

October 11

If you have butterflies in your stomach, the acid will kill them.

October 10

When fighting zombies, dont be the brains of the operation.

October 9

Zombies are a real drain on the brain.

October 8

Leaches are such a drain.

October 7

Safety first! So when you are being stupid later, you wont die.

October 6

Zombies run on brain power.

October 5

Dont make me draw my finger guns.

October 4

When the Zombie apocalypse comes, I can't wait to call in undead.

October 3

Zombies are in your movies, nomming your brains.

October 2

Who needs weapons when you got finger guns?

October 1

Curiosity is a serial cat killer.

September 30

Curiosity. It hates cats.

September 29

This shirt was tagged and returned to the wild.

September 28

If you reading this in English then the subtitles must be on.

September 27

(front) I used to cut... (back) Now I copy and paste.

September 26

Telepathy speaks its mind.

September 25

Speaking from the heart would be a scientific miracle.

September 24

Throwing People under the bus may be fun but I think it's illegal

September 23

When you rant and rave, make sure you bring your glow sticks.

September 22

Wearing your heart on your sleeve can lead to serious infections.

September 21

Following in the footsteps of my idols got me a restraining order

September 20

If Im wearing my heart on my sleeve, please find my killer.

September 19

Being the bomb would actually be quite painful.

September 18

This could have all been prevented if you had your cootie shot.

September 17

This is my venture outside shirt.

September 16

I have no earthly idea. But I do have some Mars based theories.

September 15

Kick me signs are the real reason we have violence in schools.

September 14

Curiosity killed the cat with the revolver in the library.

September 13

Why isnt palindrom a palindrome?

September 12

TV taught me that all problems can be solved in an hour or less.

September 11

Cutting corners leaves me well rounded

September 10

Typos compete me.

September 9

I like to put me hand over me eye and pretend that I be a Pirate.

September 8

Suspenders. They lift me up.

September 7

Leaving no stone unturned got me a spider bite.

September 6

My milkshake brings all the insects to the yard.

September 5

In what world does paper beat rock?

September 4

Literally speaking, monologue.

September 3

Why in the world would someone live in a glass house?

September 2

Actually, Rock would tear right through paper.

September 1

To make a long story short, skip to the last page.

August 31

Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... Patience.

August 30

Math. It's easy as 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197...

August 29

Im using mind control to make you read this shirt.

August 28

Don't be alarmed, but I am from the past... and so are you.

August 27

If my pants are on fire, dont make it worse by calling me a liar.

August 26

Ask me about how I hate when people ask me questions.

August 25

Zombies are misunderstood. All they really want is knowledge.

August 24

If my pants are on fire, lies are the least of my concerns.

August 23

Arent people who say liar, liar pants on fire, technically liars?

August 22

Hippos. They're hungry.

August 21

If ninjas, pirates, robots and zombies fight, we all when.

August 20

I just wanted a shirt that said pirates, zombies and ninjas.

August 19

Cannibals. Proving that sometimes you actually are what you eat.

August 18

It's ok to be unique, just be prepared to be made fun of.

August 17

Growth. It leads to new heights.

August 16

If you dont like scary movies you have mummy issues.

August 15

(everyother word upside down) My shirt was scrambled in the dryer

August 14

There's only one eye in pirate

August 13

Hair doesnt make the person, the person makes the hair. Literally

August 12

Breakfast. Where cereal killers are born.

August 11

Breakfast. The number one cause of cereal killers.

August 10

Cannibals. You are what you eat.

August 9

Space shirts are out of this world!

August 8

If knowing is half the battle, shouldnt we know the other half?

August 7

Inertia. It's got your back.

August 6

If you still havent found what you're looking for, try Ctrl + F.

August 5

If you actually could reach the stars you'd be dead.

August 4

I have a staring problem and Im not afraid to use it.

August 3

Subtraction jokes, its a different kind of humor.

August 2

Cartoons lie. Dogs dont talk and turtles arent ninjas.

August 1

Mimes are ninja clowns.

July 31

Caution. Alien may burst from chest.

July 30

Ive been sent from the future to warn you that the Jetsons lied.

July 29

Actually, playing by ear would be quite painful.

July 28

Fun and games. Our nations number one eye remover.

July 27

Im not going to lie, my pet dinosaur doesnt like you.

July 26

Secret handshakes spread secret germs

July 25

This is the part where we do the secret handshake.

July 24

To further prove your point, try sharpening it.

July 23

Ask me about how I dont like for people to ask me questions.

July 22

Dislocations get me out of joint.

July 21

Actually, it's a pretty big world.

July 20

I dont care that Im apathetic.

July 19

Im not sure how I did it, ask my adverb.

July 18

Twister makes boys into men.

July 17

Trust me. My shirt says so!

July 16

Aha, Ive caught you reading my shirt.

July 15

(printed on red shirt)Im green with envy that I am colorblind.

July 14

Action verbs made me do it.

July 13

Dont blame me, blame the action verbs.

July 12

Paranoia. It's going to get you.

July 11

Sales are a big deal.

July 10

Sometimes I put a blanket around my head and pretend Im a Ninja.

July 9

AWOL pirates are just playing hookie.

July 8

You will read this shirt, sheep.

July 7

I eat my words daily to have regular vowel movements.

July 6

Im hooked on Pirate jokes.

July 5

Eating your words can lead to vowel movements.

July 4

(front) Bad news (back) You just wasted ten seconds of your life.

July 3

Raise your hook if you're a pirate.

July 2

(front) Guess what?(back) My shirt has nothing important to say.

July 1

This shirt is our common denominator.

June 30

GPS has made taking a step in the right direction a lot easier.

June 29

Be prepared for the zombie invasion. It's a no-brainer.

June 28

Hamsters are the brains of the operations.

June 27

You never forget the first time you... uh...

June 26

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, Id gladly eat my words.

June 25

I like to talk about food in case I have to eat my words.

June 24

Dont you hate when people ask a question and then answer it? I do

June 23

Shirts were meant to be free, stop the tagging.

June 22

If I had to describe myself, adjectives work the best.

June 21

Pirates arent all that bad, they arrgh just misunderstood

June 20

If you see the world with colored glasses you might have pink eye

June 19

When push comes to shove, you probably need to pull on the door.

June 18

I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

June 17

Persuasion. You'll come around to it.

June 16

Zombie police take a bite out of crime and criminals.

June 15

Ask me about the person wearing this shirt.

June 14

Marsupials. Hot pockets of the animal kingdom

June 13

Everytime you blink, you give Ninjas a chance to attack.

June 12

Candy flavored medicine. Making kids addicted to drugs daily.

June 11

The hamster in my brain sold his wheel and bought a recliner.

Double negatives see the glass as empty


June 10

(written in eye exam pattern) This is a free eye exam.

June 9

Life was easier when all we had to do was connect the dots.

June 8

I don't have OCD. (small)There were 12 letters in that sentence.

June 7

OCD. It gets the wrinkles out of life.

June 6

If these walls could talk, that would be really creepy.

June 5

Being open minded makes it easier for Zombies

June 4

Sign language is best left unsaid.

June 3

Dear Diary. It was a bad idea to put diary entries on my shirt.

June 2

Sunglasses are shady.

June 1

I'm not a zombie, I just need sleep.

May 31

Im a chill pill junkie.

May 30

Meteors. The original rock stars.

May 29

When zombies come for our brains you have nothing to worry about.

May 28

I'm not dying... my hamster just fell off his wheel.

May 27

Tuba players always had trouble getting on the band wagon.

May 26

Inertia. It moves me.

May 25

Why cut, when you can copy and paste?

May 24

Does a blind school of fish have any pupils?

May 23

Singers duet the best.

May 22

Who lives in a glass house anyways?

May 21

This shirt has writing on the back (back) Did you not believe me?

May 20

Magnets are so attractive.

May 19

I hugged a tree and all I got was poison ivy.

May 18

The highlights of my life come in yellow, green or pink.

May 17

Squirrels. Nature's stunt devils.

May 16

My brain is so big that zombies come by twice a week for lunch.

May 15

Losers. Even self fives leave them hanging.

May 14

Clapping one's hands does not prove happiness.

May 13

Under there? (back of shirt) I just made you say underwear.

May 12

Sometimes I put my hand over my eye and pretend I'm a pirate

May 11

Rain Dancing. The best way to dance up a storm.

May 10

Build a bridge and get over it... and then set up a toll booth.

May 9

Sleeping with one eye open makes me have a lazy eye.

May 8

Clowns. They'll come for you while you sleep.

May 7

I scream, you scream, we all scream for axe murderers

May 6

This shirt has been known to cause outbreaks of reading.

May 5

Beware of robots, they byte.

May 4

Zombies bite the hand that feeds them.

May 3

I lived when the Brontosaurus still existed.

May 2

World peace is all the rage.

May 1

I draw my own conclusions... usually with crayons.

April 30

In space, no one can hear you scream for dehyrdrated ice cream.

April 29

Paranoia. It's right behind you.

April 28

Being a Jukebox hero requires a lot of quarters.

April 27

Physicists know what's a matter.

April 26

When I was young I threw building block parties.

April 25

If you are round arent you technically in shape?

April 24

If knowing is half the battle, why is the other half a mystery?

April 23

Actions speak louder than words because they are hard of hearing.

April 22

Having skeletons in your closet keeps the boogy man away.

April 21

What would you compare juxtaposition to?

April 20

Waiters. They bring it!

April 19

On the other hand, Pirates have a hook.

April 18

Ironically, you can't play Uno by yourself.

April 17

Skin is the glue that keeps me together.

April 16

By the time you finish reading this, the future will have arrived

April 15

Horses are the glue that hold us together.

April 14

What if all "what if" statements were not true?

April 13

Solitaire is best played with friends

April 12

Ambidextrous people are only right about half the time.

April 11

Grammar nerds preposition their dates.

April 10

A cliche a day keeps originality away.

April 9

The easiest way to draw attention is with pencil and paper.

April 8

My favorite dinosaur was the Thesaurus.

April 7

Love stinks. Relationships sour. But shirts always have your back

April 6

I make important decisions with my fingers crossed, just in case.

April 5

Erosion eats away at me.

April 4

Lazy people cease the day.

April 3

Thesauruses were the nerds of the dinosaur kingdom.

April 2

Trust me. I'm wearing a shirt that says Trust me.

April 1

Spoons. They cause quite the stir

March 31

Leaving no stone unturned helps me find the coolest bugs

March 30

Fiction books can't be trusted.

March 29

Keep it down, my foot's trying to sleep.

March 28

Some people are destined for greatness... and then there is you.

March 27

Always use proper grammar when in court or you might be sentenced

This shirt was made from recycled words.

Never kill a wordsmith or you'll be sentenced to death.


March 26

If cats have nine lives, maybe we should all sleep more.

March 25

My pet dragon told me that I shouldn't make things up.

March 24

Fun fact. Facts are rarely fun.

March 23

Zombies like to pull your leg.

March 22

I get high off fives.

March 21

Skin. It's on my nerves.

March 20

The average Math Nerd has 3.14 friends.

3.14 out of 5 Mathematicians agree, Pie is a delicious dessert.


March 19

Meddling kids and their dogs ruined my best evil plans.

Booby traps are false advertising.


March 18

I dont need the approval of others. Is that ok with you?

March 17

The early bird may get the worm but the night owl gets tacos.

Who wants to get up early if your reward is a worm?


March 16

I guess the best way to describe myself is with an adjective.

Verbs move me.


March 15

Never trust a tree. They are shady characters.

The pot that called the kettle black was a racist.


March 14

When I get rich I'm going to build a hotel on a boardwalk.

Pyromaniacs always make sure what they are wearing matches.


March 13

Hypothetically speaking, what if we all spoke in hypotheticals?

March 12

I used to Ctrl+x, now I Ctrl+c and Ctr+v.

March 11

Im not a Ctrl+Cer

March 10

Love stinks, relationships sour, but video games can be reset.

Never argue with a 90 degree angle. They are always right.


March 9

Abracadabra... this rabbit is now a shirt.

March 8

Death. It runs in my family.

March 7

Without my clothes, I feel naked.

March 6

Turtle shells are the number one cause of driving related deaths.

Who? What?When? Where?Why? How? How often? To what extent?


March 5

Video games taught me the answer to any problem is to jump on it.

Hot air balloons. They're full of it


March 4

Stop, hammer time caused the great carpenter's strike of 1990.

A goose has never given me bumps, ever.

Im done, but please dont stick a fork in me, that would hurt!


March 3

Squirrels. Nature's hobbits.

I used to cut. Now I just copy and paste.


March 2

Im not a cutter. Im a copier and paster.

Oxymorons are schizophrenics.

Snooze buttons give dreams a second chance.


March 1

Fill in the blanks. They're _______.

February 28

If knowing is half the battle, why don't we know the other half?

Homonyms are the schizophrenics of the grammar world.


February 27

Gamma rays are eco friendly. They help you go green.

Books are such a novel idea.


February 26

The second you are born, you start dying... Have a nice day!

February 25

Frequency. It hertz.

February 24

Centaurs. The original hybrid.

February 23

Plagiarizing schizophrenics steal ideas from themselves.

If rainbows are supposed to be happy, why are they frowning?


February 21-22

The average person is tired of being included in statistics.

(small)If you can read this, you are close enough for me to pinch

Editors. They make a long story short.

Mathematicians will never get along. There is too much division.


February 20

Buoyancy. It's what floats my boat.

Restless leg syndrome is just feet suffering from insomnia.


February 19

Doorbells killed the knock knock joke.

February 18

Rainbows are only a myth to the color blind.

Zombish. It's a dead language.

Legos. The building blocks of dreams... and tiny yellow people.

Always looking on the bright side of life will make you go blind


February 17

Electrons have a negative outlook on life.

Now start over and read this with a British accent.

You can't always get what you want. Unless you have a genie.

I sing all the wrong lyrics.


February 16

Mummies are too wrapped in their own lives to care about you.

Platypus. The original freak of nature.


February 15

Money. Actually, it does grow on trees.

Actually, money does grow on trees.

(printed on sleeve) Shirts are my tattoos.

February 14

(printed on waistline) Who needs belts with a shirt like this.

(printed on neckline) I used to have a collar here but it popped.

Mitosis. Proving that breaking up is hard to do.


February 13

(printed on neckline) I used to have a collar here but it popped.

Genes. They control my life.


February 12

My dream date involves the moon, a unicorn and zombies.

Rock, Paper, Scissors. The original system of checks and balances


February 11

Alarm Clocks. Crushing dreams one morning at a time.

February 10

The only thing keeping me together right now is my skin.


I zinc we have good chemistry.

Angles are acute as a button

One man's junk is another man's family jewels.


February 7-9

Zombies. They are anything but a no-brainer.

Momentum. It's behind you.

Momentum. It keeps you going.

Scarecrows. They are no brainers.

The Past. It's behind you.

Momentum. It's got your back.


February 6

Nerves. They feel your pain.

February 5

Awkward silences...

Ellipsis... The awkward silences of the grammar world.

I think my alphabet soup is trying to tell me something.


February 4

Anteater's killed my dad's sister.

Shadows. Nature's stalkers.

Shadows are nature's stalkers.


February 3

Cats are black market tongue dealers.

Sulfuric acid. Melts in your mouth and through your hands.

Pendulums swing both ways.

C4 is da bomb!

Actually, Turtles would make horrible ninjas.

In real life, Plumbers never get the girl.

Try telling roadkill that slow and steady wins the race.

Math Nerds eat their pizza using the FOIL method.


February 2

Mathematicians wrap their sandwiches using the FOIL method.

Mondays. Ruining weekends since creation.

Monday. Ruining the weekend since creation.


February 1

Never date comic book collectors. They have issues.

January 31

And when God created Monday He said, Dear Me, what have I done.

Mondays should be illegal.

January 30

Pretzels have twisted souls.

January 29

In theory, using "in theory" makes everything possible.

January 28

Clowns are no laughing matter.

January 27

If knowing is half the battle, is ignorance the other half?

January 26

Mathematicians make great dancers because they have Logarithm.

Lumberjacks make poor rappers because they have no Logarithm.


January 25

Eye sea homophones.

Fact: Feeding pizza to turtles will turn them into ninjas.


January 24

Rain. Nature's defense against Witches.

January 23

Inertia moves me.

January 22


The cow that jumped over the moon was legendairy.

Fact. Feeding pizza to your turtles will turn them into ninjas.

Clowns are proof that the Devil is real and he has a big red nose


January 21

I saw some dangling modifiers watching late night TV.

Clowns are proof that the Devil is real.

Everytime the world tries to hold me back, Inertia keeps me going


January 20

The absence of light is the new black.

This shirt has been censored because of dangling modifiers.


January 19

All math nerds are created congruent.

All math nerds were created congruent.


January 18

Magic 8 Ball. Because sometimes you need a toy to guide your life

January 17

Ive got a fever and the only prescription is more medicine.

January 16

Whenever I get lost in Trigonometry, I just follow the Cosines.

January 15

Is the key to avoiding sentence fragments.

The key to avoiding sentence fragments is.

It's hard to live life on the edge when you are scared of heights


January 14

If the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie... you'd be dead.

Buttons are actually not all that cute.

Cute as a button? Since when are buttons cute?


January 13

When the lights go out... (glow ink) I go to sleep. Good night.

The first word of this sentence is a capitalist.


January 12

Goliath was a gentile giant.

Inertia. It keeps me going.

When I feel like stopping, Inertia keeps me going.


January 11

When it rains cats and dogs, be careful not to step in a poodle.

January 10

The theory of relativity is that everyone in the south is related

The theory of relativity is looking for dates at a family reunion


January 9

Semi colons can cause painful vowel movements.

You should feel how soft this shirt is. Go ahead, touch it.


January 8

My dog ate my math homework and left the remainder on the lawn.

I have OCD but my ADD wont let me focus long enough to organize..


January 7

Beware of Pretzels. They have a twisted sense of humor.

January 6

Video killed the radio star in the library with the rope.

January 5

Id wear a Turtleneck if it came with a shell, a mask and a sword.

January 4

Im cuckoo for onomatopoeias.

January 3

My snooze button is my Master.

January 2

Number 2 pencils write the best toilet humor.

January 1

Be kind to your Cavities, they have fillings too.

December 31

Zombies got a fever and the only prescription is more Brain Cells

December 30

Being Brutally Honest got me arrested on Assault Charges.

True story. Non-fiction books are the best.


December 29

Actually, Medicine is the best Medicine.

Onomatopoeias are all the buzz.


December 28

Laughter is the best medicine... if you are looking to stay sick.

December 27

(letters on post it notes) I get bored at Work.

December 26

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and clowns.

(Words On Post it Notes) I got bored at work and made this shirt.


December 25

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. A mime on the other hand...

December 24

Just so you know, if I become a Zombie, Im coming for your brains

If you were in my shoes, you would be wearing this shirt.


December 23

Deja Vu. The feeling you get when you read this shirt again.

To read this shirt please enter your mother's maiden name.


December 22

Rub a dub dub, Three men in a tub... is awkward.

December 21



If I come back as a Zombie, can I eat your Brains?

December 20

Hay Farmers just want a Bale out.

December 19

Has anyone ever actually been given Lemons by Life?

December 18

To make a Long Story Short, see the Movie.

.yldneirF cixelsyD si trihs sihT

Dyslexics of the World etinU.

This Shirt was printed with Special Ink that only Losers can see.



December 17

Revenge is a Dish best served Cold... with Rat Poison.

Awkward is Staring at someone else's Chest.


December 16

This shirt glows (regular and glow ink) when Goblins are Near.

Maps. They're headed in the Right Direction



December 15


This shirt glows when Goblins are Near. (Glow) Goblins are Near!

Dictionaries help build definition.

Dictionaries know the meaning of life.

Working out with Dictionaries gives you Definition.


December 14

Your Mom. She's always there for You when you need a comeback.

December 13

Your Mom. Providing comebacks since the Beginning of Time.

December 12

If you read this shirt again, You'll have Deja Vu.

Slow Clap. Because nothing says Job well done Better.

Give Subtraction a chance. It just wants to make a Difference.


December 11

Subtraction just wants to make a Difference.

The Dictionary called. It wants you to look up the word Failure.

By the time you read this, you will have this read.

Why isnt Palindrome a Palindrome?


December 10

In the Race against Time, there are no Winners, only Seconds.

December 9

Self High Fives never leave you Hanging.

Birds Don't Plan anything out. They just Wing It.


December 8

The Mime is a Terrible Thing to Waste..... Time on.

Great Mimes Blink Alike


December 7

I fought the Law and the Law Tazed me Bro!

December 6

Your mom called. She said that's not what she said.

December 5

Fact: Strawberry Fields are not Forever, but only Seasonal.

In a Dog eat Dog World, the Weiner Dog is the First to go.


December 4

Contrary to popular belief, Strawberry Fields are not Forever

December 3

Reading this Shirt will make you Yawn.

December 2

Love Stinks. Relationships Sour. But Video Games never leave Me.

December 1

Shhh. Be quiet. My Foot's Asleep.

Never trust a Robot with Glowing Eyes(O's in Robot Glow as eyes)

November 30

Robots have too much iron in their diet.

November 29

Brain Freezes are the leading cause of Numb Skulls.

November 28

Witty one-liner encapsulating powerful insight.

November 27

Fried Chicken always leaves a Fowl Taste in my mouth.

November 26

Life likes me Better, Life gives me Lemonade.

November 25

When Life gets You Down, Remember, it once gave you Free Lemons.

November 24

There are only 86,400 seconds in a day. You just wasted 5 of them

Rabbits have bad hare days

November 23

My Thumbs need Textual Healing.

November 22

I used to be in a Garage Band. But they were all a bunch of tools

November 21

I Used To Play In A Garage Band, But There Was a Sale.

November 20

If Only It Was The Right to Bear Arms. Bear Arms Are Ferocious.

There are only 2 certainties in life, Death and You Reading This.

November 19

This Shirt has a British Accent. Cheeri-o.

November 18

Say No to the 2nd Amendment. Because Bears want their Arms Back.

November 17

I'm living in a material world and I left my sewing kit at home.

November 16

Clapping is giving yourself a high-five

November 15

Sharks like their Jellyfish Sandwiches without the Crustaceans

November 14

Gravity is holding me back from Reaching for the Stars.

November 13

Immortals for life!

November 12

The World has gone Nuts and I'm all out of Squirrels.

November 11

Ive been learning Mind Control. Im making you Read this Shirt.

November 10

Sticks and Stones may Break my Bones but Nerds will never Hurt Me

I was out of town for my anniversary, so here are my slogans for Friday - Sunday

November 7-9

This shirt is well read.

Penguins are nature's snobs.

(words in shape of TV, repeated) The TV told me to do it


November 6, 2008

The Rain irrigates me

November 5, 2008

Vote for change! Re-elect Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson.

November 4, 2008

(Strikethrough of Love/Hates in UV INK) The Sun Loves (Hates) You

November 3, 2008

Magnum (PI symbol)

(Glow ink) Glow (UV ink) Ray (Regular ink) Me

I sing like an amputee. Can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.

November 2, 2008

(regular ink) Now you see me. (glow ink) Now you dont... Doh!

November 1, 2008

(regular ink) I have no tan (UV ink) lines

October 31, 2008

(regular ink) Caution (glow ink) Radioactive

October 30, 2008

Support Breast Feeding. There's a sucker born every minute.

October 29, 2008

Wanted: 1 Ergonomic mate. Safe, comfortable and easy to use.

October 28, 2008

The geeks shall inherit middle earth



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Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 28 '08 at 9:27am
go go tim tim!
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 28 '08 at 9:29am
Thanks Maltz, I still think a shirt that just says, Maltz, Tora, Maltz, Tora... over and over would sell out.
t4sh4
t4sh4 on Oct 28 '08 at 9:30am
I'd buy that!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Oct 28 '08 at 9:31am
me too!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 28 '08 at 9:32am
haha i'd use it as a dish towel to clean all my Limted Edition Steve Plates
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 28 '08 at 9:32am
Lim Ted!
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 28 '08 at 9:43am
I hope to one day have a limted edition of the Tora/Maltz shirt.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Oct 28 '08 at 9:48am
each would come with an action figure in a blind box

you could get

Maltz - with super moar hats ability
Tora - with mega arm flailing switch
Grodle - (Tora & Maltz's enemy) with retractable donkey punch robot arm
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 28 '08 at 9:50am
But if you get both Tora and Maltz, do they assemble into some Voltron like figure?
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 28 '08 at 9:54am
haha moar hats. i forgot about that.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 28 '08 at 9:54am
god damn Grodle he's always stealing our grilled cheeses'
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Oct 28 '08 at 10:03am
I hate Grodle so much!! He used his evil power of persuasion to make my sister cook him a roast.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 29 '08 at 8:41am
Updated. Not a good one today, but it's still early.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 29 '08 at 10:40am
ergo

nomic
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 29 '08 at 10:44am
I want an ergonomic shirt, one that just puts it self on me and I makes me safe and comfy. Can threadless make this possible?
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 29 '08 at 10:50am
that would be sweet or like a Brookstone shirt that massages your lower back
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 29 '08 at 11:02am
Ha. And then clips your fingernails.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 30 '08 at 10:57am
Updated. Hooray for boobies.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 30 '08 at 10:58am
lulz
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 30 '08 at 11:00am
I dont think the slogans are getting as many votes as they used to. Not a lot of people at the new site maybe?
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 30 '08 at 11:01am
the newness is already wearing off?

either way the haters are still out there! haterrrrrrrrrrrrade
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 30 '08 at 11:03am
My favorite flavor of haterade is lemon libel.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 30 '08 at 11:23am
I prefer Glacier Face Fuck
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 30 '08 at 11:26am
That one always hurts.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 30 '08 at 11:27am
but it's so delicious
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 30 '08 at 11:29am
I bet it causes a brain freeze.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 31 '08 at 12:15pm
Update, but I couldnt think of anything today. Stressful day of work has put a strain on the brain.
Jellyes
Jellyes on Oct 31 '08 at 12:22pm
TimScribble
TimScribble on Oct 31 '08 at 12:29pm
Ill have to check when I get home, work wont let me see what you posted.
Jellyes
Jellyes on Oct 31 '08 at 1:02pm
it'll make all your worries
go away
for the rest of your days
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 31 '08 at 8:24pm
aw man, i rteally liked the "radioactive" idea.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 01 '08 at 12:30pm
Just goofing off with the UV ink today.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 01 '08 at 5:40pm
The race is on for the first UV slogan! I got one i'm putting up today too in a sec.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 03 '08 at 8:37am
Update today. I heard this I think in a bloodhound gang song once. Kinda crude, but oh well.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 03 '08 at 10:41am
Another update today, I really like this idea of using all the inks on one slogan. And a fun play on both science and the ol' tune.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 03 '08 at 11:36am
(regular ink) Now you see me. (glow ink) Now you dont... Doh!

Great use of two inks and a fun slogan either way. I'd add some "..." to the end of now you see me, but people get the point. Great work man!

ps- the amputee one cuts sloppy and deep like a far-sighted surgeon.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 03 '08 at 1:15pm
New one up. Unfortunately it wouldnt let me submit with the actual PI symbol π

But I thought Magnum π is great.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 03 '08 at 2:04pm
OMG, that is indeed funnily hilarious man!
krokun
krokun on Nov 03 '08 at 2:10pm
Go magnum!

We have to get a UV slogan printed. Have to!!!

Great work dude
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 04 '08 at 9:34am
Updated, Maltz helped me figure out how to place this one. It still isnt crystal clear.

Ideally, it would be something like this.

The Sun loves you
hates
The Sun loves you
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 04 '08 at 9:35am
Well, that didnt come out right.

The Sun loves you

In UV ink

The Sun loves

hates would appear above loves.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 04 '08 at 9:36am
hmm. I suck at HTML evidentally.

The sun loves you

Strikethrough would appear through loves in UV ink and Hates would appear above in UV ink.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 04 '08 at 9:39am
One last try

The Sun loves you

In UV ink - The Sun loves
Hates would appear above in UV
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 04 '08 at 9:39am
One last try

The Sun loves you

In UV ink - The Sun loves you
Hates would appear above in UV
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 04 '08 at 2:23pm
you are going ALL OUT on the UV inks, nice. I think we just might need to leave them up on our slogans pages no matter the score since Threadless might pick a clever one that hasn't resonated with the regular slogan voting crowd.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 05 '08 at 10:28am
New one up today in honor of the election and loose change everywhere.
krokun
krokun on Nov 05 '08 at 8:42pm
Sloganlove deposited.
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 06 '08 at 5:37pm
New one up. I need some help with developing this one. Trying to play on irritate and irrigate. Wonder if there is a better way to say the rain is irritating.
krokun
krokun on Nov 06 '08 at 8:06pm
You could try the other way around, as in something like "I irritate my garden daily"
3 days later
TimScribble
TimScribble on Nov 10 '08 at 10:13am
Hey guys, late update. I had my one year anniversary, so I gots excuses or something.

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