I have learned this, so now I quit at life...



I'm excited.

I have a ridiculous Minnesotan accent. I wasn't aware of this until two weeks ago.

absolutely stunning.

i need to play some flash games.

why? i don't know.

got any really cool ones?

anyone here have an account?

my friends have been begging me to get one. finally did. anyone else got one?

i think i'm hooked already.

you got my next STPs.

cause... well, i don't know.

you're sweet.

yeah!

my monologue from yesterday [maybe you'll recognize it]:

A woman's fucking face with Nature's own fucking hand painted
Hast thou, the fucking master-mistress of my passion;
A woman's gentle fucking heart, but not acquainted
With shifting change, as is fucking false women's fashion;
An fucking eye more bright than theirs, less false in rolling,
Gilding the fucking object whereupon it fucking gazeth;
A fucking man in hue, all 'hues' in his controlling,
Much steals men's fucking eyes and women's fucking souls amazeth.
And for a fucking woman wert thou first created;
Till Nature, as she fucking wrought thee, fell a-doting,
Fuck! And by addition me of thee defeated,
By adding one fucking thing to my fucking purpose nothing.
But since she fucking prick'd thee out for women's fucking pleasure,
Mine be thy love and thy love's use their fucking treasure.

I call it, Sonnet 20 Remix.


[and depending on the context it makes it really funny.]

1. we broke up.
1.5. i'm single.
2. my sister can't see her 4 day old baby cause it's sick.
3. no song seems to make me happy.
4. my mom said i was dissapointing after seeing my grades.
5. i have 40 dollars in my bank account.
6. i miss people.

on the other hand, i got to go to yoga.

but just sad, in general.

well since everyone seems to be down in the dumps.

me included.

let's let it all out and get fucked.

I know, I know, to make money. But my sister was just rushed to the hospital.

On the plus side, I got my Photoshop back!

Onward with the designing, after my other two jobs...