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unicron aka lewis mackenzie is a 28.73 year old boy, has been a member since October 14, 2003, has scored 689 submissions, giving an average score of 2.03.
  Oct 05 '05 by unicron        10 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Goddamit, I want to snort cocaine off her ti- OH! my goodness, I've gotten a bit carried away!
I'm buying this T-shirt. In fact I've already bought it. I don't know if I'll wear it, though - maybe just hold it and spend long hours looking at her.

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UNICRON, AND NO DOUBT THREADLESS TOO, WOULD LIKE TO STATE CATEGORICALLY THAT WE DO NOT CONDONE THE USE OF ILLICIT SUBSTANCES, EVEN DURING IMAGINED SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH CARTOON WOMEN.

AND BEFORE YOU ALL SAY IT - YES I PROBABLY AM A VERY SAD MAN.

Avant
Avant on Oct 05 '05 at 5:33am
At first I thought you talking about the girl in the picture !?!
unicron
unicron on Oct 05 '05 at 5:33am
no.
unicron
unicron on Oct 05 '05 at 5:37am
Though, If you read this -girl in the photo - you look lovely too, by the way,
Skipper6745
   Skipper6745 on Oct 05 '05 at 5:44am
Whew, I thought Shondi was gonna have to beat some ass.
Avant
Avant on Oct 05 '05 at 6:06am
Yes she does, as for the cartoon i think there's a lesson in here for both of us, in that guess why she doesn't have a nose?
unicron
unicron on Oct 05 '05 at 6:08am
HA! good point: look after your septum, and your septum will look after you.
Avant
Avant on Oct 05 '05 at 6:08am
Shondi please don't beat my ass, eek! (hides under duvet)
unicron
unicron on Oct 05 '05 at 6:37am
or mine.

hate to be ignorant, but - who's shondi? the girl in the photo, or her seven-foot-taikwondo-expert-and-will-travel-the-globe-to-kick-your-ass-boyfriend?
Ash Sammy
Ash Sammy on Oct 05 '05 at 6:49am
The one in the picture thats in the picture?
unicron
unicron on Oct 05 '05 at 6:54am
eh?
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