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TheDesertLlama
aka Jack Elliott is a 23.3 year old boy, has been a member since March 2, 2006, has scored 3258 submissions, giving an average score of 1.54.
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I am like a magnet to your moral compass
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Talking to me is like putting a magnet next to your moral compass
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Want to start a conversation? Ask me how!
of 15 votes, 53% like it
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If by chance I was wearing a wire, would I have this shirt on?
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I pretend everyone around me is wearing clown outfits
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I am not:
A) A Crook
B) Alone
C) A Little Teapot
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Simile like you mean it
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Loiterers know how to hang in there
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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I took the path less traveled and all I got was poison ivy
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Safety In Numbers Doesn't Work If You're A Lemming
of 64 votes, 33% like it
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Pennies on the ground are like a year-round easter egg hunt
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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The Best Things in Life are FREE*! (*After Mail-In Rebate)
of 68 votes, 29% like it
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Time Heals All Wounds... Well Not the Fatal Ones.
of 70 votes, 44% like it
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Gravity: It just brings me down.
of 68 votes, 31% like it
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Stereotyping is a good way to save time
of 72 votes, 32% like it
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Watch out I play RPGs and I am always ready for random battles
of 69 votes, 30% like it
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I'm undressing you with my eyes, and putting you in clown outfits
of 70 votes, 36% like it
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I can walk on water ...when it freezes
of 77 votes, 31% like it
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A penny saved is 1/100th of a dollar
of 59 votes, 42% like it
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Remember everyone, the saftey word is "RUN!"
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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Don't listen to circles, they never get to a point
of 59 votes, 32% like it
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I have A.D.H.Do you like my shirt?
of 58 votes, 36% like it
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I may have amnesia, but at least I don't have amnesia
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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100% Dolphin Free Cotton
of 61 votes, 30% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
In event of getting dressed: head and arms go to the closest exit
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Platforms were much less political in the 70's
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/253829/TheDesertLlama
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I'm a 20 year old college student from Ohio. I've got a slacker attitude and a 3.7 GPA (which I never think makes any sense). I've been studying Business Management and Marketing and will be transferring to Wittenberg University in the fall to study International Business with a minor in either Communication or City/Urban Development. I'm an avid music listener and hopefully a future DJ for my next colleges radio station, if I get that I'll be sure to post a link to the web broadcast for all of you to check out.
I'm in love with art, was a graphic design major for a quarter until I figured out you had to be able to draw to succeed in that major, so I went to marketing instead. Currently in love with what I'm learning and hope I can get a halfway awesome job by the time I'm through with college.
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