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TheDesertLlama
aka Jack Elliott is a 22.17 year old boy, has been a member since March 2, 2006, has scored 3258 submissions, giving an average score of 1.54.
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Cashiers work at making change
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Eating Chicken is a Murder so Fowl.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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What's so awesome about possums?
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I don't have too much time on my hands, I wear it on my wrist.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I am the center of this infinitely expanding universe
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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By reading this you are further verifying my paranoid tendencies
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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I Was Most Likely to Fall Victim to a Horde of Zombies
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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This IS my inside voice
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I took the path less traveled and all I got was poison ivy
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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This is meerly a disguise to keep you from foiling my evil plans
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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You can't judge a club by its cover
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Blasphemous In A Fun Way
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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I know I am... but what are you?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not down with growing up
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I had a handle on life but then it broke
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I'm Level 20 in Awesome!
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Safety In Numbers Doesn't Work If You're A Lemming
of 61 votes, 33% like it
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Pennies on the ground are like a year-round easter egg hunt
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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Great minds may think alike, but I prefer being an individual
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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The Best Things in Life are FREE*! (*After Mail-In Rebate)
of 65 votes, 31% like it
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Time Heals All Wounds... Well Not the Fatal Ones.
of 67 votes, 43% like it
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Gravity: It just brings me down.
of 65 votes, 32% like it
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Simile Like You Mean It :)
of 62 votes, 29% like it
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Stereotyping is a good way to save time
of 69 votes, 30% like it
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Watch out I play RPGs and I am always ready for random battles
of 66 votes, 30% like it
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I'm undressing you with my eyes, and putting you in clown outfits
of 66 votes, 36% like it
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I can walk on water ...when it freezes
of 74 votes, 31% like it
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A penny saved is 1/100th of a dollar
of 56 votes, 43% like it
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Remember everyone, the saftey word is "RUN!"
of 57 votes, 30% like it
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Don't listen to circles, they never get to a point
of 56 votes, 34% like it
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I have A.D.H.Do you like my shirt?
of 55 votes, 38% like it
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I may have amnesia, but at least I don't have amnesia
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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Sorry, I don't want to Risk my Life in this Trivial Persuit
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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100% Dolphin Free Cotton
of 58 votes, 31% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Anything you can do, my computer does faster
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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Ask Me A Question! (and who knows, I might know the answer)
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Big Hair for Global Warming!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Birds : Bees :: You : Me
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Contains: Grade A Zombie Food
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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Does this saying make me look fat?
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Having an ad slogan thats engraved into pop culture: Priceless
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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I found this shirt in the bargain bin
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I Think My White Knight Got Taken Out By The Black Rook
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I was once a man from Nantucket
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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I'm So Cool That I Froze In Time... Unfortunately It Was 1993
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I've got it going on (and by "it" I mean this shirt)
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Lead me to your taker!
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Life is not a dress rehearsal... but it IS a board game!
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Mick Jagger gathers no moss, but he still does gather a fan base.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Murphy was an optimist
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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My Dog is Your Gods Palindrome
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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People are Mammals Too!
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Please, just think of others brain cells before you talk
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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SEE YOU LOOKED! : Place your ad here and be amazed at the result!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Simile Like A Fool
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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Sleep: Where Dreams are Made...
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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So what if I'm not the brightest knife in the shed?
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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They aren't halloween decorations if the cobwebs are real
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Trust me, I'm a med student on Tuesdays & Thursdays
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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VACANCY (please check emotional baggage at door)
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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WAIT! Don't tell me... You're looking at my shirt arent you?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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You only need a parachute if you plan to skydive more than once.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/253829/TheDesertLlama
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I'm a 20 year old college student from Ohio. I've got a slacker attitude and a 3.7 GPA (which I never think makes any sense). I've been studying Business Management and Marketing and will be transferring to Wittenberg University in the fall to study International Business with a minor in either Communication or City/Urban Development. I'm an avid music listener and hopefully a future DJ for my next colleges radio station, if I get that I'll be sure to post a link to the web broadcast for all of you to check out.
I'm in love with art, was a graphic design major for a quarter until I figured out you had to be able to draw to succeed in that major, so I went to marketing instead. Currently in love with what I'm learning and hope I can get a halfway awesome job by the time I'm through with college.
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