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Mr.Fresh
aka Matthew Conner is a 22.36 year old boy, has been a member since March 2, 2006, has scored 3215 submissions, giving an average score of 1.88.
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Abe Lincoln was a Amish poser.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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China and Nevada should team up.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I spiked Santas milk last year.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Bigfoot plays tea party with my sister.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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...just throw her down the stairs.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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At least you still have your manhood.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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My brain esnt wat et yused too be.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Pi went to middle school with me.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Peanutbutter and Jelly are in love.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Your face reminds me of a scary movie.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Talk to me once and ill stalk you.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I roll with Armadillos for bodyguards.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Ive got time to waste but nothing to do
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Tastefully Disturbing.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Patience is a...waste of time.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Spaceships crash into Uranus
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Mullets confuse me.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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The more I think, the dumber you look.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Sometimes I eat soap at Hotels.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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2:1 says I destroy you at blogging.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Diseases are the illest!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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wanna see my laser guns?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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This is intense like indians.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
$400 dollars=Lots of games+no girlfriend
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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4 people means doubles raquetball
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Chickens can be hard peckers.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Get that off...wait thats your nose
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Guess what i\'m not thinking...
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Hairs are invading my body!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I keep toenails for snacks later on.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Jelly & Peanut-Butter are cute toget
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My mom says I could be a model
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My right arm is huge.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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shrimp and steak dinner, thursday night.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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The media makes me afraid of myself.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Thrift store elves stole my ATM card.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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You remind me of my Ex. Want to go out?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/253682/Mr_Fresh
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Im a design student at UNC Greensboro. i like iced tea.
top 5 favorite musical acts of as today
1. Portugal. The Man
2. Of Montreal
3. Masta Ace
4. Man Man
5. Murs
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